Teihen Ryoushu

"Teme-za-kun, you're a jerk. Ahhhhhh!? Are you ex-death inmates licking you? Ohhhhhhhhhhh!?

"What is it, Olaaaaaaaaaaaa!? We're transferring the contagious disease. Aaaaaaaaah!?

... I felt the worst from the morning.

Listening to the screams of the anomalies heard from the outside, I was cheating on a worn out lord's mansion for a soup without utensils.

Even I'm five years old, and I know it very well - my territory, Bay Baron, was completely over.

The land is thin, and the beasts are abundant, and the crops are rarely picked.

Plus, the people are all Yabe. It's just the sick, sub-races and pagans who have been driven away by criminals who have fled some land.

Mothers like desperate face fathers and toddlers who don't even think about it drink alcohol. I'm still suffering from hangovers, and it's already morning and I'm not getting out of bed.

Oh, I guess reality doesn't change where you escape to alcohol...... or do you want to increase the risk of cirrhosis and even a far-flung suicide?

I couldn't help but think of a living environment and sighed.

"Ha... your father said of me, 'All right, it's the first door breach! He didn't want to be a mother, and he had a damn smart kid! Now if you don't grow up negative like me, you'll be a decent lord......!' Or something like that, but I can't do that..."

When I think that one day I will have to rule this land, my expression is going to darken with despair.

I'm still glad I could use 'Attack Magic' now, but apparently I only have 'Recovery Magic' talent. As it is, the vicious inhabitants have decided to kill me in half.

Ha, I can't believe I don't have talent without luck... what a bad one I am.

Life like this scum, where it disappeared, I'm sure the world will keep spinning around with nothing.

I was thinking about such a vain thing, then...

"-Oraaaaaaaa! Is this the lord's mansion? Ahhhhhh!

"Huh!?

Suddenly we broke through the door and dozens of armed men stepped into the living room!

Everyone, because he looks vicious, is probably a flavor of a questioner who has fled somewhere. A man like a leader yells and screams as he pulls out his sword.

"Kuhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

... What are you, one kid? Hey, Temee, what happened to your dad? I'm gonna kill you. Get me out of here!

"Hih... your father, the...!

I can't tell you, there's no way I can tell you that a lord who serves to protect the land is hungover and drunk......! So I'm too dumb to be stepped into the mansion or something.

That fucking father, what a timing he's sleeping in. CHICKLES!

"Heh, well, no"

When the man in leadership laughed when he saw my face in his mouth, he turned to the cutting edge of his sword -!

"Whatever it is, Temehe and his family are all going to kill him. I won't let one kid get away with it, 'cause I'm gonna be the new lord by destroying this Bay Baron house!

That's how the great sword was finally put up. The man has waved it down relentlessly to cut me out of my head!

"Die or olaaaaaaaaaaaa!

"Hi-no-no, no, no, no!?

I could no longer but shrink myself. Because I'm only incompetent enough to use healing magic to block abrasions......!

Oh, is my life over here? Born in the land at the bottom, living a poor day just named after a nobleman, and ended up being murdered cluttered by these chimps?

Shortly before his impending death, he turned to despair as he looked back at his life, which was not even Roku's - then,

"- Keep it down, you guys. He's pointing a sword at who."

Rin and a resounding voice.

At the same time, a 'shining cow' was released as a ray of light, blowing a man with a great sword from across!

"Ha-ha-ha!?

It was all a flash. The flexing man's body flies a thousand cuts down from his chest, and the screaming of agony echoes the mansion.

"Become, what, what happened!?

"The leader's body, all of a sudden!?

"What's that... cow!?

A group of chimps making noise about sudden events.

But the most confusing part was me, who was about to be killed.

I know because I'm a wizard. I know that's probably due to some kind of magic, but I've never heard of magic in flying cows. Who the hell helped me in the first place?

With me in confusion, I see a man with a leaderhood who has become only his upper body flying more of a cow resentfully.

"Ha ha ha, Temee, ha... the hell...... huh!?

"Well, do you have breath? Then remember when you die."

Standing there was one man with cold eyes that shot through.

Having received our gaze all together, he tells the magnificent story as he makes the samurai "Habe" an extinct beauty who is probably his companion.

"My name is Lise Baybaron. Know the king of the land, coming from a far future -"

"Mooooooooooooooooooo!!!

And the rays of cattle that are emitted! The space around him was distorted, and cows emitting pitch-black light were released to the chimps.

That's a powerful and amazing thing to say. Assaulting fast enough to leave the sound behind, the cow instantly tore them apart and even pierced the walls of the mansion to a hill in the distance! The hill exploded with a huge roar of dogo-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o

"Ha... yes, eh...!?

I don't have much word for destructiveness...... for some reason the power of a man named after me is no longer in the realm of man.

Exactly the divine domain...... an absolute 'heroic' power that is only allowed to appear in the story. Sometimes I was able to follow a beautiful woman when she was a winged goddess on the side of Katawa and others, and I didn't think she was very real.

He smiled fluffily and gently as he gently offered his hand to me as he sat down.

"Stand up, boy."

Oh...... its tender appearance of destroying dirty evil in an instant and caring for the victim is just the hero himself.

Even the dust blowing in from the mushroom cloud is enough to shine in his afterlight.

"Yes......!

That's how I tried to reach out - then,

"Guha, shaho!?

Suddenly there was blood spilling out of my mouth and my whole body began to rattle and tremble!

What the hell is going on... I don't even know that, and I let go of consciousness...

◆ ◇ ◆

"Oh, my God, he blew it."

Sprouts.

- Let's conclude. In his childhood, Lise Baybaron was impacted by the radioactivity of the 'fissile cow' unleashed by her future self, Asshole, and was pathetically dying.

That and this is also the result of the future Lise Baybaron's thought in her missing brain: 'Uh-huh, if you let a black-hole cow out, the stars will disappear and you'll cut back and keep it fissile'. This is the quality of IQ2.

But for those of you who have broken common sense, it's weirder to die of radioactivity. They shrugged the bloody childhood lize with a bum, and the two of them continued to slap Pessipesi and Cheeks.

"Hey, wake up, me, don't lose the radioactivity of a fissile cow! If you modify your genes with a bit of healing magic and carve in your resistance, you'll be able to stand it!

'Yes, yes, yes! Rather, it feels good to be able to play cells!

... etc. tonchicki livestock toddler brain and fucking mazo breast geriatric brain.

It was as much a matter of solar fluttering as falling down with radioactivity for the Koitz and others who would decide to smash up the universe in peace. I thought to myself, "Shake it off if you're a boy." It sucks.

But the real problem, the fact that Lize was dying in her childhood, was the problem. Because it is gradually becoming clear to the body of the future Lise.

It was a miracle moment precisely from the enemies of Lise. Unlike Yaldabart, who is bogged down, if Snail or Jaikov finds out that he is a dangerous person who is not a hero or anything, he will cry and make a small leap.

Lise exhaled as she saw her body fading away.

"Ha, you've got trouble saying you're just here to explore the causes of your increased magic"

"Huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh. It is sad and exciting to think that it is not just anyone else who will see you die...!

"You're like that, so Alicia and Irina hate me. And I'm not going to die. Recovery magic."

Lise waved gently as she glanced at the goddess of fucking reddening her cheeks.

Only then did Lize recover from her childhood, and even the collapsed hills and the holed lordship were restored. The head is broken, but it is as good as ever.

Incidentally, my parents, who had eaten radioactivity to hangover and were stuffing to death, were healed once and for all. I'll be dead in about ten years anyway.

"Huh, that's it. Finally, I have radiation resistance to my childhood genes..."

"Oh, then why don't you finally fix that personality? Lise Baybaron, who is pushing" O, "doesn't tremble when she's a dick. Different interpretations are good."

"I don't know what your interpretation is... well, so is that. Let's stir up our brains a little bit and boost our self-love. How many times as good do you think?

"Today's May 12th. Let's keep it about 512x."

"Hmm appropriate...... well okay. It's important to take care of yourself."

"Oh, that's a quote!"

Lise Baybaron remodels herself so clutterfully in the past, talking appropriately about… etc.

The moment my past self was healed magic by my brain "ABBABABABABABABABABABABABABABABA!?" and blows bubbles and cramps, but the future Lise doesn't go through with it at all. Because it's who he is that always matters.

"Oh, I mistakenly doubled my self-love by 5012. Well, okay."

'Um, self-love is important. I want my son Johann to feel confident. He's been blocking it lately for some reason...'

"It would be depressing if Sora's 130-year-old father sexually converted to Breast Goddess. Normal."

"Is the cause non!?

Such an at-home conversation (?) while Lise's treatment was finally completed.

I don't want to eat fission cow meat anymore by screwing in radioactivity resistance, but I won't be bombarded.... By the way, at the time of my final showdown with Yaldabart, I didn't get bombed by releasing a fissile cow, but I haven't noticed the future Lise.

Another 5012-fold increase in self-love broke my thought circuit, but Lise didn't care about that one either.

Under the totally crazy idea of self-love that 'I'm so wonderful in the future that there's nothing wrong with me, I guess', this convinced me of the good and the result of the treatment. There's no way it's good.

"Yes. Done. There will be no confusion because the memory that finally meets us has been erased.

Come on...... I don't care what caused the increase in magic or anything, and because of this, why don't you take a time trip? Try flying to a land of times without Bay Baron territory. "

'Oh, I do care more about you that way! When Noh became king, the land became a nest of madmen, but now how did that happen? "

"Well. Even the crazy leader who gathered the crazy people showed up?

All right, why don't we gather the crazy people from that era and figure out who's the crazy leader? I will succeed and defeat you so that the Bay Baron realm of the future may be better. "

"Ok!"

... Lise takes away a half-boke goddess floating with her hoof as she talks endlessly about going crazy.

By the way, after this, Lise Baybaron, the crazy leader who gathered the crazy people, went back to the future for lunch with Alicia and Irina because she was getting hungry where she gathered the crazy people from all over the world. Besides, it's the worst time I've ever done anything better after napping and waking up and never coming back to that era forever.

That's how the crazy worst realm, 'Bay Baron Territory', finally explodes. It is the opening of the Rare Beast Zoo.

After all the worst heroes and goddesses had left, Lize rose up at an early age.

"... oh, fuck, I... what the hell was' I 'doing...?

Nor did she realize that her tone was slightly changing due to the influence of her future self, and young Lise scratches her head.

Oh, how could I have fallen? If you're sick, I want you to give me a break.

Because - my life is more honorable than anything else in the world...!

Lise's magic explodes when she acknowledges her own worth to a lesser extent.

Because you're such a wonderful person, if you want to live, I'll gladly sell you a charm. I no longer know common sense or rules. IQ fell from 300 to 3.

This is how the future bottom lord, 'Lise Baybaron', exploded -! It sucks.