The Best Fake Eunuch

"But I'm afraid that if I accidentally hurt them all, it won't look good on everyone's faces." Duan Linger said ignorantly.

As soon as this remark came out, the big guys all had sullen expressions on their faces, and the little girl was so shameless!

Are you afraid of hurting us?

We are afraid of hurting you, okay?

How can you go into battle and kill the enemy with your weak and inexperienced appearance? Are you afraid that the wind will blow you off your horse? To be honest, you are not qualified even to be an orderly.

"Soldiers, it's a terrible thing!" Xiao Chen said, "Swords and guns have no eyes, so casualties are inevitable, but today is just a contest, and we have to finish it."

Unexpectedly, Xiao Chen agreed.

"Uh...Master Xiao, although Lingmei is very courageous and her martial arts must be great, but if there is a competition, I don't think it is necessary?" Wu Zhongze was worried.

You kid also said that swords and guns have no eyes, if you hurt your sister in the competition, the face of the big guy will really be ugly.

How could she fight with such a timid look? I'm afraid I can't even ride a horse.

We all know that you spoil her, but it's not such a habit, it might kill someone!

"Your Majesty Wu, don't worry. This child has always been arrogant and ignorant. If you don't let her suffer, she won't know what's going on in the real battlefield. According to the rules, before the competition, everyone will sign the certificate of life and death!" Xiao Xiao Chen said.

Turning to look at Duan Linger, "Do you dare?"

Of course I dare, what is there that Duan Linger dare not?

Wu Zhongze didn't dare, and hurriedly ordered to fetch the knives and guns used in training, and told both sides to stop shooting as much as possible, and try not to hurt anyone...the main thing is not to hurt Duan Linger.

The gun is a long gun, but the head of the gun is broken off, and replaced by a cotton bag stained with lime. The knife is a wind knife, but it is made of hardwood. up.

Even so, it is still easy to hurt people. Think about it, if two horses cross each other, even if it is hit by a wooden stick, it will break bones and tendons!

And even arrows without arrows can still hurt people. If they hit the eyes, they will be blind. It’s fine if they hit the body with a hardwood knife. If they hit the leather boots without armor or the calf , can also hurt the muscles and bones.

However, the big guys are not willing to come up to the competition, because what? There are two reasons. The first is that winning is not a martial art. It is meaningless to win. If one loses without paying attention, can you still be a human being in the future?

The second reason is the concern about Duan Linger's identity, who doesn't know that she is Lord Xiao's favorite girl? If he accidentally hurt her and made her cry on the spot, then Master Xiao will blame him, who the hell can bear it!

"Why don't you dare?" Xiao Chen said with a smile, "Are you afraid of hurting her? Hmph, you guys are the girls who look down on my lord! Let's see, if anyone can win Duan Ling'er, I will win A reward of one thousand taels of silver, if anyone can hurt her, I will reward two thousand taels of silver, and it will be cashed on the spot."

Xiao Chen remembered that Zhuge Xiaosheng told him that when he was training soldiers, his brothers bet on Xiao Ye, so he also learned it.

As the saying goes, under a heavy reward, there must be a brave man.

"I will never seek the big guy's back, who the hell are you guys? Am I so narrow-minded!" Xiao Chen said again to dispel the big guy's concerns.

With his status, in front of thousands of people and Wu Zhongze, it is absolutely impossible for him to say nothing.

This is what Master Xiao said!

As soon as Xiao Chen finished speaking, hundreds of people immediately raised their hands high, then today the big guys will make a lot of money.

"What a bunch of bastards!" Xiao Chen laughed loudly, and there was a burst of laughter on the court, everyone felt that Mr. Xiao was so fucking interesting.

He is obviously a world-renowned talent, but he speaks so smoothly, which is quite against the temper of the big guy.

All I heard was the loud sound of war drums, and both sides had already put on their clothes, with bows and arrows on their backs, spears in their hands, sabers at their waists, and heavy armor.

Because Admiral Jiumen's command is the guard army, which focuses on defensive operations, so all of them are heavy cavalry, and the armor alone weighs more than a hundred catties.

The scale armor worn on the horses also weighed more than one hundred catties, plus the cavalry and weapons, it could reach more than four hundred catties at most!

Needless to say the advantages, the disadvantage is that the attack time is limited and the mobility is quite poor, because a fully loaded war horse can't last long, at most an hour.

The one who came out to challenge was an extremely majestic man. After putting on heavy armor, he was as tall and mighty as a god descending from the earth, full of murderous aura.

Looking at Duan Ling'er again, she was a little too weak.

First of all, she can't wear any armor, because the size is too big, and the bottom of the armor is mopping the floor. How can I wear it?

He couldn't even put on the iron helmet, which covered his eyes when he put it on, so he simply went into battle lightly, without a piece of armor.

Xiao Chen didn't say anything, because although this girl didn't have any armor on her body, she had an invulnerable silkworm robe, so even if she missed, she would never hurt her vitals.

Everyone looked at it but couldn't bear it. The little girl is not good at all, and she doesn't wear armor. If this is the case, the chance of injury may reach more than 90%.

Another burst of intense drumming sounded, and the two people who were a hundred meters apart rode their horses and galloped towards each other!

The first round officially begins!

The first round is over...

But Duan Ling'er was in the middle of the flying horse galloping, clamping the horse's belly with both legs, put the spear across the horse's back, took off the bow and arrow, squinted one eye to see the target, and shot the arrow with a whoosh, impartial , hit the opponent's throat!

She was merciful, the longbow was not fully drawn, so it fell immediately after hitting the opponent, which only made the opponent feel a sharp pain, but did not hurt the throat.

In actual combat, this arrow has already pierced the opponent's neck!

The military officer in charge of the referee saw it clearly, and immediately raised the red flag in his hand high, announcing loudly that Duan Linger won!

Fuck? This is the end?

The soldier was very unconvinced, but he had nothing to say. Who made himself underestimate the enemy? Frustrated, he dismounted and returned to the queue, only to be laughed at by his companions.

The second soldier immediately appeared on the stage. He learned the lesson of the previous one and bowed his head when charging to avoid Duan Linger's cold arrow.

So this time Duan Ling'er didn't use bows and arrows, but she also didn't use long spears and hard steel. When the two horses were about to handover, she suddenly jumped up and turned over in mid-air with a beautiful kite, avoiding the opponent's assassination, and stabilized Sitting firmly on the ass of the horse behind him.

A small arm wrapped around his head, and the wooden knife lightly stroked his neck...

At the end of the second round, Duan Linger won!

Fuck, this is okay?

The third person appeared on the stage, holding a spear in one hand and a wooden knife in the other, and charged forward in a defensive posture. This time you can't shoot arrows, and you can't even fly over. Let's see what skills you have?

Duan Ling'er didn't rush this time, she turned around and ran as soon as she pulled the rein, the soldier sneered in his heart.

Hmph, that's all you have. Cheng Yaojin's two axes are useless after they are used up.

You wait for me to catch up with you, and I will definitely poke your ass hard to avenge the two brothers just now.

But the little girl is very bad, and I still have to be wary of her messing with me... Damn it, return the carbine!