The Actor and His Three and Half Years Old Sister

The two brothers and sisters spent so much time "discussing" Mathematics in the living room that the staff in front of the screen yawned and began to do their own things. They once wanted to drag the progress bar to see the ending, but when they looked at the screen, they remembered that they were the program group, not the audience.

When Chu Xiaoyi succeeded in solving the math problem, Chu Xiaoxiao finally fell down on the sofa, and the editors and directors next door couldn't help cheering!

Editor and director: what a long film. It's a complete end!

Every time Chu Xiaoxiao asks her brother a question, the question will be firmly printed in her mind and make her deeply feel the difficulty of being a teacher. Kindergarten children will send hand-made greeting cards to teachers on teacher's day. Teachers are generally happy to accept them. Only once will they give directions to a child's greeting card.

The reason is that the child didn't know where to learn ancient poetry. He wrote a sentence "when the spring silkworm dies, the wax torch turns into ash and the tears begin to dry" to praise the teachers and make the teachers in the class cry and laugh. Miss Mei also explained the poem to everyone in the class. She finally smiled and said that the teachers wanted to live well and didn't have to use such high-standard poems.

Chu Xiaoxiao still remembers the meaning of the poem. The silk can only be vomited when the spring silkworm cocoons until it dies, and the wax oil can only be dripped when the candle is burned to ashes, which perfectly explains the feeling after she taught her brother to do questions. Now she suddenly understands what teacher Mei said. In fact, she doesn't want to "dry her tears". She just wants to live well.

At dinner, her parents knew about the math interaction between her brother and sister. Xiao bi was worried that her little daughter didn't want to do problems. Now her eldest son solved the dilemma smoothly. She was very pleased and said, "did you discuss math this afternoon?"

Chu Xiaoxiao nodded wearily, and Chu Xiaoyi said, "yes."

Seeing his little daughter listless, Chu Jiadong said strangely, "Xiao Xiao, you ate so little today."

Chu Xiaoxiao: "I'm full of gas."

Chu Xiaoyi: "

Chu Xiaoxiao ate the rice in the bowl. After teaching, she was quite sleepy. She just wanted to run back to her bedroom: "I'm going to sleep in bed..."

Chu Jiadong was surprised: "is it so early?"

"I'm so sleepy." Chu Xiao rubbed her eyes. She suddenly remembered something. She looked at her mother Xiao Bi seriously and said solemnly, "Mom, you're so great!"

Chu Xiaoxiao: Mom, as a teacher, didn't spit out all the silk and burn the wax for so many years. It's really great!

Xiao Bi's eyes were at a loss. She couldn't touch her head for a moment, so she had to slowly answer: "thank you, Xiao Xiao..."

Chu Jiadong suddenly got hurt all over his face: "isn't dad great?"

Chu Xiaoyi protested with the same dissatisfaction: "wait, I'm the greatest. I'll toss with you all afternoon!"

Chu Xiaoyi: I didn't have to do math problems, but now because of my sister's exam, I revisit my past nightmare. It's still the enhanced version of child prodigy.

Chu Xiaoxiao didn't listen attentively to the complaints of the men at home. She had quickly run back to her little bed and planned to take a nap to refresh herself. She felt that teaching others was more tiring than learning by herself and urgently needed to rest and recharge.

On the other hand, the production team has started editing gags overnight. Although the joint discussion clips are not official program content, they can be put on the official blog as video materials. Just as the second season of "our generations" also needs publicity and momentum, Li and other talents will not miss the opportunity to rub hot spots, and immediately launch a series of GAGs of "Xiaohei exclusive disclosure".

Chu Xiaoyi bullied Chu Xiaoxiao and didn't have a microblog. She played with scripts because she didn't like surfing the Internet. Now she was punctured on the spot by the program group, which instantly aroused the crusade of netizens!

In the gags, the later team also made an animation effect of medical devices for Chu Xiaoxiao. Whenever she was helpless and could only take a deep breath, a small respirator would appear on her face, with an anger slot in the game next to it, indicating that her skills were gaining strength.

Chu Xiaoyi showed amazing acting skills in the video. Although he stumbled in solving math problems, pretended to be stupid and smiled innocently, it was easy to catch, which really made people lose their temper. He can use all kinds of means to evade words, that is, he can't say the correct answer, which makes people willing to bow to the disadvantage.

The program team also pasted director Li's speech "waiting for Chu Xiaoyi" as a flower sticker. Of course, it cleverly didn't disclose who said this, so as to avoid that director Li would be found by Chu Xiaoyi and face the line.

As a front-line reporter to expose the truth, the official blog of our generations was captured by netizens in an instant, and countless people expressed their opinions on this reversal.

Xiaodao: it's good to discuss math problems together. I also do business with Ma Yun when I buy things on Taobao. Did I say it out loud? [doge]

0v0: time is life. Wasting time is tantamount to killing people. Rounding cxy is the murderer (dog head saves life)

Red and red: Chu Xiaoyi's acting skills are seriously underestimated. Everyone always thinks he is a flow. In fact, he has a wide range of acting skills. In a short gag, he shows his passion to be a fool who can't make a problem, a deaf who can't understand a word, and a blind who can't read a problem. Which actor has a wide range of acting skills

Can't cut cake: he's quite cute. He even does math with his sister. To be honest, I don't understand Primary School Mathematical Olympiad. I always think he wasn't such a character before~

2243: Chu Xiaoyi is really a master of contemporary children's education. Unfortunately, this counseling method is not suitable for ordinary families. My son firmly believes that I can do it. Xiao Xiao firmly believes that his brother can't do it. The children of poor people are early masters, and the children of fools can be early wise?

Zhi Zhi: "Chu Xiaoyi, you must have been tutored again!" "why do you pollute people's innocence out of thin air?" "we saw with our own eyes that you couldn't do a math problem and were hanged!" "that's called joint discussion! What about scholars? Can they be tutored?" the microblog was suddenly filled with happy air [Doge]

Cookie: my brother: sister, why didn't you get into Qingbei? Me: don't ask me, ask yourself. It's not your fault that you don't give me a lecture. My brother:??? (I was provoked by him several times, and this time I found the key evidence)

Chu Xiaoyi didn't expect that he would overturn. Li Dao and others actually released the gags, which immediately made him encounter a group of ridicule. He was not convinced. He simply put the math problems on his microblog that day, claiming to compete with netizens in math.

Chu Xiaoyi's math performance will not be worse than ordinary kindergarten children, but the problems in the extraordinary class are really difficult, which makes him want to break his head again and again. He is convinced that ordinary people can't do the same, so he must defend himself immediately!

However, the cunning netizens are vague. They are learning and selling Chu Xiaoyi's evasion in the gags. They don't have to fight with math problems, but find other excuses.

Xiao ranruofeng: you're shameless. Find the king's sister to learn silver, turn around and blow up the bronze Bureau [bye]

Chu Xiaoyi holds his mobile phone. He looks at the comments in the front row and gets confused. This netizen seems to be his fan rather than passers-by. How can he join the camp of laughing at him?

Chu Xiaoyi: wait, you should be my fan?

Xiao ranruofeng: who says that the net name with Xiao is your powder? Can't I be Xiao or aunt's powder [Doge]

_ xiaoyi_： You are shameless! Can't you register these words!

Yiqi: who are your fans? How can you pollute people's innocence out of thin air!?

Chu Xiaoyi: I'm not a fan. My net name is still like this. Do you still come to my microblog?

Yiyi: we are jointly named and discussed, not gathering people to pursue stars!

"..." Chu Xiaoyi was almost shut down by these fake powders. He felt that the powder was naturally dark in the depths. Rice would also speak freely with idols, all of which were as hard as him.

The first program of "our generations" is set as a Chinese and western festival, which is intended to show the difference between Christmas and Spring Festival in the family. After Chu Xiaoyi heard the news, he couldn't help teasing director Li: "ouch, the program mode is different from selling overseas. It's international in an instant!"

Because of the enthusiastic response of the first season of the program, director Li and others also got a good reputation and income return. Now they have great energy in the industry.

Of course, director Li knew that Chu Xiaoyi was upset and turned over. He fought back slowly: "yes, yes, I learn from you. I heard you are still learning English with Xiao?"

Chu Xiaoyi: "... Talk about others, talk about others." why do you always talk about his study?

Because Chu Xiao is an international kindergarten, she still has holidays around Christmas. Foreign children attach great importance to Christmas. Teachers also distribute Christmas socks to children before the holiday, encourage them to leave a wish note in the socks, and then hang the socks at home, and Santa Claus will give gifts.

Annie got her Christmas stockings but frowned. She said curiously, "Xiao Xiao, what wish do you want to make to Santa Claus in the letter?"

Chu Xiaoxiao said honestly, "I haven't thought about it yet. What wish do you want?"

Annie looked distressed: "I want a pair of beautiful dance shoes, but Santa Claus only gives gifts to good children, but I've done something wrong. I don't know whether he likes me or not..."

Chu Xiaoxiao: "what did you do wrong?"

Annie looked around. She sneaked up to chushaw's ear and whispered, "my mother only let me eat one ice cream every day. I ate the second one a few days while she was away. Although my mother didn't know about it, Santa Claus must know."

Chu Xiaoxiao tilted her head and thought. She gave advice and said, "explain it to Santa in your letter. Maybe he will forgive you?"

Annie clapped her hands in agreement: "you're right. It's all my fault that the ice cream is so delicious!"

Under the guidance of Chu Xiaoxiao, Anne decided to go home and write to Santa Claus to explain that ice cream is also an accomplice and can't be blamed on her.

Chu Xiaoxiao comes home with Christmas stockings. She welcomes her Christmas holiday, which makes Liang Shuangqi envy. Her holiday is not just Christmas day, but according to the foreign holiday standards, for a long time.

Liang Shuangqi studies in a normal primary school. Of course, he can't have a holiday. It was still Monday on Christmas day. The class had to have a quiz. Liang Shuangqi needed to review in advance, which gave him a headache.

Chu Xiaoxiao has no Christmas wish. She can't contact sister Yang Yin without a mobile phone. She can only ask brother Qi for reference to know what he wishes for Santa Claus.

Liang Shuangqi's reply was simple and direct. He sent back a voice: "I want to make a wish for Santa Claus to give me another 100 wishes. One wish is too few."

Chu Xiao immediately admired her. She couldn't even think of a wish. Brother Qi Qi asked for 100.

Chu Xiaoxiao: "let me make a wish for you. Let Santa give you a hundred wishes."

Liang Shuangqi: "I can make my own wishes. Santa Claus rewards Xiao Xiao. He can only give you things."

Chu Xiaoxiao thought about it carefully. She thought it was reasonable. It is said that Santa Claus will reward good children and punish bad children. It seems that her wishes really can't involve others. She finally neatly wrote the letter, carefully stuffed it into her Christmas socks, and hung them by the living room window.

There was no chimney at home. Chu Xiaoxiao thought Santa could only turn the window, so he hung Christmas stockings by the window.

The gaudy Christmas stockings didn't wait for Santa Claus, but Chu Xiaoyi came back from work first. Chu Xiaoyi looked at the Christmas stockings by the window. He suddenly realized that Christmas was coming and still remembered the theme of the first program.

Chu Xiaoyi looked around furtively, determined that his sister was not around, and planned to turn over the Christmas socks and copy her homework. As long as he knew Chu Xiaoxiao's wishes, it would be easy for him to please her on Christmas day and he would never roll over.

Parents have to prepare gifts for Chu Xiaoxiao again, and Chu Xiaoyi can directly give her what she wants, which undoubtedly saves a lot of effort.

Chu Xiaoyi opened the Christmas stockings. Sure enough, he saw the letter left by the little thing. He happily pulled it out and felt that it was done. He had planned to take a peek and put it back without trace. Unexpectedly, he opened the letter but was foolish. Chu Xiaoxiao wrote it in English and she wrote a whole piece of paper!

Chu Xiaoyi: do you need to be so considerate of Santa Claus? And switch to a language he can understand?

Chu Xiaoyi had to hang the Christmas stockings back first. At this time, Chu Xiaoxiao suddenly came out. She greeted her brother with her back to her, winked and said, "when did you come back?"

Chu Xiao was surprised when he heard the speech. He immediately stuffed the letter into his arms, turned around quietly and calmly turned away from the topic: "just came back, you have a holiday again? No one cares about turning over the sky?"

Chu Xiaoyi pretended to be all right. He talked to his sister as usual and immediately asked Chu Xiaoxiao to turn his eyes, which didn't make her suspicious.

Chu Xiaoxiao didn't notice the abnormality of Christmas stockings. She said discontentedly, "Dad is also at home. I'm not carefree. You're carefree. Your name is Xiao Yi!"

Chu Xiaoxiao: the pronunciation of Xiao Yi and Xiaoyao are similar. The pronunciation of Xiao Xiao and Xiaoyao is different!

Chu Xiaoyi had no time to entangle with Chu Xiaoxiao. After a few vague words, he returned to the house, quickly got rid of his sister and began to decipher the code nervously. He wants to know what her Christmas wish is before Chu Xiaoxiao finds out that the letter has disappeared. He quickly takes out his translator and frantically looks up words, just like an underground party collecting information.

Chu Xiaoxiao is a polite child. Her letter to Santa Claus is sincere and friendly. She also praises and praises each other and highly praises Santa Claus's work. Chu Xiaoyi is anxious and has a big head. He doesn't know where his sister comes from so many fancy words. Can't he directly say the gift he wants?

Chu Xiaoyi did a lot of English reading. However, after reading the whole article, he collapsed and couldn't find what he wanted.

Chu Xiaoxiao wrote a lot of implicitly and politely in front, but finally left such a sentence in English: Dear Santa Claus, thank you for coming, but I don't have the gift I want. Please take care of your body!

Chu Xiaoyi worked hard to translate for a long time. Finally, he had to think of a gift and copy a blank homework!

Chu Xiaoyi: Santa Claus has just finished an English reading. He almost died of your words. Fortunately, he asked me to take good care of my body?