“You smelly boy, come back when you come back, and what gifts to bring.” Although Zhuo Sicheng said so, his heart was happy. Whether the gift was expensive or not, he didn’t care at all, he was happy that Zhuo Yun could have this filial piety. Taking the packaging box handed over by Zhuo Yun and opening it, Zhuo Sicheng couldn’t help but cry and laugh, shook his head and said, “Ayun, what do you mean by putting Mai Lisu in the box?” ”
Mai Lisu?
Zhuo Yun almost spewed out a mouthful of old blood!
Dad, don’t you have an eye for it? This is a real elixir! Qin Shi Huang couldn’t ask for it!
Zhuo Yun shouted loudly in his heart.
However, Zhuo Yun only dared to think in his heart, because he estimated that this kind of superstitious feudal words, with his father’s disposition, would definitely throw it away on the spot, and then educate him on the principles of being a man.
Therefore, Zhuo Yun had to laugh and urge him to take one as soon as possible.
Zhuo Sicheng couldn’t withstand Zhuo Yun’s repeated urging, considering that this was also the child’s intention, so he took out one and took it. He just wanted to chew two mouthfuls, but unexpectedly, this Mai Lisu was extremely smooth, and without paying attention, it directly slipped through his throat. The next moment, he felt wrong.
“Mom, you can get one too!” Zhuo Yun took out another elixir in the box and handed it to Jiang Xiaoyue.
“No, no, my mother has had a toothache recently, so I won’t eat this sweet.” Jiang Xiaoyue waved his hand again and again. But Zhuo Yun couldn’t help but say, forced to stuff one into her mouth, because it was too urgent, Jiang Xiaoyue was also choked twice, helplessly said: “You ignorant baby, it’s really …”
Before she finished speaking, she suddenly felt that her body was light, as if she had grown a feather, and electricity seemed to flow through her body, and the pores all over her body became extremely numb.
“Satsuki, do you feel it? That weird feeling! Stinky boy, you wouldn’t take the expired Mai Lisu to give us two to eat, would you? Zhuo Sicheng opened his eyes wide and glared at Zhuo Yun and asked.
“Well, Old Zhuo, it’s a little strange!”
Zhuo Yun saw that the two elders had taken the elixir of life, and the last piece of heart disease in their hearts had also been removed. The whole person becomes very relaxed. From now on, no matter how long he stays in the fantasy world, he doesn’t have to worry that he will get the bad news of his parents’ death when he comes back.
“Hey, look at it scares you both. Will I still hurt you? Today is Dad’s birthday, Mom, you go order a big ice cream cake, buy some of my favorite dishes, especially that crystal elbow, I’m going to have a drunken meal with Dad today! Saying that, Zhuo Yun took out a wad of cash of fifty thousand yuan from his coat pocket and handed it to Jiang Xiaoyue.
“This kid, can parents still use your money?” Jiang Xiaoyue waved her hand.
Zhuo Yun is not unwilling to take out more money to hand over to his parents, in fact, he wants to directly take out hundreds of millions of yuan for his parents to enjoy the blessing. But he knew his parents too well, and that would only frighten them and frighten them.
Instead, it’s better to do it gradually, as it is now. Honor them little by little and let them slowly adapt to the changes. Zhuo Yun plans to make a career in a few days, and can justifiably take out money to honor the two of them.
Seeing that Jiang Xiaoyue never accepted it, Zhuo Yun took out a killer weapon: “Mom, I’m a person who spends lavishly.” Money can’t stay on me, it’s better to let you go, save it to be my wife! ”
“yes, too! Then this money mother will keep it for you first. In the future, when I do something big for you, my mother will take it out! ”
Jiang Xiaoyue happily collected the money, and then got on her old electric car that had not been changed for five years, and went out to buy vegetables.
“Go, Dad, let’s go home and have a good chat!”
Zhuo Yun pushed his father Zhuo Sicheng’s sturdy back and returned to his long-lost home.
At noon, Zhuo Yun and his father pushed the cup to change the lamp, and the words did not stop, so both of them were drunk, of course, Zhuo Yun was pretending. Hooking his father’s shoulder, who was already unconscious, when his mother Jiang Xiaoyue came to clean up the mess on the table, he squinted his eyes and deliberately revealed: “Dad, you and your mother will be immortal people in the future, remember not to expose, when you are tired of living in this hometown, go to the fantasy capital to find me, and I will arrange you to a new environment.” ”
Jiang Xiaoyue was stunned for a moment, but seeing Zhuo Yun’s drunken appearance, she shook her head with a smile, picked up the bowl and walked away.
“Phew!”
After she left, Zhuo Yun immediately opened his eyes and let out a long sigh of relief. Then he carried his father upstairs and let him take a nap.
He himself closed the door, sat in front of the computer, and continued to search for the kind of fantasy world suitable for crossing with low risk and high return.
Although he was now immortal, he had also cultivated a very excellent defensive technique. But in the face of those terrifying existences that destroy the heavens and the earth at every turn, burst the planet, and even create a universe of their own, it is nothing at all.
If he wants to explore the mysteries of this universe between heaven and earth, he still has a long way to go!
Thankfully, time is not pressed for him, and he can calmly arrange his own growth plan.
Then, as a normal person who is not crazy or stupid, most of the time he should choose to save his life as the first priority, and then try to plot something else.
After all, immortality is not really immortality. For example, if he Zhuo Yun short-circuited his brain now, ran to the immortal world where Ye Invincible of the Supreme Holy Body Emperor was located, and ran around, maybe he would accidentally offend a certain power, so he would be broken through the defense and killed in an instant, and then I am afraid that he would not even have a chance to hide back in the Shennong space. In that way, if you die, you really die. In vain, he blinded the great crossing power.
Therefore, Zhuo Yun still intends to be for a long time. It should focus on mastering life-saving skills.
For example, super self-healing ability, the ability to regenerate after death, the ability to be reborn with a drop of blood, the ability to recover in one breath, and the top doppelganger ability…
Looking for the world, browsing the web, bragging about the, Zhuo Yun’s afternoon was spent like this.
In the evening, Zhuo Yun suddenly heard Jiang Yishan’s voice.
“Aunt Jiang, I heard my mother say, Zhuo Yun that kid is back?”
“Well, it’s back. At noon, I got drunk with your uncle and slept all afternoon. It is estimated that he is also awake now, you go upstairs to find him! ”
“Okay!”
Then, I heard a sound of footsteps coming from the stairs.
“Xiao Zhuozi, Xiao Zhuozi, here you still haven’t come out to see the driver, do you want to land on the ground?”
When Zhuo Yun heard this, he revealed a knowing smile. The title in Jiang Yishan Pass has an allusion. When they were in elementary school, “Joke about Qianlong” was popular, Jiang Yishan had a Jiangshan because of his name, and if there was Jiangshan, wasn’t he the emperor? So he always called himself Xuan, which made his classmates laugh crazy. And there is also a famous eunuch in it, named Xiaozhuozi, and Zhuoyun happens to be surnamed Zhuo, so…
Shaking his head, Zhuo Yun opened his door and shouted directly outside: “Yishan, come in!” ”
“You, you went to Nanda Country for plastic surgery?”
As soon as he entered the house, Jiang Yishan looked at Zhuo Yun, who was so handsome that he had almost no friends, and immediately shouted.
With his childhood playmate, Zhuo Yun joked and was not so scrupulous: “Yes, I have had plastic surgery.” Recently ready to develop into the entertainment industry. ”
……
After a long absence, the two have endless topics. Recalling interesting childhood events, lamenting the difficulty of society, looking forward to imagining the future, from heaven to earth, from science and technology to mythology, from people’s livelihood to politics, the two talked about everything. From Jiang Yishan’s words, Zhuo Yun could hear that he was not mixing very well now. Moreover, it is full of complaints and dissatisfaction with the current social system and the country.
Since it was a small one, Zhuo Yun had the intention to pull him a little. But at this time, there is no need to bring it up.
He patted Jiang Yishan’s shoulder comfortingly and said, “By the way, what about Fatty Wang, why didn’t he come with you?” ”
Hearing Zhuo Yun mention Fatty Wang, Jiang Yishan suddenly had a face full of disdain, and sneered lightly, “Fatty Wang? You mean the pretend king butcher? Now I am disgusted when I see him. ”
……
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