Chapter 53
No matter what kind of cultivation it is, it is initially body cultivation.
The body is the foundation of cultivation.
Therefore, Lin Yan taught Fujiwara Chika a wonderful set of cultivation methods.
Lin Yan: "From now on, you will do 100 push-ups every day! 100 sit-ups! 100 squats! Then run 10 kilometers! Keep these up every day!"
Lin Yan: "Of course, three meals a day should be eaten well. You can eat bananas in the morning. The most important thing is to exercise willpower. No matter whether it is winter or summer, don't turn on the air conditioner. At first, it may be painful to death, and you want to rest at every turn. But no matter how hard it is, no matter how hard it is, you have to persevere every day. Even if your feet are heavy and can't move, you have to keep doing squats. If your wrists make strange noises, you have to keep doing push-ups!"
Lin Yan: "After a year and a half, you will be able to smash the void with one punch! Become a person as powerful as me."
This is actually the method of One Punch Man Saitama teacher. It is not clear for Lin Yan to become stronger, but it is possible to become bald.
Chika Fujiwara: "Why do you feel there is something wrong?"
Chika Fujiwara: "Okay, I'll try it."
After sending Fujiwara Chika, Ma Xianhong came to Lin Yan's room.
He seemed in a good mood at the moment, and it seemed that the progress of the self-cultivation furnace was fast.
"Now there is good news and bad news, which one would Senior Lin want to hear first?"
"It doesn't matter, it's fine."
In fact, Lin Yan didn't like this kind of cheating. In many cases, good news is not good, and bad news is not bad, and it can't surprise him at all.
"The good news is that the slimming stove is almost finished."
After a pause, seeing that Lin Yan didn't respond, Ma Xianhong had to continue: "The bad news is that the company's people have already discovered Biyou Village."
It is not surprising that the company discovered the existence of Biyou Village sooner or later.
Lin Yan said with a smile: "It's okay, we just built a stove, and we didn't steal or rob it. We can do it if there's no law against it. It's just a special stove, and they can still recruit teachers and move the crowd. They just dispatched a few temporary workers to make trouble. That's it."
Ma Xianhong nodded, agreeing with Lin Yan's statement.
If you build a stove, you will have to take legal responsibility, and those masters who make water tanks may be shot on the spot.
Obviously this is impossible.
"By the way, senior, a friend of mine is in a bit of trouble and needs your help. Otherwise, this person will fall into the abyss of eternal redemption."
"Oh, what is that?"
Lin Yan was also a little curious. With Ma Xianhong's methods, is there anything he can't solve?
Ma Xianhong told the whole story.
To put it simply, this person is a concubine Lu novelist named Wang Yajun, who is good at writing fantasy and cool essays, but at the same time he has practiced the magic of the warlock, which allows him to enter the interior scene.
After entering the interior scene, one's heart is like a world independent of the outside world. In this world, one can achieve whatever one wants and can do anything, so as to experience unprecedented pleasure.
Because of this, the writer finally immersed himself in the interior scene through constant obscenity. He has completely fallen into his own interior scene. He believes that the world in his interior scene is real, and the outside is The self that women despise and is abandoned by the world is false.
His mother was supposed to be the saint of the Holy Land in the beginning. She was the most beautiful woman in the world, and her strength was extraordinary. The Holy Sons of other Holy Lands coveted her beauty.
The Holy Land in the beginning forced her to marry other holy places, but the Holy Maiden of the beginning refused to obey. In the end, she passed on her cultivation to her son, Wang Yajun Hou Xiangxiaoyu and died.
His father was Emperor Taiyi of the East. In order to protect his wife's body from being defiled, he fought against the seven saints under the hibiscus tree of the sun star, killed nine thousand quasi saints with one person, and slaughtered millions of golden immortals. In the end, he was exhausted. and die.
But his father used his last strength to send him out of the sun star with the Eastern Emperor Bell.
Now, as a peerless genius, he wants to avenge his father and mother!
In short, Wang Yajun is immersed in his own novels.
In his novels, he is the protagonist, and the whole world can revolve around one of his people.
All his settings are all for him to pretend.
This is the realm of greed and Zen.He has completely fallen.
Therefore, Ma Xianhong decided to wake up this friend.
Let him no longer indulge in his own interior scene.
After hearing this, Lin Yan couldn't help but smile: "Isn't this good? Who didn't have such a fantasy when he was young, hoping that he would have a divine weapon, his parents were awesome people, and then he would open a group of harems or something. , it's alright."
Ma Xianhong shook his head and showed a wry smile: "No, this is the commission of Wang Yajun's mother. She is just such a son. I hope the seniors can help him to wake up his son."
"If the senior can enter the other party's interior and scold him to wake him up, I can help the senior build another self-cultivation furnace.".
Chapter 54
When I thought that I originally planned to wait for the old horse to build the stove, I would cheat him again and steal the stove.After all, there are old horses in this world who take money from children and women, and Lin Yan felt that it was only right and proper to take the old horse that built the stove.
Of course, Lin Yan wasn't so immoral yet, he just planned the worst plan, and it was not good for him to have a bad relationship with the old horse.
Now Lao Ma planned to build another one for him, and Lin Yan agreed immediately.
Not long after, a middle-aged woman came over, pushing an ugly man with saliva on a wheelchair.The appearance of this man, twenty-five or six years old, is not only ugly, but also extremely ordinary, so ugly that he has no special features.
Not to mention a beautiful girl, even if ordinary people see such a person on the road, they won't give them a second look.
The man in the wheelchair is probably Wang Yajun. At this moment, he is trapped in his own background and unable to extricate himself, fantasizing that he is a suppressed genius, carrying a bloody vengeance to take revenge on the world.
Followed by an old man, wearing old glasses that can be used as antiques, like a private school teacher who taught and educated people in ancient times, with a strong bookish air.
This person's name is Bi Yuan. At first glance, it seems to be very ordinary, even a little humble, but Lin Yan knows the details of this person.
Bi Yuan, one of the two heroes, Ding Shian's master.
Inhumans hide shit sticks.
The teacher of Gong Qing, the full-time acting head.
It can be said that where there is chaos, there is Bi Yuan.
The humble appearance on the surface is just Bi Yuan's outward temperament.
As for this person, Lin Yan hoped that he would stir up the mess, the more chaotic the better. It is still unknown who will profit by then.
Ma Xianhong gave a brief introduction.
Basically, it was no different from what Lin Yan had guessed.
"This is Mr. Bi Yuan, he is also a warlock, but the last time he entered the interior scene and persuaded Wang Yajun to go home for dinner, Wang Yajun regarded him as a Western Underworld clan, scattered his soul, and was driven out... So, This Wang Yajun is very tricky."
Old Mr. Bi Yuan pushed his glasses and showed a wry smile on his face.
The last time I entered Wang Yajun's interior scene, I was really embarrassed.
Wang Yajun's mother had a sad face, and she pleaded, "Master Ma, Lin, Mr. Lin, you must save my son... I am just such a biological son..."
"Don't worry, there will be no problem with Senior Lin here this time."
Ma Xianhong looked at Lin Yan and Bi Lao, and discussed: "The body-cultivation furnace can share the interior scene of the connectors. After the next two enter the body-cultivation furnace, I will tell you the operation method of the body-cultivation furnace outside... Bi The old man will lay hands on the seniors and tell you the setting of Wang Yajun's novel."
Bi Lao sighed: "In order to wake this child up, I read the novel "I Want the Devil to Break the Sky" written by him, back and forth ten times, the writing was so bad, it made me feel uncomfortable. ... I hope this child can realize the gap between himself and the great master of online writing as soon as possible."
The setting is unpredictable, but the pen power is uncontrollable, the combat power is variously broken, the girls are all kinds of backwards, the protagonist is all pretending, the villain does not do anything serious, and always wants to trouble the protagonist whenever and wherever.
Bi Lao feels really idle and hurts this group of people.
Bi Lao, who is used to reading famous novels from various countries, reads this kind of online article again, and feels that the three views are separated.
"Internet addict boy..."
Lin Yan couldn't help laughing.
I feel that Wang Yajun is like a common Internet addict when he was a child. After entering the interior scene, everything in the world is very attractive.Then I was so obsessed with playing, I didn't realize that the woodcutter was rotten.
Anyway, at that time, he could always see some parents walking away with their son's ears in the Internet cafe, and the pain of killing pigs could not be stopped.
Wang Yajun is also in the same situation.
And it's even more troublesome.
The other little kids just went to the game to play, and this one was even more extreme. He simply made a plug-in and played multiplayer sports with his imaginary characters.And kidnapped the game company and made everyone in this game revolve around him alone.
It is equivalent to Ma Teng making Fist a MOBA game and holding a world competition. Ma Teng used an in-game customized hero to knock out nine on the opposite side.The puppy, Li Ge, Ma Rui, broiler, and the factory manager were all shocked on the commentary stage. Xiao Yu, Yu Shuang, Rita, and Zhou Shuyi were either in Ma Teng's arms or shouting from the side.
Ma Teng won the championship from S1 to S10 by himself. In the intercontinental competition, he chose four teams from the Cold Country to show his country's prestige. He beat G2 and T1 in the World Championship and let Li shed tears on the stage.
The only player in the world who doesn't need teammates to have a [-]% win rate in any position.
The opponent was vulnerable in front of him.
This is probably the case.
Maybe Wang Yajun's brain hole is even scarier than this.
If this continues, Wang Yajun will definitely become more and more reluctant to wake up from the puzzle.
The more you indulge in the fantasy world, and when you wake up, you still have nothing, such a huge sense of contrast will definitely make people go crazy. .
Chapter 55
"linkstart!"
"Old Ma, as long as you shout, you can enter the other party's interior, right?"
"Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!"
There was a strong whirlwind.
Lin Yan's consciousness entered the other side's interior.
Beside him is Old Bi.
In front of him is a vast and empty world, there is no distinction between upper and lower, and there is no difference between cold and warm, and even the passage of time cannot be noticed.
Empty and lonely.
There was nothing, only various boulders appeared in the air, and the whole Qiongyu was gray.
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