Taoist Quick Wear
40-to each his own
A woman stood there.
Perhaps because the fire burned too quickly, her hair was cut off at the root.
With a bang on his head, he still persisted in ogling two people at the same time with a sad look in his eyes.
He was really throwing it at two people at the same time...
His left eye was staring at Si Qingyan, and his right eye was staring at Luo Junchen.
The eyes moved from left to right, gradually moving apart.
"Fuck hahahahahahaha..."
Luo Junchen laughed so hard that he slapped his thigh.
"You want to fucking laugh me to death..."
Luo Junchen choked with laughter and coughed crazily.
"Young Master, Young Master... I can't find the way back... Young Master..."
"If you can find a way with your eyes, you'll be great..." Luo Junchen slapped his thigh while laughing wildly.
She finally discovered something was wrong and began to adjust her eyes.
Try staring at someone with both eyes.
He stared at Luo Junchen with his right eye and Si Qingyan with his left eye.
This time it became cross-eyed...
She became anxious, her eyes bulging in her sockets.
"puff--"
Luo Junchen laughed again.
"..." Si Qingyan fell silent immediately.
"Young Master...save me..." She was wearing a palace dress and looked pitiful.
"Want to watch the fireworks?"
Si Qingyan showed the blood flame in his hand.
"No." She shook her head as fast as Erha shaking the water, shaking out the afterimage.
"Where is the man who was with us earlier?"
"lead the way."
Si Qingyan stared at the haired monster expressionlessly.
I feel so stupid...
Is this one of Wei Sixian’s mothers?
Wei Sixian has several mothers, humans, hair monsters, underworld monsters... Is this a hair monster?
The long hair seen in Wei Sixian's notebook should be part of her.
The hair monster was trembling and unwilling, but he still took them to find Xiao Xie.
…
After Bai Qi's mural ended, Xiao Xie opened his eyes again and ushered in the next memory.
This time he did not reincarnate after his death.
First, because he has the aura of an emperor, his reincarnation will definitely disrupt the world.
Second, because he has too many karmic debts and a strong murderous aura, he is not suitable for reincarnation.
The third reason is because he has a lot of merits and karma, which makes him a hot potato.
He became a ghost in the underworld.
Being a ghost has the advantages of being a ghost, such as being able to seduce souls in an upright manner.
Salted fish is available everywhere.
The hard-working and brave Xiao Xie stands out among ghosts.
You still need to eat and sleep when you are alive, but everything is no longer a problem after you become a ghost.
He spends day and night hunting down evil spirits who have escaped from the underworld, going to the human world to seduce the souls of evil people, executing crazy executions in the underworld, and whipping evil spirits.
In less than a hundred years, he became King Chu Jiang, the second palace master in charge of the Ice Hell in the underworld.
Anyone who hurts someone's limbs, commits adultery, steals, or murders in the human world will be thrown into this prison.
After Xiao Xie took office, the performance of the Second Palace soared.
Those crazy ghosts all threw themselves under Xiao Xie's command and let him drive them.
Among them, the majority are military souls.
The Second Palace's laws were iron-blooded and could not tolerate the slightest bit of sand. It became a concentration camp for lunatics.
Each world has a set growth trajectory. It is not only an integration of countless lives, but also a giant life. It will also have birth, development, death and other processes.
The powerful beings born in the higher world will fight for their own world.
They will go to other weak planes to plunder resources and feed them back to their own world.
Unfortunately, Xiao Xie's plane was chosen as the invasion target.
Although ordinary people did not participate in this battle, there were many casualties due to the aftermath of the battle.
The intruder is humanoid in shape, with dark skin, and is covered with a layer of scales that provide excellent defense. They have extremely strong fighting instincts, as if they were born to be killing machines born for battle.
The Heavenly Court, the Underworld, the Western Divine Court, and the Desert Buddhist Kingdom, which were usually fighting among themselves, united together, and the war kicked off vigorously.
Xiao Xie is good at using swords, and his subordinates also follow their master and mostly use swords as weapons.
The ghost will forge a weapon and bind it directly to the soul. The weapon and its owner grow together. If the weapon is damaged, the owner will also be damaged.
After the ghost's death, he dissipated directly between heaven and earth without a body.
The battle area of the Second Hall was full of broken knives.
"If you admit defeat, you can become a subordinate race of our world and obtain higher-level cultivation techniques..."
A high-ranking foreigner looked approvingly and invited the ghost servants from the second hall.
"I would rather die in battle than surrender!"
Xiao Xie drew his knife again and chopped off the alien's head with one blow.
"kill!"
"Soldiers die in battle! Kill with the palace master!"
The ghost servants in the second hall also raised their swords and rushed towards the aliens.
The battle is becoming more and more fierce, alien races continue to join the battlefield, and there are more and more weapon fragments on the ground...
Xiao Xie's eyes were red, he flew up, caught the flag that was cut off by the alien race, waved it hard, looked up to the sky and roared:
"Recruit the old army of 100,000 people, and kill the devil at the Fengdu Ghost Platform!"
Countless shadows of military souls appeared in the void, with tall heads and horses, silver spears and black armor, and they followed Xiao Xie towards the alien army.
This is the old group that Xiao Xie led in the past. They have either passed away or fallen into deep sleep. They are all gathered at this moment...
"Fight for the common people!"
Countless military souls followed Xiao Xie and rushed towards the alien race, shouting for kill resounding through the sky.
Xiao Xie couldn't remember how many aliens he had killed. His sword had been curled and only a bare handle was left.
He was cut in half and fell on a mountain of corpses.
"Why don't you give in?"
The alien heart on the throne was pierced by the broken blade, and the blue eyes stared at the mutilated Xiao Xie, confused.
Why did the fight turn out like this?
Obviously one was strong and the other was weak, why did the latter turn the tables?
"Don't let down my country... Don't let you down..." Xiao Xie had a strand of black hair tied on his wrist. As his head fell to the ground, the black hair decayed, turned into ashes, and dissipated between heaven and earth...
"General!" The military souls roared in unison, extremely angry, only to see the general they worshipped as a god, whose head was fading...
"Without the general, there would be no day for us to reappear. I can't repay you, so I will reshape your soul for you..."
Xiao Xie, who had been silent all the time, couldn't help but tremble, his eyes red.
Those residual souls turned into light spots one by one, filling Xiao Xie's dissipated soul...
When Xiao Xie's body reappeared, there was only one soldier left among the 100,000 military souls. He carried Xiao Xie stupidly, staggered, and stumbled through the sea of corpses and blood.
The soldier fell again and again, always protecting Xiao Xie on his back.
When the space was broken, he threw Xiao Xie to the bright place on the other side, and stayed alone in the gradually darkening space.
"General... take care..."
He tried to say the last words of advice, and fell in a pool of blood.
"Second Battalion Commander!"
Xiao Xie suddenly woke up, and in front of him was the crooked-necked Second Battalion Commander.
Although there was only a skeleton left, it overlapped with the figure of the soldier.
"General... you... wake up... brothers... let me... take care of... you..."
The Second Battalion Commander stuttered in the dialect of thousands of years ago, and his excitement was beyond words.
"You are the only one left."
Xiao Xie burst into tears, and his voice was hoarse.
"Brothers... are... very... happy..."
The Second Battalion Commander stretched out his skeleton claws and wiped Xiao Xie's tears.
"What virtue do I have..."
Xiao Xie hugged the Second Battalion Commander in his arms, not daring to use force, for fear of breaking his skeleton.
"General...very...good..."
When Si Qingyan and Luo Junchen came over, they happened to see this scene.
Xiao Xie, who was always resolute and brave, cried like a child, and the second battalion commander was clumsily wiping his tears.
"Yundu..."
The hair monster looked at Xiao Xie, hesitant and hesitant.
When Xiao Xie looked back, his eyes were also a little complicated.
Yin Shang Prince Yundu had a childhood sweetheart fiancée, and the two agreed to get married when he returned from the battle.
But Prince Yundu died of illness.
She hanged herself and died, and was buried with Prince Yundu.
Maybe it was because Prince Yundu killed too many ghosts and monsters, and the ghost energy in the corpse was too heavy, and she had a wish that was not fulfilled, and she was obsessed with it, so she mutated into a strange ghost.
As long as someone loves her, her hair will grow longer and longer, and a strand of black hair will be separated, leaving the dark side with the admirer.
She is extremely beautiful, and when her expression is normal, she is too perfect to be a real person.
There is a kind of magic that can make people fall in love with her at a glance.
As her hair grew longer, she could appear in more mirrors.
There were thousands of mirrors in the world, and she was always looking for Yundu.
Yundu had a strand of black hair tied by her on his wrist.
Xiao Xie didn't have one on his wrist.
In fact, Bai Qi had a black birthmark on his wrist when he was born. After his death, this birthmark became a strand of black hair, which disappeared only after he died in battle as the King of Chujiang.
"You are not Yundu."
She walked silently to the center of the tomb, opened the coffin of Prince Yundu, climbed in, and hugged the skeleton.
So much long hair before, covering countless rooms with long hair, now turned into ashes in an instant.
"I..." Xiao Xie wanted to call out her name, but he didn't know her name.
He really didn't know her.
She was the sweetheart of Prince Yundu.
Between the two of them was not only life and death, but also time that was enough to wash away everything.
But the moment he closed his eyes, he traveled through thousands of years, holding a wooden comb in his own hands, and tied her hair.
"Wait for me."
"Okay."
"If I can't come back..."
"Wait until you can't come back."
Xiao Xie was silent for a long time, and continued to move forward with the second battalion commander.
Luo Junchen patted Xiao Xie on the shoulder, unable to say anything to comfort him.
A blood-red throne stood on countless bones, with a damaged battle flag on it.
Xiao Xie walked towards it, and the second battalion commander followed behind him.
Xiao Xie climbed to the top step by step and sat on the throne.
The battle flag was blazing, and the second battalion commander knelt on one knee, bowing his head respectfully, as in the past.
Two ancient seal characters slowly emerged on the throne - Chu Jiang.
Si Qingyan and Luo Junchen continued to move forward, and this time there was a huge door in front of them.
The dark red door exuded a strong smell of blood, cold and sticky. The door was engraved with strange birds with eyes all over their bodies, people with snake heads, strange beasts that devoured living things, and piles of broken limbs and corpses... Something was struggling frantically inside the door, and the shadow of the red spider lily on the door lock was struggling to hold on.
Luo Junchen looked at the door and stood there for a long time.
When he opened his eyes again, the world around him had changed.
There were shouts of killing everywhere. He squatted at the gate of the underworld, aiming at the buttocks of the aliens and biting them one by one.
Why did he bite the buttocks?
Damn... The legs are too short!
He could only bite the buttocks when he jumped up!
All the ghost messengers who teased him in the past were dead...
He clearly said "I will be the first to run when the enemy attacks", but when he was seriously injured and dying, he chose to hug the alien without hesitation and resolutely exploded...
They are all big pigs!
He aimed at a tall and strong alien, and while the other party was fighting, he pounced on him and bit his butt tightly!
The meat was tight and hard, and it was hard to bite...
The opponent's fist was like a hammer.
With one hammer, his brain exploded and he became a dead dog.
His eyes rolled out just in time to see the alien pulling out the canine teeth embedded in his ass...
Although this dog is useless and has no use... but there is still something.
Luo Junchen squatted at the gate of the underworld, his ears and tail disappeared, holding a short-legged big black dog in his arms, furry.
One soul and two bodies.
I still like this place very much.
If everyone comes back, it would be nice to guard the gate forever.
At that time, when the ghost messenger went to the world to do business, he would bring him some food back.
Two words appeared next to the door frame where Luo Junchen squatted - Qi Yao.
That was his original name.
Si Qingyan continued to walk forward and saw the little saint sitting alone on a broken wheel.
Behind the child was a huge white beast phantom, emitting a holy light all over its body.
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Additional update for collections exceeding 5,000!
Although it's a little late, it's finally added!
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