The Bald Monk in the City

　　 Yi Qiu wiped the floor soiled by tea, and sighed that this buddy was really boring.

　　 It took less than a day for the monk Yi Qiu to upgrade to level 5, which means that the basic plane forum was only open for less than a day. This buddy rushed to it to ask for help.

　　 You need to know that asking for help in a dungeon is equivalent to two people teaming up to get a dungeon. It is to face-to-face. Even if it can be concealed by a human skin mask, it can't keep people from having any messy identification skills, and it is easy to expose their information.

　　 But considering that this guy is from America, I can understand it.

　　Different from the tradition of flower growers who are cautious, people in the Americas like to be direct, but they just do this.

　　 So in a certain game where the whole people grab a chicken to eat, the people of the United States server are very miserable...

　　 Everyone is a submachine gun, but the old yin b in the grass gives biubiubiu to biubiubiu. I want to take the psychological shadow of the players...

　　 As early as many years ago, Xiang Yu, the hero of the king, was made by Liu Bang, a ruffian, and Wujiang taught himself not to be too straight. Sometimes a little bend can lead to a better ending.

　　 It’s just that some people are like this. Even if they know that there is a sea of ​​swords and flames ahead, they will go straight ahead and would rather bend than bend! If the overlord bends, how can it be called the overlord?

　　Yi Qiu obviously............is not such a person.

　　He is just an ordinary person. He is not afraid of death, but he does not want to die. He wants to go to the end of the world and take a group of young ladies to other planes to inherit the Chinese blood...

　　 So he directly ignored this copy of the help message. He did not have persecution delusions, but he knew a truth. A line added to Cao Cao by a certain screenwriter was:

　　 "Why do people have the whitest feet? (Bah, go to the side of the ass

　　 "Because it is always hidden."

　　 trivial development, crazy output, whether it is games or life, these are rare cheats of the king.

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　　Yi Qiu clicked on the task list of the forum on this plane, and then a lot of information came out:

　　"This month's large-scale development world: Azeroth (the age of the Lich King):

　　World keywords: plague, natural disasters, undead, magic

　　World's lowest entry level: level 10 (creatures below level 10 can also enter, but the comprehensive network is not responsible for any consequences)

　　World Ticket: 5000 Comprehensive Network Disaster Coin (original price 10000 Comprehensive Network Disaster Coin)

　　 World minimum stay time: 1 natural year (please don’t try to use time acceleration and other skills to challenge the comprehensive network’s supervision system)

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　　 The first thing that catches the eye is this month's large-scale development world-Azeroth, a world that Yi Qiu is familiar and unfamiliar with.

　　 He used the Tauren Druid to travel all over the world (of the tribe), and he was familiar with the big guys of the major factions, especially the Queen Sylvanas in the Undercity.

　　 It is worth mentioning that this is the first foreign NPC that Yi Qiu remembers...

　　 But now that he enters Azeroth, he probably has to choose to be born on the Alliance side, which is a relatively unfamiliar field for Yi Qiu.

　　 And if you can see Queen Sylvanas, she will probably be shot directly into the wall...

　　Kouhu, my queen!

　　 Yi Qiu touched his bald head, and then continued to look down. Now I can't touch any oil and water when I go to Azeroth. Any mob that used to kill him can kill him in a second...

　　 "It is detected that the character level is 5, whether the task screening function is turned on (service fee 30 comprehensive network disaster coins/month)."

　　 "Turn on." Yi Qiu touched his bald head. This comprehensive network has drawn the blood of a certain penguin. Various additional charges are used to play thief 6.

　　 "Based on the character as a reward for opening the trading forum on this dimension, service fees are waived, and the character screening function is permanently enabled."

　　"Based on the character level, the current tasks are as follows:

　　 For the dignity of a man! :

A terrible thing happened in the remote and quiet town of Surunel-a powerful and crazy magician cast a group transgender magic here. Based on the power of this magician, the magic effect will last for a year. .

　　 The change of gender distorted the peaceful life in the town. People began to discuss and seek a solution. The original men in the town were planning to ask a priest for a group purification, but they were opposed by women and some men.

　　 Now, they decided to solve this farce through the old traditional way of the town-1km from Ula!

　　The content of the competition is a race around the broken mountain road outside the town, the first to win! During this period, any means except weapons and offensive spells are allowed, and flying is also prohibited.

　　 For the dignity of men, defeat these women who want to turn the sky and the perverts who don't want to be men!

　　Battle scene: small

　　 The minimum entry level for the campaign: Level 5 (If you are below level 5, you cannot receive invitations from the men’s camp)

　　 Campaign Ticket: 50 Comprehensive Network Disaster Coins (original price 100 Comprehensive Network Disaster Coins)

　　 Campaign victory conditions: 1km victory in Ula

　　The conditions for withdrawal from the campaign: You can opt out at any time if you have won 1km of Ula or stay for more than 1 natural day. The maximum stay time is 2 natural days

　　 Campaign Exclusive Output: Scroll of Transsexuality

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　　 Yi Qiu touched his bald head. This battle seems to be full of slots, but this is relatively simple at the moment.

　　 There is a lack of comprehensive network disaster coins now.

　　 "Whether you choose to accept the task: for the dignity of a man!"

"Yes!"

　　 "Successfully deducted 50 comprehensive network disaster coins, sending characters into the battle scene..."

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　　 Familiar dizziness...

　　 When Yi Qiu woke up from his vertigo, he found himself lying next to the entrance of a street:

　　Narrow roads, UU reading www.uukahnshu. Com is full of dirty feces and soil mixture, and there is noisy screams from the market not far away. The surrounding architecture is somewhat similar to the medieval western town on the earth. The air is filled with a mixture of feces and some kind of smell. The smell of something rotten.

　　 Yi Qiu hurriedly got up from the ground, and then found that he was lying on a pile of hay, feeling very lucky for an instant.

"Ah, it turns out that you are here, just waiting for you, Ula 1km will start soon!" A barrel-like aunt suddenly sprang out from the side alley, and then patted with her fan-like hand Patted Yi Qiu's shoulder:

　　 "I am a strong guy, when I was young, I was as strong as you!"

　　 "Are you?" Yi Qiu touched her bald head. This aunt had a strong hand. He glanced at his health, and he actually lost 5%!

"Oh! Knock on my bad memory and forgot to introduce myself. I am the mayor of this town-not much Nak! Welcome to Suluner! Because everyone knows the reason, now the town is in a mess. As the mayor I hope to resolve these troubles soon. If you can help us win the 1km Ula victory, I will give you some extra gifts!"

"The current situation is not so good. The women and those who choose eggs have invited many people: the bard Gales, the weapon master Zhao Bingzhi, and the original best Ullah 1km runner in our town-Bouyagil !" The mayor took Yi Qiu through the messy buildings while introducing the situation to Yi Qiu.

　　 "I am alone on our side?" Yi Qiu asked suspiciously.

"Of course...Yes! You have to know that men don’t care about money, so we don’t have enough remuneration to attract those adventurers. Thank God, there is finally you!" The mayor touched her wine in embarrassment. Barrel belly.