The Best Fake Eunuch

After bidding farewell to Li Wanyun and returning to his residence, he saw two Burmese envoys, one fat and one thin, waiting for a long time. When he came back, he was as happy as a drowning man catching a life-saving straw.

"Why do you look so panicked? What happened." Seeing the nervous expressions of the two, Xiao Chen was also startled.

"Lord Xiao, the ten beauties that King Burma gave to King Zhongcheng have been returned!" the fat messenger hurriedly said.

"Lord Xiao, you also know that those ten beauties were all carefully selected. They are beautiful in appearance and excellent in talent...but I don't know why the prince doesn't like it? I'm afraid it's because we are reckless!" The skinny messenger said .

"Oh, so this is the matter, maybe the prince has some concerns, it's normal." Xiao Chen didn't take it seriously.

"But they accepted all the beauties given to the other great generals. If the prince is concerned about this, they would definitely not dare to accept them, would they?" the fat messenger said.

"We're just afraid that the prince is dissatisfied with those beauties and blame it on our King Myanmar, but that's not good," said the skinny messenger.

"No way, who is the lord? How can you be offended by such a trivial matter!" Xiao Chen felt that they were worrying too much.

But the two of them were not at ease anyway, they kept begging Xiao Chen to help find out the news, to see what was going on?

"Okay, I got it, I'll give you a confirmation letter tomorrow." Xiao Chen agreed straight away, this trivial matter is easy, just ask Li Wanyun directly tomorrow.

After sending the two of them away, he went in to greet Liu Ruyun.

It was also strange to tell Liu Ruyun about Li Wanyun's rejection of beautiful women.

"Hehehe, I told my father and the king not to give away Li Wanyun's beauty, but they refused to listen. Now that we have encountered a setback, who do we blame?" Liu Ruyun covered her mouth and giggled coquettishly.

"Why? I see that those beauties are all beautiful, even if I saw them, I would still be tempted, let alone the prince who has been in the army for a long time?" Xiao Chen thought that everyone was just like him because of his lust. .

But in fact, he was right. In theory, all men are lustful.

Just like the famous martial arts novelist said.

There may be a few men in the world who don't eat, but there are almost no men who are not lecherous!

"Hmph, you kid is really greedy! Tell me, you like that flamboyant hoof? I'll get it for you right away!" Liu Ruyun said bitterly.

"Don't make trouble! He is a eunuch and doesn't like women." Xiao Chen smiled shyly.

"Li Wanyun doesn't like women either." Liu Ruyun said suddenly.

"Ah? What the fuck? Could it be that Li Wanyun is also a eunuch!" Xiao Chen's surprise was really serious!

No wonder he is so hypocritical to himself, and even cited as a bosom friend...

"Hey, what are you yelling about, keep your voice down! How could Li Wanyun belong to an eunuch? He just likes men, and he likes that Duanmu Nanfeng." Liu Ruyun lowered his voice.

"Fuck! It turns out that the prince has a habit of breaking sleeves!" Xiao Chen couldn't help but yelled again.

If that's the case, then everything can be explained!

No wonder Li Wanyun is so kind to him, he is a bosom friend, he appreciates him, he trusts him, and he loves him.

But it's all because of Duanmu Nanfeng's face!

Don't ask Duanmu Nanfeng, he must have sent a letter to Li Wanyun to take care of him, so Li Wanyun reminded himself when he was about to cross the river, and even revealed the emperor's intentions to him.

I told him so many truthful words just now...

It turns out that Li Wanyun just loves the house and hates it!

The south wind is the house, and I am the crow.

Fucking Nanfeng's name also has a deep meaning, it turns out...

"This is a top-secret matter. Few people in the world know about it, not even the emperor. Don't go out and talk nonsense, be careful of losing your head!" Liu Ruyun warned Xiao Chen.

"Then how did you know?" Xiao Chen was slightly shocked.

"Hehe, I know a lot of things, and I can't hide anything from my eyes and ears. You kid, be careful in the future, but don't do anything wrong behind my back." Liu Ruyun narrowed her eyes , with a mysterious look.

"Hmph, I'm afraid it was the spies you planted next to Li Wanyun who told you? I'll tell Li Wanyun tomorrow, and let him clean up the suspicious people around him." Xiao Chen made a guess as soon as his brain turned. Not far from ten.

Li Wanyun's garrison in Jiuxi directly poses a threat to Myanmar, and Myanmar will definitely send many spies over.

They couldn't pry into top-secret military information, and I'm afraid they could still pry into this kind of thing, and it seemed that Li Wanyun didn't deliberately hide it.

It's just that those who know don't dare to say it.

Presumably the King of Burma knew about it, but he still deliberately sent a few beauties to Li Wanyun.

To put it bluntly, King Myanmar knew it, but pretended not to know, but the two envoys really didn't know.

So whether it is in the rivers and lakes or the confrontation between the two countries, it is not just about fighting and killing, it is more about the world!

"You are so cunning and hateful, you bloody slave!" Liu Ruyun rushed over viciously, claiming that he wanted to fight Xiao Chen with his life, "See if I don't bite you to death!"

But the fierce biting didn't happen, because Xiao Chen didn't fly into a rage rarely.

It's not his fault, all he thinks about is Li Wanyun and Duanmu Nanfeng, the more he says he doesn't want to, the more unbearable scenes appear...

Takes no interest in him.

"You trash slave, what do you really need?" An angry Liu Ruyun kicked him out.

The return trip went smoothly, but the speed was relatively slow, because there was a very cumbersome mule and horse convoy, and the things on the car were not only expensive, but also heavy...

Li Wanyun is really mean, in order to keep Xiao Chen's gold and silver treasures safe on the road, he even sent a team of elite cavalry to guard him in the name of protecting the Burmese envoys.

For such a big incident in Myanmar, Li Wanjiang must be given an explanation, so the King of Myanmar sent a high-level envoy group of more than a dozen people to Dazhou to meet Li Wanjiang and explain the whole thing.

Naturally, he also brought a lot of treasures to show his sincerity.

Not long after arriving in Weizhou County, he was still stationed in Fenzhu County to rest.

The prefect Chen Zi'ang, the guard Lin Yue and the others had a friendship with Xiao Chen who had fought side by side, and when they met this time, they were also very affectionate.

After the routine banquet was over, Xiao Chen left the two of them to drink tea and chat.

Asked about the situation of those refugees, Chen Ziang said that thanks to Lord Xiao's money relief, thousands of refugees survived. Now that the flood has receded, everyone has returned to their hometowns. The season is still early, and they can catch up with the second crop.

I didn't give them all the silver that the adults gave them. Instead, I sent people to Jiangnan County to buy some grain seeds, and bought some farming cattle nearby, and distributed them to them in proportion to their heads, so that they could get back as soon as they returned. Farming is done.

This is the truth that teaching a man to fish is worse than giving him a fish...