The Best Fake Eunuch

It has to be said that Murong Danqiu's waist seems to be slightly thicker than Liu Ruyun's, and it feels soft and plump to the touch.

However, there is no meaning.

"Are you belittling me or just pushing?" Murong Danqiu said lightly.

"Huh? Well, Dan Qiu, yours...is still very perky." Xiao Chen was attracted by her snow-white hair under the light veil, and couldn't hear what she was saying at all.

"What did you call me? And don't say such obscene words to me!" Murong Danqiu was furious.

"You are the queen of the world, but the empress of the palace is my Danqiu." Xiao Chen was honest and blunt.

"You thief slave, come here..." He was about to get up, but Xiao Chen directly.

"Hmm..." Murong Danqiu was...

I don't know how long it took, Xiao Chen suddenly said softly: "Dan Qiu?"

"Huh?" Murong Danqiu was in a state of confusion, he didn't know why he suddenly stopped, opened his wonderful eyes, and looked at him in surprise.

"Do you want to change clothes?" asked inexplicably.

"Ah..." Murong Danqiu was stunned for a moment before he understood the meaning of his words.

"Then do you want to pee?" Xiao Chen chuckled lightly.

...

Murong Danqiu was annoyed, and while he was not paying attention, he suddenly opened his mouth and bit his shoulder hard, so hard that he almost bit off a piece of his flesh!

"Aiyo!" Xiao Chen bared his teeth in pain, not daring to yell out loud, so he could only gasp.

"Does it hurt?" Murong Danqiu was suddenly gentle, sticking out his little tongue to lick his bloody wound, like a bloodthirsty she-wolf?

Xiao Chen suddenly remembered that Liu Ruyun told him that the queen was a very wicked wizard...

Damn, she can't be a vampire wizard, can she?

"Who told you to mess around, I won't bite you if you are obedient, you have a long memory this time, right? This tooth mark is the mark I left on you!"

It's like branding a mark on a horse's butt?

Suddenly, Zhang Zifang shouted in the drake's voice outside: "It's getting late, it's time for the empress to rest!"

With a sound, the two little mandarin ducks who were getting tired were scattered.

"Immortal!" Xiao Chen and Murong Danqiu almost said in unison.

After scolding, they looked at each other again, and couldn't help laughing.

"Go quickly, I forgot that Zhang Zifang is on duty today, he is an old fox, if he notices something, it will be bad." Murong Danqiu sat up, combing his messy long hair with both hands .

Sitting gracefully, Xiao Chen couldn't help swallowing again.

Xiao Chen jumped out of bed, tidied his clothes, pulled the collar of his jacket tight to cover up the bright red tooth marks, took a brocade sweat towel and handed it to Murong Danqiu.

"What are you doing? You little thief and slave, go away!" Murong Danqiu took it and was taken aback for a moment, his pretty face flushed again in an instant, and he raised his hand and threw the sweat towel on Xiao Chen's face.

Xiao Chen put the sweat towel on his nose and smelled it, and said with a smile: "It smells so good."

Murong Danqiu stared at him blankly for a while, then suddenly sighed softly: "Xiao Chen, it would be great if you were him."

"Slave leave!" Xiao Chen's expression changed immediately.

Are you being polite to that guy in front of me?

"Don't be angry." Murong Danqiu's soft voice didn't look like a queen of Fengyi Tianxia, ​​but like a little girl of Xiao Chen.

"Hmph!" Xiao Chen said in his heart that it's good that you know I'm angry!

When he went out, he rubbed his eyes hard a few times, then punched his nose lightly, and tears gushed out immediately.

"Xiao Chen, why is it so late that the lady hasn't rested yet, you... what's the matter with you?" Zhang Zifang was about to complain to Xiao Chen with a cold face, but suddenly saw his expression was sad, with two lines of tears on his face, Can't help being surprised.

"It's okay." Xiao Chen sniffed, looking very aggrieved.

"Huh? Oh...hehe, that Gong Shouli has always been arrogant. He doesn't look at anyone except the emperor. In the future, if you work under him, you have to be more careful."

Zhang Zifang suddenly realized that this kid stayed in the queen's bedroom for a long time, complaining to the queen, hehe, you are superfluous, even if the queen loves you, there is nothing you can do with that Gong Shouli.

"Thank you, father-in-law, for your advice! It's still comfortable to work under your old hand, so you don't have to be angry." Xiao Chen sighed.

"Sigh... It's also my fault that you are so young, but you are too sharp. You have to restrain yourself in the future. I said this because I am close to you. Don't take offense." Zhang Zifang's words were also sincere.

The main reason was that he didn't deal with Gong Shouli, and he was not less angry with that guy, so he sympathized with Xiao Chen.

"Eunuch Zhang taught me with good words, Xiao Chen couldn't be more grateful. If you are surprised, where do you really start?" Xiao Chen also said very sincerely.

"Then I didn't say this in vain." Zhang Zifang listened to it and showed a smile.

After bidding farewell to Zhang Zifang, and within two steps of walking, a black figure suddenly jumped out from the side of the road, rushing to Xiao Chen's back and covering his eyes.

"Guess who I am?" The voice was crisp, who else could it be besides Huan'er?

"The paws are cold!" Xiao Chen turned around and hugged her, and kissed her small mouth.

Neither of them lit a lantern, and in the darkness of night, no one must have seen it.

It doesn't matter if you see it.

"I'm here to congratulate Little Eunuch Xiao. Congratulations on your promotion to Supervisor of Rites and Bingbi. From now on, I will have to take care of you." Huan'er broke free and gave him a blessing in earnest.

"Oh...don't mention it, I don't even have the power to hold a pen as an eunuch, and I was put on the air by that old bastard Gong Shouli!" Xiao Chen became angry when he mentioned this.

"Hehehe, no wonder you don't look good, are you angry because of this?" Huan'er laughed.

"Can you not be angry? This day is really not going well, and I am frustrated and jealous!" Xiao Chen sighed and shook his head.

"Jealous? Whose jealousy?" Huan'er was stunned.

"Mine."