The Best Fake Eunuch

"Oh? If that's the case, it will solve my urgent need." Li Wanjiang was overjoyed when he heard the words, "Which one of you lovers is willing to lead troops to Yanyun to relieve my worries?"

Facing the emperor's fiery gaze, the civil officials remained silent, and neither did the generals.

We all know what Chen Wenqi said about the so-called 3,000 soldiers and horses that are enough to fight a battle. They are all old, weak, sick and disabled who have returned from various battlefields!

Moreover, there are hundreds of people who disobeyed military orders and violated the military law, but it was not enough to beheaded...

If you lead them to fight the Xianbo cavalry, it will be likened to beating a dog with a meat bun, and you will never return.

To put it bluntly, it is to give away the head.

"Your Majesty, I recommend someone who is worthy of this important task!" Chen Wenqi said suddenly.

"Oh? Who is Aiqing talking about?" Li Wanjiang was still curious.

Xiao Chen on the side knew it well, he was probably talking about you and me!

"Eunuch Xiaochen Xiao Chen!" Sure enough, Chen Wenqi was talking about him, "He defeated the Dongying navy, captured the bandits in Heihushan bravely, killed Prince Saiba decisively, and stabilized the situation in Burma and Siam... If there were no How can you make such a great contribution with an extraordinary strategy?"

"Oh, if Aiqing hadn't mentioned it, I would have never thought of it. Xiao Chen is indeed a general. If he is willing to go, I will have no worries!" Li Wanjiang said with great joy.

All eyes were on Xiao Chen's face, but he was in a daze, his face was pale, it seemed that he was quite frightened...

Some people didn't know what to do, thinking that the emperor really valued Eunuch Xiao very much, that's why he was asked to take on this important task and make new contributions.

But people like Zhu Xiaochuan, Wu Zicheng, Wu Zhongze, Wang Anbang, Ma Wuming and others are like mirrors in their hearts, knowing that the emperor wants to kill Xiao Chen.

He has made too many contributions and is too famous. The emperor must not be able to engage him openly, and it is not appropriate to plot secretly. That's why he used such a method that seemed to be upright and logical.

The few of them have a good impression of Xiao Chen, and their friendship is not bad, just how much Xiao Chen received from the gift, do you count?

But at this moment, no one spoke up for Xiao Chen.

It's not that I don't want to, it's that I dare not.

"Xiao Chen, would you like to go?" Seeing that Xiao Chen didn't speak, Li Wanjiang had no choice but to ask him personally, but this was not a question, but a set question.

"This servant is willing to share the emperor's worries, even if he goes through fire and water, and a thousand arrows pierce his heart, he will not hesitate!" Xiao Chen said boldly.

"Okay, I appointed you as the imperial envoy to conquer the north, to reward Shang Fang's sword, and to bear the seal of the Grand Marshal!" Li Wanjiang was overjoyed, as if he was afraid that Xiao Chen would go back on his word, he immediately made a decision and it was confirmed.

"Minister, follow the order!" Since he is a general and marshal, he is not a eunuch but a minister, the kind of minister who does not submit to Li Wanjiang.

In fact, from this moment on, Xiao Chen really made up his mind, he decided to rebel.

And this was forced by Li Wanjiang step by step, if he was a little nicer and tolerant to Xiao Chen, Xiao Chen would never do this.

Because this runs counter to his original intention, he originally just wanted to be a rich man with wives and concubines...

Li Wanjiang thought he had eliminated a hidden danger, but in fact he planted a bitter fruit with his own hands.

As for the taste of this fruit?

They will taste it slowly in the future.

"Ai Qing, you are going out on behalf of me this time. You can only win, not fail. Do you have confidence?" Li Wanjiang is encouraging Xiao Chen to die willingly, meaning that if you lose the battle, you will commit suicide.

"I will definitely live up to the emperor's expectations. With the majesty of my emperor, I will wipe out the enemy! If I win by chance, it will be the prestige of my emperor. If I lose, it will be a humiliation for my minister, but I will be ashamed to see you again." The emperor is here." Xiao Chen said loudly.

"Excellent!" Li Wanjiang nodded approvingly, pondered for a while and said, "In order to strengthen your style, I will give you a poem."

It is rare for the emperor to have such an elegant mood, and everyone listened together.

Li Wanjiang stood up, pacing back and forth with his hands behind his back, as if he was thinking about words, but everyone knew that this poem must have already been finished...

But who made him the emperor? He is allowed to pretend, as long as he is happy.

"Yes!" Li Wanjiang suddenly stopped, staring at Xiao Chen affectionately.

"Minister, listen to the holy poem respectfully." Xiao Chen said.

"The general Beizheng is courageous, with the autumn water, wild goose and moon knife across his waist, the wind blows the drums, the mountains and rivers move, the lightning flags, the sun and the moon are high, the unicorn in the sky is the original species, how can the ants in the cave escape? When the general returns, love and love Qing Xie's battle robe!" Li Wanjiang recited loudly, with a certain degree of frustration, fluent and natural, it seems that he has memorized it by heart.

Good poetry, good poetry! The officials immediately applauded loudly and flattered everyone!

Not to mention that although this poem has no rhythm, it is quite royal and heroic. Maybe Li Wanjiang really did it himself.

"Xiao Chen, what do you think?" Li Wanjiang was obviously very satisfied with this poem.

"This is the masterpiece of the ages, and it will be passed down through the ages!" Xiao Chen said.

"Hahaha, I love to hear Xiao Chen's words. Aiqing, I wrote this poem specially for you. I think you can also feel my reliance and expectation on you. When you come back triumphantly, I will definitely live up to you." With these words, I will personally undress you, and we, the monarch and his ministers, will accomplish this wonderful story together!" Li Wanjiang was rarely so enthusiastic.

"Minister Zunzhi!" Xiao Chen was a little impatient, so much nonsense!

Your Majesty, since you have asked your ministers to lead the troops, then you have the courage to ask your majesty for an imperial decree to mobilize all the necessary military power in Fengyang City and its surrounding areas. Fighting a war is all about logistics. If you only have soldiers, no equipment, no food, your ministers But it is difficult. "I've finished talking nonsense, and it's time for some real shit.

"It's all ready, I can give you a king's order flag later, as long as it is the supplies you need for this battle, all departments must be ready quickly, and those who dare to neglect and refuse to do so will be punished according to the decree and disrespect!" Li Wanjiang This is enough to do the trick.

I'll give you whatever you want, kid, so if you die in defeat, don't you blame me?

Anyway, you only have 3,000 people, how much supplies can you use?

"The minister leads the decree!" Xiao Chen also gave him a final word.

Li Wanjiang asked Xiao Chen to send troops within one month. Although the time is a bit rushed, there is no way to do it. If the delay continues, I am afraid that the entire Yanyun County will be lost, and it will be even more difficult for you to regain it...

The emperor's order is like a mountain, and Xiao Chen can only accept it.

Immediately after returning home, all the brothers were called together for a meeting, but the meeting place was not Xichang, but his home.

Because this meeting must be attended by Chen Jisheng and Zhao Gongming.

This was the first plenary meeting where Xiao Chen decided to rebel, it was of great significance, and it might be recorded in history.

Chen Jisheng, who was playing chess with Liu Xiangqin at home, was quite happy to see the big guys flocking to him, but he soon felt something was wrong.

These guys used to be laughing and laughing when they came over, and their laughter could be heard from afar, but today it was really strange, all of them looked serious and serious...

Oops, it’s not good, the old man’s guess came true, right?