The barbarian concubine: mistakenly provoking the evil king

"Well, old Buddha, you can't laugh or tell others after my concubine said it, otherwise you will lose face!" Fang Yusheng bowed his head and hesitated.

"Well, if you don't say anything, don't laugh. That's it!" the wrinkled face of the old Buddha smiled with good luck.

"It was yesterday that I rode the horse all day. It bumped so badly that my ass hurt." Fang Yusheng tried to understate it, otherwise the old Buddha would certainly let the whole people in the harem know.

"It's true, so you'd rather stand when AI Jia asks you to sit. So I didn't go out today to see AI Jia." the old Buddha hit the nail on the head.

Fang Yusheng had to use his assassin's mace, "Oh, old Buddha. My concubine wanted to see you yesterday, but your majesty had to let my concubine go for a walk. Today, your majesty still wants me to go hunting. You know my archery is really ordinary. I didn't take this opportunity to refuse your majesty and ran to see you. If you don't believe it, you can ask your majesty."

Chu Cheng, an innocent man with a gun, sneezed immediately. Duke GUI quickly asked, "Your Majesty has caught a cold? Do you want someone to get a dress?"

"I'm fine."

The old Buddha is to tease Fang Yusheng. She knows what kind of person Fang Yusheng is and that she has an old Buddha in her heart. After all, it's not easy to go out of the palace. The old Buddha is also a person who came here. Naturally, he understands this feeling.

Fang Yusheng talked with the old Buddha for a while in the camp, and he felt that his legs were really sore. But there is no way, as long as the ass touches the stool, it hurts like fire.

An old lady beside the old Buddha couldn't see it anymore and whispered a few words to the old Buddha. After turning around and leaving, he came back in a short while with a small cushion in his hand.

"Imperial concubine, please sit here and try. The old Buddha is old and can't stand the bumps of the carriage. He can be more comfortable by putting a cushion under his body."

Hearing that this was the Buddha's cushion, Fang Yusheng's ass was about to sit down and bounced up again. "This can't be done. Just stand like this. How can I sit on the cushion of the old Buddha?"

"If the mourning family asks you to sit down, why don't you stand with the mourning family all day?"

"Well, now that the old Buddha has spoken, I'd better obey my orders." sure enough, I still sit comfortably. Although I still feel faint pain, it's much better than standing. No, I have to bring this thing next time. It's a mistake this time. Why not?

Fang Yusheng had lunch in the old Buddha's camp. The old Buddha used to take a lunch break. Fang Yusheng sat there and copied the Buddhist scriptures. When the old Buddha woke up, they went out again. Fang Yusheng didn't expect that there was a small stream not far from here.

Fang Yusheng and sandalwood had fun playing in the water. The old Buddha and the mammies laughed, "it's really good to be young. At that time, AI family and queen Wang were also very happy together, but it's a pity..."

Fang Yusheng didn't want the old Buddha to talk about this heavy topic, so he hurried forward, "old Buddha, how did you find this place? My concubine and I wandered all day yesterday and didn't find this good place. When we have time, my concubine and I will take your majesty to have a look. It's really fun here."

"If only you like it, it was discovered by the mourners and mammies." the old Buddha replied.

Fang Yusheng spent a day with the old Buddha. When he returned to the tent, he was tired and lay on his bed.

"Madam, I'll give you the medicine again so that you can be completely cured when you wake up tomorrow." sandalwood asked, shaking the medicine bottle in his hand.

"OK! I'm so poor that I missed today's hunting. But sandalwood, is today's hunting interesting?" Fang Yusheng turned his head and asked.

"Madam, it doesn't mean anything. It's just a group of men blocking the prey. Tomorrow will be very interesting. Madam, we can participate in tomorrow's hunting!"

"Well, sandalwood, don't comfort me. There is only one autumn hunting a year. You say it's boring to me? Your lying skills are really poor."

Sandalwood stopped talking and wandered in her heart. You know that you have to ask me. I'm kind to comfort you. I still say that about me. My sandalwood has a temper. His men kept moving.

Looking at the way sandalwood tooted her mouth, Fang Yusheng thought it was really cute. "Are you still angry? Ouch, Xiao Ni, whose beautiful girl is this? Come on, give me a smile."

"Pooh, madam, where did you learn all this? Why is it so immoral?" sandalwood couldn't hold it anymore and laughed.

This is what Fang Yusheng learned from Muling before. I don't know if he is doing well now? Everything goes with fate. What you should meet will eventually meet one day.

Sandalwood looked at Fang Yusheng, who was sleeping in a daze, and lightened the movement of her hand. The empress was really tired these two days, and a string was tight.

Maybe he was very tired. Fang Yusheng slept very soundly this night and slept until dawn. Fang Yusheng woke up when sandalwood came in to freshen up.

The first thing Fang Yusheng did when he woke up was to touch his ass. he was happy when he found that it didn't hurt. It really deserves to be the medicine given by your majesty. The recovery is really good!

Fang Yusheng asked sandalwood to comb himself in a bun facing the sky. Looking at himself in the mirror, Fang Yusheng nodded with satisfaction, "sandalwood, your craft is getting better and better."

"That's my mother. There's no hairstyle in the world that I can't comb out with sandalwood."

Well, Fang Yusheng stroked his forehead. What kind of master there is, what kind of slave there is. Are you going to heaven before you boast?

"Cough, if you're ready, let's go!" Fang Yusheng and yourongyan looked at the simple and neat sandalwood. They wanted to ride a horse and hunt immediately.

I finally waited for this day. It's a pity that I didn't go there yesterday, so I must cut off my head and show my horn today. Chu Cheng must not underestimate himself.

When Fang Yusheng arrived with sandalwood, almost all the civil and military officials arrived. Naturally, it goes without saying that these civil officials also wanted to join in the fun. Fang Yusheng found that several of the concubines of the harem also came. Li Ziyi, Lin Changzai and Su promised... Jiang Yueying didn't come. I think he was delicate and weak and couldn't stand the exciting game.

In front of these concubines, Fang Yusheng still has self-confidence. He has practiced martial arts since childhood to strengthen his body. Although he is only a three legged Kung Fu, he is more than enough compared with them. As for those civil and military ministers, Fang Yusheng naturally did not compare with them, because he knew that he could not compare with them! She still has this self-knowledge.