Taoist Quick Wear

Shh——

Yes, that's right!

Xiao Xie's pants are torn!

The belt broke first, and it slipped out from the waist of the pants, and fell into the blood river with a thud.

Then Xiao Xie's pants slowly slid down from the waist, and Luo Junchen, who was holding the pants, also slid down.

"Fuck! Brother Xie, your pants fell off, hurry up and pull them up!!!"

The cliff here is very low, Luo Junchen is almost crazy, he is getting closer and closer to the water surface, and the corpse with a big mouth below is about to bite his legs!

"No, it's okay, I still have one..."

Xiao Xie is also in a difficult situation, Luo Junchen is too heavy.

It's not easy for him to move, even if the blood corpse has tears in his eyes, he can't do anything...

Second Battalion Commander, I'm sorry, I can't protect myself, you can only wish you good luck!

Shh——

Xiao Xie's pants are completely torn, Luo Junchen's tail is shaking wildly, buying him some time.

At the moment when Xiao Xie's torn pants broke, Luo Junchen suddenly hugged Xiao Xie's legs.

Surprisingly, under Xiao Xie's pants, there is another pair of pants that are exactly the same!

It's a famous brand! Abidas!

No... letters, letters are not like this!

"Brother Xie, where did you buy your pants?"

Luo Junchen just finished asking, and heard another hissing sound, Xiao Xie's pants turned into a piece of skirt with high slits on the left and right, and the threads were all broken!

"Pin Xixi... 9.9 yuan a piece... buy one get one free, it's a good deal..." Xiao Xie said while holding his waistband tightly. This time, he must not let the pants fall down, there are only underwear inside!

"I hate, I hate..."

Luo Junchen felt that he was sliding down again, his tail spinning rapidly like a propeller, his legs floating up with the wind, barely avoiding the open mouth of the corpse below.

"Keep going."

Si Qingyan saw that everyone was fine, so he continued to walk in the direction pointed by the green snake.

He held Xiao Xie in one hand and held the blood flame in the other hand for lighting.

Many black shadows were circling around, and they didn't dare to approach for fear of the blood flame.

The blood flames at this time were so strong that they could burn Si Qingyan's soul, and even the surrounding space was somewhat scorched and distorted.

Luo Junchen held on to Xiao Xie's shaky pants tightly, barely supporting himself with his spinning tail.

Hiss——

Xiao Xie's second pair of pants completely shattered.

"I hate it so much..."

Luo Junchen grabbed Xiao Xie's boxer shorts directly this time!

I never expected that the tall and strong Xiao Xie would actually wear a pair of Shiba Inu shorts!

"Brother Xie, where did you buy this pair of shorts?" Luo Junchen's expression was extremely complicated, full of desire to survive.

"Taobao." Xiao Xie was very honest, and was afraid that Luo Junchen would tear off his boxer shorts, so he grabbed them with both hands.

Du Xiaoluan was too far away from the black water, and his figure had become somewhat illusory, so Si Qingyan collected it into the Seven Star Plate.

Jiang Yao was the offspring of the Green Snake after all, and his body was very solid, so he could move freely on the blood river, and even had time to find the second battalion commander who was drowned by the corpses.

The second battalion commander and the corpses might be close relatives. Even though he was full of blood and anger, not many corpses attacked him. But there were also many corpses who were curious about the taste of the second battalion commander. When they passed by, they opened their mouths wide and took a fierce bite, and then spit it out with a sound of "Puh"...

When the second battalion commander was picked up, only the white bones were left.

There were still some scattered pieces of meat hanging on his bones.

This made it a little inconvenient for it to move, but its empty eye sockets were still instinctively looking for Xiao Xie's figure.

Seeing that Xiao Xie was fine, it seemed to relax a little.

"Brother Xie, I feel that there is something more between you and the second battalion commander." Luo Junchen flicked Xiao Xie's underwear.

"Don't move." Xiao Xie felt uncomfortable.

He was not a qualified general and did not protect his soldiers.

"Hiss--"

The Shiba Inu underwear, below the rubber band, suddenly all came off...

In a panic, Luo Junchen hugged Xiao Xie's thighs tightly and coiled up.

His hands were also grasped in places where they shouldn't be...

"Fuck..." Xiao Xie was embarrassed by this posture. He coughed a few times and asked:

"Can you let go of your hands?"

"No, I wanted to do this a long time ago. It's so damn safe..."

Luo Junchen was moved that he didn't fall into the water and sighed.

"Brother Xie, you are a real man. My life depends on you!"

Xiao Xie closed his mouth and didn't want to talk to him anymore.

Professional habits restricted his impulse to hit people...

It was so embarrassing that I got goose bumps all over my body...

Going up further, the space became narrower and narrower.

Jiang Yao carried the second battalion commander, with his mother on his head, and Si Qingyan carried the combination of Xiao Xie and Luo Junchen in her hand, and entered the deep cave in front together.

The corpse only followed here and didn't dare to move forward.

A very stinky smell came out of the deep cave, suffocating. It was like fermented canned herring with a concentration of ×10086 times, blocking the nose and constantly invading the senses.

It was pitch black inside, and only when Si Qingyan's blood flame shone brightly did it reveal what was inside.

They were all snakes.

Some were as thick as an ordinary bucket, some were as thick as a water tank, and the thinnest was as thick as an ordinary person's thigh.

They were all big black snakes.

When they were still, you couldn't see anything, but when they moved, you could tell it was a big group of snakes...

They were wriggling, wriggling, wriggling.

Many snake heads crawled out of the big black group, staring at the outsider with cold eyes.

"Fuck, there are so many snakes..." Luo Junchen's scalp was numb from being stared at, and he hugged Xiao Xie's thigh tightly.

"..." Xiao Xie lowered his head and glanced at Luo Junchen, not wanting to say anything.

"roll!"

Jiang Yao's mother roared violently, and the entire snake mass rolled deeper, revealing the building that was corroded by the venom.

Looking up, there are two huge holes.

It's where Qinglong's eyes are.

This is the dragon corpse that was frozen in the ice. There is not much flesh and blood left, and the bones have been chewed around.

There are still large pieces of residual ice on the ground, with snake-like traces looming in them.

It must be that a nearby snake found the dragon corpse by following its breath, dug a hole into the ice, devoured the corpse, and when it grew up, it burst the ice and escaped...

That Orochimaru was big and round, and it had been at least a hundred years old.

Several people walked up the dragon corpse. The path was covered with thick snake skin, which was slippery because of the thick water vapor.

Xiao Xie took off his shirt and wrapped it around his waist, revealing his six-pack abs and alluring mermaid lines.

"Brother Xie, you are so awesome..." Luo Junchen's eyes shone with envy.

"I'm straight." Xiao Xie skillfully blocked the two points on his chest.

"Me too." Luo Junchen suddenly looked disgusted and moved a little further away from Xiao Xie.

The second battalion commander was following Xiao Xie with steps as if he would not recognize his relatives. He was respectful and extremely loyal.

Luo Junchen huddled near Si Qingyan, blew a rainbow fart one by one, and said at one moment how beautiful the blood flames were, and at another he said that Si Qingyan was like a god descending to earth, with peerless grace.

Voices came from not far away...

"That little brat, he doesn't know how to break free of the leash! Damn it! He will die without us."

"I let him eat the tracker, but unfortunately the signal here is not good, and there is no signal for any device."

"Dad, why don't you take a rest first? I heard that the Dragon Ball fell here..."

"When I find the dragon ball, each of us will share a piece, and we can all live forever."

The speaker was described as haggard, with only one arm left, and many places on his body had begun to fester, which looked very eye-catching.

The middle-aged man next to him has a well-maintained figure, but there is a long blood mark on his face, as if it was drawn out by something.

There were seven or eight people around, all silent.

Even Jiang Yao could recognize the two leaders who turned into gray.

The one with a broken arm is Jiang Shun, and the one with blood marks on his face is Jiang Kai. Those around them should be their confidants.

However, the two people did not notice that Si Qingyan and his party were still chatting enthusiastically not far away.

The Jiang family is a gold-touching family that has been passed down for thousands of years.

They say they are a gold-producing family, but they are actually digging graves and digging up corpses.

In the past, the Jiang family benefited from the great storms, but now the Jiang family has run out of luck, hit obstacles everywhere, and is in danger of annihilation.

The current head of the Jiang family, Jiang Kai, went through various collections of books and files in the family, and finally discovered the secret of the prosperity of the Jiang family...

All because of half a jade coin!

Legend has it that after the great businessman Fan Li resigned from office, he disliked the fact that he made too much money, so he sealed his wealth in a jade coin and gave it to his sweetheart Xi Shi as a token of love. After that, the two traveled together to the mountains and saw all the wonders. Mountain cliffs, flat lakes and deep swamps, quietly retreating into small villages in the mountains.

Regardless of the origin of that jade coin, it can indeed bring wealth.

The first head of the Jiang family once found half a jade coin in this large tomb. From then on, everything went smoothly and the family prospered. Now the half of the jade coin has turned black...

Whoever holds it is unlucky.

No matter where you throw this half jade coin, it will come back to the Jiang family.

Jiang Shun was dying soon, and Jiang Kai was on the verge of bankruptcy. As soon as the father and son put it together, they decided to find the remaining half of the jade coin together.

The two combined into one may be able to resolve bad luck.

The little saint child was born with strange eyes. He passed through the hands of the murderer several times and was safe and sound. Jiang's father checked his horoscope and found that he had a peculiar destiny, was extremely valuable, and could restrain evil spirits, so he took the little saint son out of the hospital and threw him to Duanlong Mountain to explore the way. The previous road was safe because the Little Saint Son took the lead, but when they reached this section of the road, the Little Saint Son suddenly disappeared.

"Maybe that kid knows some other secrets."

"It's a pity that he can't speak. No matter what, you can't pry his mouth open."

"You can't hit him, and it's useless to scold him."

Jiang Shun and Jiang Kai both felt a little regretful.

"Oh, what a coincidence."

Jiang Yao took the lead in greeting them both.

"Jiang Yao..."

Jiang Kai and Jiang Shun's eyes widened, their expressions dull and frightened, as if they had seen a ghost.

"Where is my mother's urn?" Jiang Yao sneered.

"What urn?" Jiang Kai asked blankly.

"I'm too lazy to talk nonsense with you, just die!"

Jiang Yao waved his hand suddenly, and the viscous liquid mixed with snake skin gathered on the ground and condensed into a large black ball, which rushed towards Jiang Kai and wrapped him tightly in it.

Just like a dung beetle wrapped in a dung ball!

"Don't... don't... the urn is in my bag..."

Jiang Kai only had one head exposed. He felt extremely itchy where the liquid touched his body, but he couldn't reach out to scratch it. It was in excruciating pain.

"Yao Yao, that stuff is of no use. If you want to eat it, I'll get you some fresh ones..."

The little green snake above Jiang Yao suddenly spoke, and the whole place was silent.

Jiang Yao opened his mouth, his expression was much gentler, and he said warmly:

"Mom, I don't want our things to fall into dirty hands."

"You, you, are you Xiu'er?" Jiang Kai stared at the snake above Jiang Yao's head as if he had seen a ghost.

“No, you don’t deserve to know my name.” The green snake raised its head with a proud attitude.