Teacher Laoliu: I’ve Been Caught In The Rain, You Want To Hold An Umbrella?

"Teacher Jiang! Even if it takes up the next PE class, I still have to finish it!"

The physical education committee member suddenly stood up: "Teacher Jiang, the physical education teacher is sick today! You will teach the next class! Finish the paragraph just now!"

"???"

Jiang Feng couldn't hold himself any longer on the spot.

"Impossible! I'm rushing to play games later! Not to mention that the physical education teacher is sick, even if your physical education teacher is lying in the intensive care unit, I will carry him back to give you physical education class!"

He turned around and glanced at the girls who were pulling him. Each of them looked very expectantly, and they were about to use the coquettish technique.

Jiang Feng took a deep breath and decided to finish the story he just made up.

"I'm not going to run away. Please let go of your hands first and I'll finish telling you. No matter how decent it is to pull and pull."

After hearing Jiang Feng's words, the girls sat back obediently.

"Ahem...where were you talking about just now?"

Su Qing, the Chinese class representative, raised her hand: "Teacher Jiang, you just talked about the huge gap between the well-informed and the rich second generation."

"oh oh."

Jiang Feng thought for a second and then spoke: "Then one afternoon, the rich second generation and I went to her house to hang out with her. The rich second generation drove a Porsche that day, and I walked there."

"When we got downstairs, the rich second generation and I happened to meet each other, and we lowered our heads unconsciously."

"Unexpectedly, she didn't care about anything at the time. Instead, she smiled and said to me: Although having money is good, it doesn't mean everything. As long as you work hard..."

So much for that.

Jiang Feng's words suddenly stopped.

Immediately, all the students under the podium began to become anxious.

"Teacher Jiang! Where's the back? What's going on behind the scenes?"

"Teacher Jiang, keep going!"

"Brother Jiang, you are too short!"

Jiang Feng glared at Ma Xiaohao fiercely and continued: "The rich second-generation car behind me drove her away, but I didn't hear clearly."

student:"?????"

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There were hundreds of thousands of viewers in the live broadcast room, and each one was listening more seriously than the other.

Everyone was looking forward to what kind of story Jiang Feng would tell.

Unexpectedly.

In the end, there was such a fucking ending!

It was said that he had been fooled by the old villain Jiang Feng!

【Oh shit! be cheated! This ending is simply outrageous! 】

[Although it is grassy, ​​it is easy to ride on horses and is real. My childhood sweetheart of ten years is not as good as my rich brother’s seven-series BMW...]

[Damn, I listened carefully for so long, and ended up with such a fucked-up ending? 】

【Day! The pure love warrior fell to the ground! Lao Jiang, you are such a dog! 】

[The more I listen to it, the more it sounds like I’m making it up. This show is so magical. Have we fallen into Teacher Jiang’s trap? 】

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Taking advantage of the students' confusion, Jiang Feng ran away.

Unexpectedly.

The girls in front stood up again, grabbed his sleeves and complained.

"Teacher Jiang, please speak carefully!"

"This is too fake! Teacher Jiang, please tell us what the real ending is?"

"Teacher Jiang, please~"

Jiang Feng reluctantly pulled their hands away one by one.

It seems that the only option is to use the trump card.

So he started preaching earnestly and sincerely.

"What's fake about it? It's more real than Mengniu's real fruit!"

"I'm telling you with my story, listen to the class and study hard, and when you make money in the future, you can find any good-looking girl or handsome guy you want. Do you understand?"

"Only by studying hard can you find a way out in the future. If you don't study hard now, you will smell car exhaust in the future. When I was your age..."

as expected.

After saying a few words, the students suddenly looked like "Master, stop reading."

"The homework for this class is to finish the exercise book for the second class! get out of class is over!"

Jiang Feng took the opportunity to open the classroom door and ran away!

The students were left muttering.

"What a dog!"

"I must let him finish his speech carefully next time!"

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I really don’t know what’s so interesting about these students listening to made-up stories. Wouldn’t it be nice to have physical education classes?

When he returned to the office, Jiang Feng quietly opened a crack in the door and observed.

It was confirmed that the teaching director Xu Kun was not here.

Then he opened the office door and walked in.

Damn it, this Diaomao has something to arrange for him every now and then, which makes him so worried now.

Sit down quietly.

I heard Li Xiuhua, Chen Mei, and Guan Zhi next to me talking about students.

Li Xiuhua: "Teacher Chen, are there any students in your class who have puppy love? As far as I know, there are three couples in our class now."

Chen Mei: "Yes. It's only been a week since school started, and there are already two couples in our class. There is also a boy who ran to your Class 7 right after class."

Guan Zhi: "There are some in our class too. As soon as get out of class is over, we sit down together and hold hands."

Chen Mei: "Yes, yes, I saw them walking together in the canteen last time I ate. It was so sweet."

Guan Zhi turned to Jiang Feng and asked, "Oh, by the way, are there any in your class, Teacher Jiang?"

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Heard such a conversation.

The viewers in the live broadcast room almost died laughing when they learned that teachers would gossip like this in the office.

[Hey, this feels so familiar. I once went to the office to make me stand, and the teacher forgot that I was still standing there, and started talking about which class had the most couples! 】

【puff! So the teacher is also such a gossip! Learned a lot! 】

[Although I have never been a teacher, I don’t fully understand it. But I can tell you responsibly, I don’t know if teachers would be so gossipy. As I said at the beginning, I have never been a teacher and don’t fully understand it. 】

【Oh shit! Listening to your words is like listening to your words! Don't say it again! 】

[As a teacher born in the 1990s, I can attest that our office is even more gossipy than here! 】

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"Our class? I haven't looked carefully, so I'm not sure."

Jiang Feng scratched his head and smiled.

I usually rush out after class.

How can I have the time and energy to observe which students fall in love early?

But when it comes to puppy love, he is really curious about whether there is one in his class.

After all, the girls in the two classes I teach are pretty good-looking.

Don't let any pig take advantage of such a good cabbage.

Especially the group of boys in Class 2, who come to take a look after class.

As a teacher, you should also check them.

Jiang Feng smiled: "It just so happens that Class 4 has evening self-study tonight, I'll go check it out."