The Ace Assistant
Chapter 239
Chen Boxuan doesn't want to see yuan Yihan. He thinks she is very pretended, so he always pushes Cen Qinghe to shangshao City intentionally or unintentionally.
Thanks to Yuan Yihan's presence, cen Qinghe didn't dare to look at Shang Shao city. He just joked back: "I can talk about it."
Bai Bing and Chen Boxuan give face, cen Qinghe has not yet said, two people are smiling, ready to laugh rhythm.
CEN Qinghe didn't show up. He just said casually: "once I went shopping with a friend. Her eyes were very short-sighted. As soon as she entered the mall, she said," Damn it. Li Yuchun offended the store owner? " I asked her what was going on. She pointed to the scroll screen a few meters ahead and said, "look, it says Li Yuchun is wearing B!" , I was also startled. As a result, they wrote that Li Ning's spring clothes were 20% off! "
The voice falls, Chen Boxuan and Bai Bing's smile ring at the same time, Bai Bing is more, smile straight to Cen Qinghe's body to pour, so it seems that someone has given a cramp.
Although the city of Shang and Shao was silent, it could be dimly seen in the dim light of the eyes.
Yuan Yihan saw this and said with a smile: "is it so funny?"
She felt that Chen Boxuan and Bai Bing intended to isolate her, so Cen Qinghe said something casually, and they were so happy that they didn't know the southeast and northwest. When she told a joke, they were like dead relatives and friends, with no expression at all.
Chen Boxuan said with a smile: "this is good, this is good, I've never heard of it. I can take it out to talk about it."
White ice is also a draw a way: "laugh to death, green grass exempt from punishment."
The rules of the game have been set for a long time. Now, no matter whether Chen Boxuan and Bai Bing intentionally cover Cen Qinghe, Yuan Yihan is doomed to eat this loss.
Shuffle, the game continues. When touching the card, Bai Bing couldn't help asking, "Qinghe, is this a joke or a real thing?"
CEN Qinghe said: "this is a joke, but I really have bad eyes of friends, made a lot of jokes."
Bai Bing urged, "tell me, I want to hear it."
CEN Qinghe said casually: "when I was in high school, the school and my family were very strict about it. I had a friend who secretly talked about a boyfriend. On the weekend, he cheated the family that he would go out for tutorial. In fact, he went shopping with her boyfriend. You said she and her boyfriend are walking along the road. It is said that they are a group of people coming face to face. My friend only thinks that one of them is familiar. She squints her eyes and gets closer and closer to see who it is. As a result, she comes closer and closer. As a result, her mother and her colleagues are chatting about their children's tutorial. "
Bai Bing said with a smile," ah? What can I do? "
CEN Qinghe sighed and shook his head, "what else can I do? My friend had a good idea and said that her boyfriend is also a cram school. The teacher didn't have any chalk in class, so he sent them out to buy chalk."
White ice smile straight hand shiver, trembling voice asked: "that her mother believed?"
CEN Qinghe picked up his eyebrows and said, "her mother is not a fool. In front of so many people, of course, it's hard to say anything. After returning home, she closed the door and almost didn't give my friend's whip cold water to kill."
The picture of "knowing that there are tigers in the mountains and leaning towards tiger mountains" is so beautiful that people think about coke. Speaking, we touch the end of the card, but white ice still said: "green grass, you tell us a few more, I'd like to hear you tell jokes."
CEN Qinghe said, "now I am not free?"
Bai Bing said, "friendship is a gift."
Chen Boxuan also said, "if you have collected five times, you will be exempted from punishment once. "
Cen Qinghe replied:" then I will say another joke about myopia, which is also the truth. When I was in college, the school didn't have all-in-one cards. A friend in my bedroom was highly myopic and had 1000 degrees of astigmatism. Once we agreed to go downstairs to take a bath, we all took our cards. As a result, when we got to the place, we all went into the cubicle and began to wash. We only heard her standing outside the curtain complaining about how the shower was broken today, and even tried three or five of them, I am now wrapped in a towel to help her look, as a result, when she inserted the card, I saw that ya took the bank card
Bai Bing asked with a smile: "how can you mix up the bank card and the school card? What a bad look in your eyes. "
CEN Qinghe said: "the school card we used at that time was green, and the agricultural bank card was also green. With her eyes on her, she didn't wear glasses, and people and animals were not separated ten meters away. It's not strange to take the wrong card."
Chen Boxuan said with a smile: "can't understand, did not use the school card."
CEN Qinghe looked at him and said, "didn't you go to school?"
Chen Boxuan solemnly said: "I have never understood why to take a bath to a public bath. Although I have not lived in school, the worst accommodation in school is one room and one living room. How can there be no place for bathing?"
One room, one hall?
CEN Qinghe raised eyebrows and said, "what school did you go to?"
Chen Boxuan said two school names. Primary school to senior high school are the same school, which can be promoted directly. It is the first private school in Haicheng and one of the top private schools in China. It is said that the enrollment fee is enough to study in European and American countries for two years.
The university is also a famous university in Haicheng, famous is not professional ranking, but luxury ranking. In such a city known as magic capital, if it can also make people feel out of reach, it is really not ordinary luxury.CEN Qinghe finally knew why Chen Boxuan couldn't realize that his feelings were really not people of the world.
The three people here have been chatting all the time. It seems that Shang Shaocheng and Yuan Yihan are very quiet there. What yuan Yihan thinks of Cen Qinghe is not pleasing to his eyes. Of course, he will not take the initiative to talk to him. However, Shang Shaocheng Because Cen Qinghe inadvertently said, "I'm going out with a towel to help her see it.".
Wrapped in a towel, he can't help but form a picture in his mind. In the dense bathroom, cen Qinghe's body is loose and surrounded by a white bath towel, covering his chest and thigh. His long hair is half wet and hangs on his shoulder and back at will. He holds the bath towel in one hand, and tucks his broken hair in his ear with one hand, and looks at him affectionately
Last time at F. K's lounge, he had accidentally seen her change clothes, also "accidentally" saw her wrapped in purple lace underwear full.
Inexplicably, his whole body suddenly burst of dry heat, especially his face, as if he had been filled with blood.
Shangshaocheng never knew what it was like to blush, but now he turned red because of a sneaky little idea.
His heart beat faster. Listening to Cen Qinghe talking to them, he felt more irritable. The heart is uncertain and disordered, and Shang Shaocheng's brain instinctively does not want to think, leading to his playing rhythm is also some disorder.
This card of Yuan Yihan is good. She is the first to finish, and Chen Boxuan is next. Only Shang Shaocheng, cen Qinghe and Bai Bing are left on the table. White ice looks around, and then a military dangerous move, become the last successful escape without punishment.
Shangshaocheng had a good night and was able to play cards, so he didn't get caught. At present, only he and Cen Qinghe were left. Under the dim light, he wanted to look up at her, but he was afraid to look at her. His heart was like being swept by ten thousand soft feathers at the same time. It was really itchy.
He was fidgeting with this feeling, while he was looking for excitement and enjoyment in his irritability, which he had never experienced.
At this time, he still has a set of small number shunzi, and a pair of 2. CEN Qinghe hand is what card, he does not know.
But glancing at the cards on the table, he could guess that she had neither fried nor made 5, 10, K in her hand. Then his two 2's can basically conquer any pair and leaflet of hers.
Just thinking, sitting opposite Cen Qinghe threw two pieces to K, Shang Shao city light way: "do not."
CEN Qinghe tentatively put Zhang a, Shang Shao city or that two words: "don't."
CEN Qinghe saw this, suddenly dropped a group of three with two, and then patted the chest way: "scared to death."
Shang Shaocheng did not say anything, but simply closed the card and threw it upside down into the other cards played on the table.
Chen Boxuan and Bai Bing both set out to punish, Shang Shao City calmly said: "I drink."
Chen Boxuan said: "you also tell a joke."
Shang Shao City disapproved and said, "I am not unable to drink wine."
Then he filled a glass of wine and lifted it up.
Bai Bing urges Cen Qinghe to tell jokes. Everyone pays attention to Cen Qinghe. Shang Shaocheng lights a cigarette and seems to take advantage of the middle gap to rest.
Yuan Yihan tensed his face, and his teeth behind his lips were clenched. After she had just finished playing cards, she took advantage of the opportunity to put bags on the sofa and glanced at Shang Shaocheng's card. With his card, it was clear that Cen Qinghe could spend minutes and seconds, but he wanted to release water.
It's better to drink and protect Cen Qinghe's whole body. Is it sacrifice or dedication?
This is not the first time tonight. If there is nothing between them, why should shangshao city do this? Her real girlfriend ate a whole night of flat, but he has the leisure to make paving stones for others. He loves to light himself to illuminate others, but he still follows the candle!
The more she thought about it, the more she held her breath. On the other side, cen Qinghe opened the new joke tonight under the warm embrace of white ice.
"Xiaoming saw someone stealing money on the bus. He thought of his teacher and his parents' instructions to him. So he had an idea and said," Mom, you lost your wallet. This uncle helped you pick it up. After hearing this, the thief was very embarrassed and had to return the wallet to the owner. At that time, Xiao Ming felt that the red scarf on his chest was more colorful. But when she got off the bus, the woman had to pull him out of the car. Xiaoming said excitedly, "she's not my mother. Please help me.". As a result, everyone laughed and said, "look how good the children's play is.". Now, Xiaoming is digging coal somewhere in India. "
The voice falls, Bai Bing and Chen Bo Xuan almost want to laugh, the routine is too deep, and completely do not think where there will be a smile.
Laughter will drive others around. Cen Qinghe laughs with them. Even sitting in the opposite shangshao City, he can't help but draw a beautiful arc from his lips. His desire and desire are temporarily suppressed by the sudden laughter.
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Thanks to Yuan Yihan's presence, cen Qinghe didn't dare to look at Shang Shao city. He just joked back: "I can talk about it."
Bai Bing and Chen Boxuan give face, cen Qinghe has not yet said, two people are smiling, ready to laugh rhythm.
CEN Qinghe didn't show up. He just said casually: "once I went shopping with a friend. Her eyes were very short-sighted. As soon as she entered the mall, she said," Damn it. Li Yuchun offended the store owner? " I asked her what was going on. She pointed to the scroll screen a few meters ahead and said, "look, it says Li Yuchun is wearing B!" , I was also startled. As a result, they wrote that Li Ning's spring clothes were 20% off! "
The voice falls, Chen Boxuan and Bai Bing's smile ring at the same time, Bai Bing is more, smile straight to Cen Qinghe's body to pour, so it seems that someone has given a cramp.
Although the city of Shang and Shao was silent, it could be dimly seen in the dim light of the eyes.
Yuan Yihan saw this and said with a smile: "is it so funny?"
She felt that Chen Boxuan and Bai Bing intended to isolate her, so Cen Qinghe said something casually, and they were so happy that they didn't know the southeast and northwest. When she told a joke, they were like dead relatives and friends, with no expression at all.
Chen Boxuan said with a smile: "this is good, this is good, I've never heard of it. I can take it out to talk about it."
White ice is also a draw a way: "laugh to death, green grass exempt from punishment."
The rules of the game have been set for a long time. Now, no matter whether Chen Boxuan and Bai Bing intentionally cover Cen Qinghe, Yuan Yihan is doomed to eat this loss.
Shuffle, the game continues. When touching the card, Bai Bing couldn't help asking, "Qinghe, is this a joke or a real thing?"
CEN Qinghe said: "this is a joke, but I really have bad eyes of friends, made a lot of jokes."
Bai Bing urged, "tell me, I want to hear it."
CEN Qinghe said casually: "when I was in high school, the school and my family were very strict about it. I had a friend who secretly talked about a boyfriend. On the weekend, he cheated the family that he would go out for tutorial. In fact, he went shopping with her boyfriend. You said she and her boyfriend are walking along the road. It is said that they are a group of people coming face to face. My friend only thinks that one of them is familiar. She squints her eyes and gets closer and closer to see who it is. As a result, she comes closer and closer. As a result, her mother and her colleagues are chatting about their children's tutorial. "
Bai Bing said with a smile," ah? What can I do? "
CEN Qinghe sighed and shook his head, "what else can I do? My friend had a good idea and said that her boyfriend is also a cram school. The teacher didn't have any chalk in class, so he sent them out to buy chalk."
White ice smile straight hand shiver, trembling voice asked: "that her mother believed?"
CEN Qinghe picked up his eyebrows and said, "her mother is not a fool. In front of so many people, of course, it's hard to say anything. After returning home, she closed the door and almost didn't give my friend's whip cold water to kill."
The picture of "knowing that there are tigers in the mountains and leaning towards tiger mountains" is so beautiful that people think about coke. Speaking, we touch the end of the card, but white ice still said: "green grass, you tell us a few more, I'd like to hear you tell jokes."
CEN Qinghe said, "now I am not free?"
Bai Bing said, "friendship is a gift."
Chen Boxuan also said, "if you have collected five times, you will be exempted from punishment once. "
Cen Qinghe replied:" then I will say another joke about myopia, which is also the truth. When I was in college, the school didn't have all-in-one cards. A friend in my bedroom was highly myopic and had 1000 degrees of astigmatism. Once we agreed to go downstairs to take a bath, we all took our cards. As a result, when we got to the place, we all went into the cubicle and began to wash. We only heard her standing outside the curtain complaining about how the shower was broken today, and even tried three or five of them, I am now wrapped in a towel to help her look, as a result, when she inserted the card, I saw that ya took the bank card
Bai Bing asked with a smile: "how can you mix up the bank card and the school card? What a bad look in your eyes. "
CEN Qinghe said: "the school card we used at that time was green, and the agricultural bank card was also green. With her eyes on her, she didn't wear glasses, and people and animals were not separated ten meters away. It's not strange to take the wrong card."
Chen Boxuan said with a smile: "can't understand, did not use the school card."
CEN Qinghe looked at him and said, "didn't you go to school?"
Chen Boxuan solemnly said: "I have never understood why to take a bath to a public bath. Although I have not lived in school, the worst accommodation in school is one room and one living room. How can there be no place for bathing?"
One room, one hall?
CEN Qinghe raised eyebrows and said, "what school did you go to?"
Chen Boxuan said two school names. Primary school to senior high school are the same school, which can be promoted directly. It is the first private school in Haicheng and one of the top private schools in China. It is said that the enrollment fee is enough to study in European and American countries for two years.
The university is also a famous university in Haicheng, famous is not professional ranking, but luxury ranking. In such a city known as magic capital, if it can also make people feel out of reach, it is really not ordinary luxury.CEN Qinghe finally knew why Chen Boxuan couldn't realize that his feelings were really not people of the world.
The three people here have been chatting all the time. It seems that Shang Shaocheng and Yuan Yihan are very quiet there. What yuan Yihan thinks of Cen Qinghe is not pleasing to his eyes. Of course, he will not take the initiative to talk to him. However, Shang Shaocheng Because Cen Qinghe inadvertently said, "I'm going out with a towel to help her see it.".
Wrapped in a towel, he can't help but form a picture in his mind. In the dense bathroom, cen Qinghe's body is loose and surrounded by a white bath towel, covering his chest and thigh. His long hair is half wet and hangs on his shoulder and back at will. He holds the bath towel in one hand, and tucks his broken hair in his ear with one hand, and looks at him affectionately
Last time at F. K's lounge, he had accidentally seen her change clothes, also "accidentally" saw her wrapped in purple lace underwear full.
Inexplicably, his whole body suddenly burst of dry heat, especially his face, as if he had been filled with blood.
Shangshaocheng never knew what it was like to blush, but now he turned red because of a sneaky little idea.
His heart beat faster. Listening to Cen Qinghe talking to them, he felt more irritable. The heart is uncertain and disordered, and Shang Shaocheng's brain instinctively does not want to think, leading to his playing rhythm is also some disorder.
This card of Yuan Yihan is good. She is the first to finish, and Chen Boxuan is next. Only Shang Shaocheng, cen Qinghe and Bai Bing are left on the table. White ice looks around, and then a military dangerous move, become the last successful escape without punishment.
Shangshaocheng had a good night and was able to play cards, so he didn't get caught. At present, only he and Cen Qinghe were left. Under the dim light, he wanted to look up at her, but he was afraid to look at her. His heart was like being swept by ten thousand soft feathers at the same time. It was really itchy.
He was fidgeting with this feeling, while he was looking for excitement and enjoyment in his irritability, which he had never experienced.
At this time, he still has a set of small number shunzi, and a pair of 2. CEN Qinghe hand is what card, he does not know.
But glancing at the cards on the table, he could guess that she had neither fried nor made 5, 10, K in her hand. Then his two 2's can basically conquer any pair and leaflet of hers.
Just thinking, sitting opposite Cen Qinghe threw two pieces to K, Shang Shao city light way: "do not."
CEN Qinghe tentatively put Zhang a, Shang Shao city or that two words: "don't."
CEN Qinghe saw this, suddenly dropped a group of three with two, and then patted the chest way: "scared to death."
Shang Shaocheng did not say anything, but simply closed the card and threw it upside down into the other cards played on the table.
Chen Boxuan and Bai Bing both set out to punish, Shang Shao City calmly said: "I drink."
Chen Boxuan said: "you also tell a joke."
Shang Shao City disapproved and said, "I am not unable to drink wine."
Then he filled a glass of wine and lifted it up.
Bai Bing urges Cen Qinghe to tell jokes. Everyone pays attention to Cen Qinghe. Shang Shaocheng lights a cigarette and seems to take advantage of the middle gap to rest.
Yuan Yihan tensed his face, and his teeth behind his lips were clenched. After she had just finished playing cards, she took advantage of the opportunity to put bags on the sofa and glanced at Shang Shaocheng's card. With his card, it was clear that Cen Qinghe could spend minutes and seconds, but he wanted to release water.
It's better to drink and protect Cen Qinghe's whole body. Is it sacrifice or dedication?
This is not the first time tonight. If there is nothing between them, why should shangshao city do this? Her real girlfriend ate a whole night of flat, but he has the leisure to make paving stones for others. He loves to light himself to illuminate others, but he still follows the candle!
The more she thought about it, the more she held her breath. On the other side, cen Qinghe opened the new joke tonight under the warm embrace of white ice.
"Xiaoming saw someone stealing money on the bus. He thought of his teacher and his parents' instructions to him. So he had an idea and said," Mom, you lost your wallet. This uncle helped you pick it up. After hearing this, the thief was very embarrassed and had to return the wallet to the owner. At that time, Xiao Ming felt that the red scarf on his chest was more colorful. But when she got off the bus, the woman had to pull him out of the car. Xiaoming said excitedly, "she's not my mother. Please help me.". As a result, everyone laughed and said, "look how good the children's play is.". Now, Xiaoming is digging coal somewhere in India. "
The voice falls, Bai Bing and Chen Bo Xuan almost want to laugh, the routine is too deep, and completely do not think where there will be a smile.
Laughter will drive others around. Cen Qinghe laughs with them. Even sitting in the opposite shangshao City, he can't help but draw a beautiful arc from his lips. His desire and desire are temporarily suppressed by the sudden laughter.
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