The Best Fake Eunuch

If you ask Xiao Chen why he went?

Naturally, it was because Gong Heihu wrote a letter threatening the imperial concubine and empress, and as her guard, he wanted to attack that fellow with emotion and reason.

But as the saying goes, if you want to commit a crime, why is there no excuse?

The emperor's mouth is so big, if he wants to say something, he can say it?

If you want him to die, let him die!

"Well, it's good that you know, because you have made so many contributions before, I will leave you a whole body, and you are allowed to commit suicide, go." Li Wanjiang didn't seem to be joking.

"Ah?" Xiao Chen collapsed to the ground when he heard the words.

"Huh? Why don't you thank you?" Li Wanjiang smiled.

"Slave, thank the Lord for your grace!" Xiao Chen said in his heart, my lord, I thank your eight generations of ancestors!

Damn, before he came back, he thought about dozens of possibilities for Li Wanjiang to deal with him, but he didn't expect that he would kill the young master as soon as he came up!

So do you want to die?

Or is it just that Li Wanjiang was smashed into ashes with a palm of fire, and the two brothers died together?

But not.

Because doing so would kill Xiaosheng, Xiao Ye and his brothers!

Xiao Chen would rather die as a wimp himself than to bring his brother into trouble.

Besides, there are several guards standing behind Li Wanjiang, these guys are definitely the best of the best, even though they are usually inconspicuous!

Even if he launches a sudden attack, he may not be able to succeed.

What the hell is he going to die?

I knew I wouldn't be back...

He got up and walked out slowly, hoping that Li Wanjiang would change his mind and stop him, but he had already stepped out of the threshold of the hall, and Li Wanjiang, a cruel bastard, didn't say a word.

After being blown by the cold wind outside, his mind became sober again.

It stands to reason that Li Wanjiang shouldn't kill himself, he is a meritorious minister, you are considered unkind and mean if you don't reward me, if you kill me, a great meritorious official, wouldn't it be stupid?

Shameless, I ask you!

While thinking about it while walking, I suddenly felt a burst of coolness on my face, but I came to the Royal Garden, and there was a pool of clear water in front of me, rippling with the wind...

The guards who followed him from a distance watched Xiao Chen walk into the water in a daze, and thought in their hearts, Eunuch Xiao is about to drown.

That's good, at least a whole body can be left. If it is salvaged in time, the appearance will not be destroyed, and it will definitely be lifelike.

It’s much better than a white silk neck tie, because the hanged ones are ugly, their tongues stick out so long, and they can lose control of their urine and feces.

When he was feeling sorry for Xiao Chen, he suddenly saw Xiao Chen sticking his head out of the water not long ago, and walking to the shore dripping wet.

Under the surprised eyes of the big guy, he returned to the Palace of Qinzheng all the way.

Li Wanjiang was not surprised when he saw him come back, but said coldly, "Did you jump into the water? Why didn't you die? The water is too cold?"

"If you go back to the emperor, that's not true. As the saying goes, if a father wants his son to die, the son has to die, and the king wants his minister to die, so the minister has to die! The slave has already decided to die, so how can he be afraid of the cold water? There is another reason... ..." Xiao Chen said tremblingly.

Do you think Li Wanjiang will ask him why? But no, she just picked up a cup of tea and sipped it slowly, rolled her eyelids and stared at him coldly.

I had no choice but to cough, and continued to write, "Just now when the servant was about to die in the water, he suddenly met an ancient man. Your majesty, guess who he is?"

The emperor didn't pay attention to him at all, but the guards in the palace were quite curious, wondering who Eunuch Xiao met?

Could it be possible to meet the Dragon Lord?

"That's right, it's Dr. Qu Yuan's heroic soul! Guess what he told me?" Xiao Chen definitely has the potential to be a commentator!

Making up a nonsense is so cadenced and fascinating...

"Doctor Qu, an old man, said that he had to throw himself into the water because the king of Chu had no way, but now our emperor of Zhou Dynasty is wise and powerful, has a magnificent bearing, uses talents and abilities, is loyal and forgiving, he is a great wise king! You Wouldn't it be wrong for the king to die...so the slave came back."

Pooh! Li Wanjiang spit out all the tea he just drank.

The guards next to him couldn't help but let out suppressed laughter.

This kid is really good at making up too, right? How did you come up with it!

"Hmph, you are a slave who mobilized troops without authorization, disrespected orders, and made up such nonsense to fool me. Even if you are really killed, you will not be wronged, but I think you still have some credit for going." For the sake of it, the two are worth it!"

A cold-faced king like Li Wanjiang was amused by Xiao Chen's rascal's behavior. Besides, he didn't even think about killing Xiao Chen now, and he knew that he would not really die, but just wanted to destroy his prestige. Seeing that he was so embarrassed and achieved his goal, he softened his tone.

This is the art of the emperor.

"Thank you, Lord Long En!" This time Xiao Chen expressed his thanks from the bottom of his heart.

"Well, I am employing people, and I am really reluctant to kill such a capable slave like you. From now on, you must take care of yourself, guard against arrogance and impetuosity, and never rely on my favor to do anything wrong." Li Wanjiang showed a smile on his face. .

Xiao Chen said in his heart that His Majesty, you are not guilty of what you said!

Young master, I have made countless contributions to you, but what the hell did you favor me?

I'm almost acting like a man with my tail between my legs now, and you still say that I'm running amok... I'll show you some other day, my lord!

"You just came back, probably you don't know what happened to the crown prince?" Li Wanjiang changed the topic again.

"If you go back to the emperor, the servant will see the emperor as soon as he comes back. He doesn't know anything else. Is the prince swollen?" In fact, Xiao Chen knew it. He heard that the prince was ill when he arrived in Haining Bay. It is said that he is still sick. very heavy.

At that time, his first thought was that the prince was pretending to be sick!

Li Wanjiang asked him to confiscate the deficit of the national treasury. This is a thankless job that will offend the dead. The prince is so shrewd, he will definitely find a way to get rid of this hot potato.

Pretending to be sick is also a trick.

"The crown prince was assassinated." Li Wanjiang said.

"Oh, ah?" Xiao Chen was taken aback, isn't he sick? Why was he assassinated!

"On the way to Hubu a few days ago, he was attacked by a group of masked gangsters. Although the guards of the East Palace tried their best to protect him, but those people's martial arts skills were too high, so the prince was stabbed twice by them and injured. In the chest and abdomen, the injury is quite serious." Li Wanjiang said.

"This, this... how did you say it? How could such a thing happen? Did the assassin also get it?" Xiao Chen was really shocked.

"They didn't leave anyone alive, but I thought it was the rebels from Tianxuan Society who did it. Besides them, who has such ability and courage!" Li Wanjiang said, directly smashing the teacup He threw it on the ground and smashed it to pieces.

Long Yan was furious.

"Jin Yiwei, the Fengyang Mansion has been checked for several days and has no clue. What a bunch of waste! Now that you are back, I will leave this matter to you." Li Wanjiang took a deep breath. Take a breath and stabilize your mood.

"Slave, obey the order." Xiao Chen sighed quietly.