Taoist Quick Wear
11-Birthday gift
The wretched man that was fished out last time turned out to be the Korean monarch Zhang Pingdi.
Zhang Pingdi had this idea originally, but Si Qingyan fished him out only to give him a push after this incident.
Hong Jin and Cheng Huang went to the temple at the foot of the mountain, and saw that there was another god in the temple, and suddenly realized.
I always felt that the god in the valley was very powerful and oppressive, and it was not like the water god who only ruled a mountain and a river. Only after seeing Si Mang did I understand.
This is the incense god who is just like them.
The previous one was really too terrifying. Once the heart of inquiry arose, it was as if being stared at by an extremely powerful existence, and even the soul could not help trembling.
It seems that Mangshan and Canglan River are the things that the incarnation gave him to play with.
"Your Excellency has already told me that I will stay here in the future."
Si Mang was just complaining that he didn't have enough manpower, and two excellent laborers came to his door, and he felt very relieved. Your Excellency is so good to him! Although he only has the position of a god, he does not have the experience to deal with things. The City God just fills this gap. As for Hong Jin, she is a female god, so she can take over matters such as childbirth and childbirth.
Si Mang's ability to bear is already on the verge of limit.
Most of the believers who come to worship have prayed for children and grandchildren, prayed for smooth childbirth for the women in the family, prayed for a good marriage, prayed for sudden wealth...childbirth, pregnancy, delivery, matchmaker, god of wealth, etc. There are even believers who pray to the gods to send down miracles and plow his family's fields. It is impossible for Si Mang to help plow the fields. He is just dreaming at home every day.
His temperament is a bit like Si Qingyan. He has a headache doing such things every day.
Now that Hong Jin is here, he can be much more relaxed.
The temple has become tall and tidy. The statue of Si Mang is located in the center. He usually stays in the space in the statue. There is a spiritual pool, several spiritual fields, and a small building for daily living.
Hong Jin turned back to his original form and recuperated in the spirit pool. The city god turned into a lotus with flowers, leaves and lotus roots. The two rely on each other and are inseparable.
Si Mang suddenly felt a little strange, but he couldn't tell what it was.
Si Qingyan smiled but said nothing. This is the feeling of eating dog food.
The real boss has a steel-like will and is not moved by external things. But the newbies who were born not long ago can't adapt to the impact of dog food. Although they feel uncomfortable in their hearts, they can't describe it.
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The full moon night has arrived. Nothing happened tonight. It was very peaceful.
Si Qingyan suddenly remembered that the Yinshan King didn't leave an address when he sent the invitation.
Does he have to find it by himself?
At the foot of Mang Mountain, a team of ghosts wearing black clothes and red pointed hats suddenly appeared, playing gongs and drums, which was very lively. Especially the sharp sound of suona, which scared many sleeping monsters awake.
The ghosts carried a pure white sedan chair and gradually came up the mountain.
The white fog that usually blocked monsters and villagers did not work. They went straight to the top of the cliff where Si Qingyan was and stopped in front of him.
"My king has been waiting for a long time. Please get on the sedan chair."
Si Qingyan lifted the white sedan curtain, and the inside was still pale. It was as thin as paper, and you could pierce the sedan chair with a hand. Only ghosts would make things with paper. This paper sedan chair seemed to imply something. Looking at it, I felt a chill in my heart.
So, these ghosts really have no creativity at all.
What's the point of a white sedan chair? A bright red sedan chair that bleeds is also meaningless. Pure black is too dark. We should make a colorful sedan chair with red, orange, yellow, green, blue, purple, pink, black and white, which is guaranteed to be refreshing.
Si Qingyan sat in the sedan chair and looked out lazily.
Ghosts floated over mountain villages and towns. Occasionally, some people caught a glimpse of them, but they lowered their heads in a hurry and dared not look at them any more.
Not to mention, these ghost sedan chairs were really well carried, but they were noisy with gongs and drums all the way.
The Yinshan King's lair was a little far from here, located in an abandoned ancient battlefield on the border between Yan State and South Korea.
After the world was divided into three parts, there was peace for a long time. The battlefield was once overgrown with weeds, and rotten weapons could be seen occasionally. This place has become a paradise for evil spirits, and you can see several of them at a glance.
"Are you the water king of Guanlan Lake?"
The sedan chair finally stopped, the curtain opened, and a bright red carpet quickly spread out from under the feet of another person and stopped at Si Qingyan's feet. Countless bright red petals fell from the sky.
So romantic! So beautiful!
"Come, hold my hand." The ghost opposite reached out to Si Qingyan with a ferocious smile.
The Yinshan King's voice could not tell whether he was a man or a woman.
The two voices of richness and femininity overlapped, which was particularly irritating to the ears.
Moreover, he (?) was tall, but he was wearing a bright red wedding dress, his long hair was tied into a beautiful bun, and he had a head full of gold and jade jewelry, like a moving ingot tree, shining in the dark night.
Perhaps this was an enhanced version of the Black Mountain Old Demon who liked to wear gold and silver jewelry and had a strange aesthetic.
Si Qingyan narrowed his eyes slightly. Oops, the situation is not good.
Not only was the ear stung, but the eyes were also stung.
I should have asked Si Mang to come earlier.
But this ghost is still a little capable, and Si Mang may not be able to beat it.
"What is this for?" Si Qingyan did not leave the sedan chair, and suddenly felt that it was quite safe inside.
"Hahaha, you are so cute, of course I am marrying you..." Yinshan King couldn't help laughing, and he was a little doting, and then he said affectionately:
"Since I saw the portrait of Shuijun, I fell in love at first sight, and since then I have lost my appetite and sleep at night..."
"You are a ghost, isn't this normal?" Si Qingyan was puzzled.
You are a ghost, what do you want to eat? You are not a kid. I was born with intellectual disabilities.
"..." Yinshan King was speechless for a moment.
This seems to be different from what he thought.
This Guanlan Lake Water Lord should be angry, afraid, or try to escape. Why is he so calm and looks like he is watching a good show?
Even if this Guanlan Water Lord has a trump card, he can't beat him. He is not the soft-footed snake of Jinlin Lord. This place has been completely refined by him. The entire battlefield has become a ghost domain. Even if the king of heaven comes, he can't escape.
"Who came up with the idea last time? Come and get the reward."
Yinshan King smiled generously.
He likes people with excellent looks the most. When he heard that the newly appointed Guanlan Water Lord was pure and extraordinary, he was tempted. Most of the gods who came out of the incense and vows carry people's beautiful imaginations, and their appearance is not much worse. There is also a transcendent and otherworldly fairy temperament, which is much better looking than those big monsters and evil ghosts.
However, the gods in their own divine domains can mobilize the power of mountains and rivers, making them very difficult to deal with.
The subordinates came up with an idea to trick him in with the excuse of celebrating a birthday banquet. When Guanlan Water Lord knew about it, he couldn't escape even if he wanted to. Except for Si Qingyan, the other minor gods and monster kings who attended the banquet received wedding invitations.
In order to avoid being discovered by Si Qingyan, the gods and monsters in Yan State didn't know about this.
Originally, he thought Guanlan Water Lord would not come, after all, they had never met before. Unexpectedly, he was unprepared and broke in!
A fierce ghost with a big head and a small body came near King Yinshan, received the reward, and said to Si Qingyan:
"Just obey, our king is very considerate."
"I thought it was a birthday banquet, so I specially prepared birthday gifts. Now it seems that it's just right." Si Qingyan looked at King Yinshan silently.
"What birthday gift do you want to send? Let me see..." King Yinshan was so excited that he couldn't help rubbing his hands.
Unexpectedly, he was willing to do it? He even prepared a gift for me.
I didn't expect that my charm was so outstanding that even Guanlan Shuijun was fascinated by me.
The moment Yinshan King approached, the originally gloomy night sky was covered with thunderclouds.
Thunder came down in an instant.
The more noble the bloodline, the more terrifying the thunder tribulation. This is the purification of the strong by heaven and earth.
Only after going through the test can one be qualified to pursue immortality.
Yinshan King wanted to retreat, but it was too late. He was too close and was mistaken for a helper by the thunder tribulation. He was also a thousand-year-old evil spirit. In an instant, a white thunder fell on his head, thunder exploded, his hair was messy, and his hairpins fell to the ground.
He never expected that Guanlan Shuijun prepared this birthday gift.
No one could have thought that this would happen.
Many monsters and evil spirits who participated in the ghost king's wedding were caught in the crossfire and turned into a puff of green smoke directly under the thunder tribulation.
The thunder attribute restrains evil spirits. Moreover, in such a situation where ghosts gathered, the entire transformation calamity increased by dozens of times, and the thunderbolts as thick as buckets rumbled down, punching many holes in Chen Xiu's ancient battlefield.
"You... are crazy... do you want to die together?"
Yinshan King was forced to go through the calamity together, angry and terrified.
The pressure of the calamity above his head became more and more terrifying. Wouldn't he die here today?
I would not believe the words of the little ghost earlier.
Isn't it better to find a little monster who is willing?
"It's just a transformation calamity." Si Qingyan looked indifferent. The white paper sedan chair around him had been smashed to pieces, but he was unharmed and sat cross-legged quietly in the same place.
Every time the thunder struck down, it became extremely docile when it was about to touch him, and all the destructive power was restrained, leaving only pure vitality, which merged into his body.
Other ghosts did not receive such treatment, and they screamed and wailed under the thunder.
He had taken over the authority of the Lord of Thunder and Judgment before, and the Great Dao had not taken it back. Although Si Qingyan rarely used this ability, Thunder would still instinctively respect him when he met him, and automatically restrain his attack power, fearing to anger the agent of the rules.
Those attack powers were then dispersed to other people who were crossing the tribulation.
In less than a quarter of an hour, most of the followers of King Yinshan turned into green smoke, and some turned into charcoal.
"My lord, please let me go..."
"I have offended you by not recognizing the great man, and you can do whatever you want with me..."
The arrogance of King Yinshan disappeared after being hit hard a few times, and he frantically asked Si Qingyan for help.
He didn't even know what this person was. Originally, because of the pair of deer horns, he thought that the Water Lord of Guanlan Lake was just a spirit deer in the mountains, and luckily killed the weakest Jinlin Lord who had just crossed the tribulation. He didn't expect it to be like this, and he hit the iron plate directly.
The evil ghost who received the reward before has turned into smoke, and King Yinshan wants to revive him and kill him again.
Why is it so! Why is it so...
If he had known, he should not have asked if there were any good-looking and easy-to-bully little gods recently.
"Where are you from?" Si Qingyan was quite leisurely, and even had the leisure to check the household registration.
"I came from the underworld... After the King of Hell and the Bodhisattvas left, other evil ghosts broke through the seal and escaped. At the bottom of the eighteen layers of hell, the seal is too terrifying, no ghost can escape, and most of the little ghosts in other places have gone to the human world..."
"Where is the entrance?"
"My lord, I am willing to lead the way for you!" King Yinshan was extremely humble.
"My lord, I can do anything..."
"I will definitely turn over a new leaf and be a good ghost..." King Yinshan's desire to survive was stronger than ever before.
"I'll do the math myself." Si Qingyan ignored the ugly thing. He was really brave. He was too brave to hang himself.
There was a floating sea of thunder in the sky, endless and pouring down here. People on the border of the two countries noticed the abnormality, but no creature dared to approach. The Yinshan King was cruel and loved to kidnap people for blood. The evil spirits under his command were also very vicious. I think he must have done too much evil and suffered from the punishment of heaven.
Until there was nothing near the ancient battlefield and even the Yinshan King turned into a pile of ash, Si Qingyan got up and walked towards the entrance of the underworld with thunder all over his body.
Wherever he went, the sea of thunder moved there, like a shadow. Until this time, Si Qingyan was still unharmed, and could be called a mobile bomber. Some little demons hiding deep underground remembered Si Qingyan's appearance firmly in their hearts. This person was so terrifying that he must not be offended.
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