Teihen Ryoushu

Chapter 30.1 – Let’s Break the Parents!

「Fueeeeeeeeeeeeehe, finally, the night I’m looking forward to!」

A month after I sent out the invitation to the nobles for the party. I was looking up at the moon from my castle’s window, eagerly awaiting for the arrival of my guests!

「Fufufufufu! To think that I’ll receive a lot of respect from a lot of people before I met them….!」

I pick up a stack of letters of response from the nobles that I have read over and over for the past month.

Inside them, they are saying that they are not feeling well so they can’t make it. However, they said, “Our hero-sama! I will send my youngest son to you so please educate him with your heroic power that only a baron like you know!”.

Hahahahaha! You guys know how wonderful this Rize-kun is! I have an IQ of 999 after all!

Alright. The hero who saved this country from Snail, who violated a taboo and turned into a dragon, a super-genius lord with an IQ of 9999, and a true noble, will teach your children to be true nobles!

To be honest, I don’t know anything about what a true noble should be since I’m rarely involved with other nobles but I’ve recently come to believe that I was born with the makings of a king so it will work out! Hehehehe!

Oh, I just heard some horse-drawn carriages rumbling from outside the castle. It seems like my guests have arrived. As the lord of this land, I must greet them with a resolute attitude!

「Wait for me, youngest sons! This Hero King Rize-sama will educate you!」

With that in mind, I went to meet them with great enthusiasm---

「---a-are you Rize Beibalon!? What the hell is this castle!?」

…..I made it in front of the castle gate and some little boy with a girl’s face started making things difficult.

Yeah….what the hell is this guy making a ruckus as soon as he arrives? And what do you mean what the hell is this castle? What’s your problem with the castle that I’m proud of that everyone built for me? Huh?

「Why is it like this? It has the same design as the royal castle of this country no matter how you look at it. The royal family will be angry if you make fun of it, boy.」

「Y-you!? I am from the royal family!!! I am the 48th Prince Johan!!! You know what I’m talking about, bastard!!!」

Eh, seriously!? This shorty, who for some reason is very angry at me, is a royal?

Ah, by the way, the royal family also said, “The king is busy so we’ll be sending the prince. For someone who was born in Beibalon, you should be very smart….”. So, this is the prince. I had no idea! He’s got zero aura and he looks so small!

….I’m afraid Johan will be hurt if I tell him I didn’t notice so I’ll just cover it up!

「Fufufu, I’m just joking with you, prince. It’s just a little joke to lighten up the mood. I’m sure a member of the royal family would be able to spot that in an instant, right?」

「You bastard-----!? Are you telling me that I’m not worthy to be part of the royal family---!?」

I mean, wow, he’s starting to get really angry!?

Hah….what’s with this guy? He must be crazy. I mean, I use honorifics for higher-ups, right? I’m not saying anything to you because I am a mild-mannered, gentle, and pacifist Rize-kun. However, if I were Snail, I would have snapped long ago, wouldn’t I? Well, I’m a person of character so I’ll just laugh and forgive you.

「Hahaha, the prince seems to be tired. Shall I cast healing magic on your head?」

「I’m going to kill you, you son of a bitch!!?....What were you thinking? Ripping off the design of the royal castle and painting it black!? At first, I was surprised to see that the city was so green and developed unlike the rumors but when I got closer to the city, I was more surprised to see that darn castle!」

「Isn’t it good to be reminded of your parent’s house?」

「Shut up!!! Damn it! You’re making fun of me, the prince, just now….You’re rebelling against the Gnossia Kingdom, aren’t you?」

Haaaaaaaaaaaaa!? What are you talking about, shorty! I respect the royal family so much that I even cloned the design of the royal castle and now you’re accusing me of rebelling?

Whoah….I knew this guy was crazy! Good grief, the king has sent us a very problematic child. Well, does that mean he trusts me that much? Then, I guess I can’t give up on him.

As I wondered how I was going to educate him, the little sh*t called Johan turned around and howled at the boys who had been standing behind him for some time.

「Hey you, youngest sons of nobles! Say something to him! This man Rize Beibalon is going to mess up this country!」

As usual, Johan says whatever he wants. However, the boys remained unmoving.

「H-hey, you guys! Aren’t you frustrated as nobles?」

「…..I don’t care about that, I don’t care about this country. Please leave us alone….」

Oh, apparently, the kids in the back are not well. Their expressions are also dead and I can’t feel a bit of ambition.

Well, this is a different kind of problem compared to Johan. I see. So that’s why those nobles sent these guys to me, to learn the way of Rize-kun. I commend them for their good judgment.

A young kid with a temper problem and apathetic kids….Alright, good! Let’s put them all together and let Dr. Rize take care of them!

「---believers, take them into custody.」

『Yes, Rize-sama!』

In response to my words, men in black hoods appeared around the kids. They are Demiurge believers who are loyal to me.

They hit the back of the necks of the startled boys with their swords instantly reaping everyone’s consciousness.

「wha……..!?」

「Sleep a little while. I’ll train your immature minds.」

Now, kids, let’s get a taste of the loving educational techniques of this talented teacher, Rize-sensei.