The abandoned disciples descended the mountain and signed in to the detained spirit at the beginning

“Thank you.” Zhang Xuezhou pursed his mouth and lowered his head, feeling for the first time as if he had a little connection with this world, no longer strange.

“Let’s go, sister take you to buy another mobile phone.” Xu Na smiled and put her arm around Zhang Xuezhou, stepped on high heels, twisted her seductive waist and left with her hips.

The male clerk of the clothing store said enviously: “I was raised by a sexy rich woman at a young age, and I walked to the peak of my life so simply, alas, I also want to eat soft rice.” ”

Bought clothes, bought mobile phones.

Zhang Xuezhou was in a very good mood, without the entanglement of old ghosts, Xu Na was in a better mood, pulling Zhang Xuezhou to shop everywhere

Say that there is no hurry to find a job, first live at ease, help my sister with miscellaneous things, and my sister manages food and so on.

Seeing that it was noon, I returned to the Sweet Honey Hotel.

At this time sat at the door an old beggar with messy hair, dirty and smelly, and felt like he was going to be smoked to death when he got closer.

Seeing this, Xu Na opened the door of the store, walked in, took out a fast food box lunch from the back kitchen and handed it to Zhang Xuezhou: “Xiao Zhouzhou, please hand it to that beggar.” ”

“I think he should be hungry, but it’s too smelly, and my sister doesn’t want to be close.”

“You let him leave the door quickly after eating, don’t affect my business.”

“Okay, lady.” Since Zhang Xuezhou gave people miscellaneous work in exchange for food and clothing, it was time to put it in the right position and change his mouth.

Took the lunch box, walked to the door of the store and squatted, handed the fast food box lunch over: “I don’t want money, I’m hungry, there is a box lunch, you can’t eat it.” ”

When the old beggar saw the box lunch, his dull eyes suddenly became energetic, and he snatched the box lunch and directly grabbed it with his hand to eat.

Zhang Xuezhou said lightly: “Leave quickly after eating, don’t sit at the door, obstruct your eyes.” ”

In three minutes, the old beggar licked the lunch box clean, even the rice grains in his hand were eaten one by one, ruffled his messy hair, and was stunned when he saw Zhang Xuezhou.

“Young man, your life is not long in coming!”

Zhang Xuezhou kicked up: “Who to scold, give you food, you scold me!?” ”

The old beggar shrunk his legs and said unconvinced: “You are indeed short-coming, I didn’t scold you, look at your face, yin and yang, early death.” ”

“When your yang energy disappears, you are a dead man.”

Zhang Xuezhou raised his eyebrows, looked squarely at the old beggar: “I didn’t see it, you are still a fellow practitioner in the Yin and Yang world, junior Zhang Xuezhou, dare to ask your surname.” ”

The old beggar smirked: “Don’t have your surname Lai, just know a little about physiognomy.” ”

Zhang Xuezhou asked: “Dare to ask Senior Lai, what is the way to crack the yin and yang.” ”

“There are many ways.” The old beggar waved his hand: “What evil sect exercises have you practiced, just stop, eat ginseng again, and it will be fine in two or three years.” ”

“No, this is my capital to save my life, and I can’t stop repairing.” Zhang Xuezhou flatly refused, and said, “Please also ask Senior Lai to show me other paths.” ”

“Alas, understand.” The old beggar sighed and said, “Then I will show you another way, which can be regarded as repaying you for this meal.” ”

“Senior Xie.” Zhang Xuezhou surrendered.

The old beggar said: “You can find an extreme yang object to get along with day and night, or take it internally, as long as you can balance the yin and yang of your body with the help of external objects, then you will not train yourself into a dead person.” ”

Zhang Xuezhou silently made a note.

“Xiao Zhouzhou, let you give alms and food to drive people away, why are you still talking to people here.” Xu Na leaned back against the door, her hands around her chest, lazy and coquettish.

When the old beggar heard this, he looked at Xu Na and looked surprised: “The sun life frame actually appeared in the woman, it is still a complete body, what a miracle.” ”

Xu Na was stunned, covered her mouth and chuckled: “Old beggar, don’t talk nonsense, I’m all married.” ”

“Huh, I read it wrong!? It’s impossible. The old beggar scratched his head, puzzled.

“What is the solar character? Please ask the seniors to explain one or two. Zhang Xuezhou knew that the person in front of him was not an ordinary person and would not take it as a joke.

The old beggar glanced at Xu Na, hesitated and said: “Sun life, if it is in a man, it is naturally the peak of yang, there is no problem.” ”

“But if it’s on a woman, it’s a lustful slut.”

“Because a woman is yin, if the yang energy in the body is too strong, it will be hot and unbearable, and only by intercourse with the man can the excessive yang qi be released.”

“Ordinary people are difficult to overcome, most of them are killed after intercourse, and then women can’t help but keep hooking up with men, so few are complete bodies.”

“, you are not ashamed, the more you talk about it, the more out of tune, dare to make yellow in front of the old lady!” Xu Na looked slightly angry, took off her high heels and smashed it.

“Oh…” The old beggar covered his head and ran with his legs: “I know that I can’t say that women just don’t talk about martial virtue.” ”

Running away, the old beggar stopped and shouted: “If she is a perfect body, it is an excellent extreme yang thing, young man, you rat tail juice!” ”

“You are not ashamed, and you dare to talk nonsense.” Xu Na’s coquettish face showed anger, and she took off her other high heels and smashed it directly.

The thin heel of the high heels instantly plunged into the old beggar’s head.

“My mother, you can’t stay here for long, retreat.” The old beggar ran straight away.

“Senior…” Zhang Xuezhou stretched out his hand and shouted, and the old beggar was gone.

“Old unashamed bastard stuff.” Xu Na was barefoot, and cursed angrily: “You take a slow step, and the old lady will detain your Heavenly Spirit Cover.” ”

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