The Best Fake Eunuch

"How can we achieve a marriage, and let him die in front of the palace of the king of hell! Grind it to pound it, saw it to untie it, grind it to grind it, put it in an oil pan to fry, oh, let him!" Chao Yun's tone suddenly became violent , with a helpless mournful voice, "I saw that living person suffering, how could I have seen a dead ghost carrying a shackle? Ah, let him, I can't wait to look at the moment..."

Tie Kunlun and Fu Yan applauded loudly, Baili Qingyun nodded again and again, but Xiao Chen was in a trance, as if the Chaoyun in front of him had suddenly become Qingxin, and she was singing this sad little song to herself ...

"Sir, give me a poem too, okay?" After Chao Yun sang, he walked up to Xiao Chen and bowed down.

Xiao Chen was stunned for a moment, came back to his senses, thought for a while and then chanted, "Golden throat and jade voice three or two times, there is love before the melody is completed, and the pulse is suppressed and thoughtful, pouring out his life's disappointment, lowering his eyebrows and bowing his head Gently chant, and say all the infinite things in your heart."

"Jianguan Yingyu's flowers are slippery, and the Youyan spring is difficult to flow under the ice. The ice spring is cold and stringy, and the condensate will never stop for a while. Don't have sorrow and hatred. At this time, silence is better than sound."

"In the middle of the night, I suddenly dreamed about the youth, the dream cried, the makeup and tears were red, and I sighed when I heard the pipa, and I heard this song again. I am the same person who has fallen in the end of the world. Why should we know each other when we meet again!"

The girls didn't applaud and praise this time, but lowered their heads and savored the artistic conception in the poem carefully, suddenly feeling sad and unstoppable.

The girl holding a guqin suddenly began to sob in a low voice, and tears the size of soybeans rolled down her cheeks, instantly soaking the front of her clothes.

The other three girls were touched by her, and their eyes were also red.

"Why are you girls crying during the festival? Come on, be happy, I have a reward here!" Fu Yan took out a handful of golden melon seeds and sprinkled them on the table.

None of the girls looked at Jin Zi, but they all stared at Xiao Chen in a daze.

"It's all my fault for spoiling your interest." The guqin girl wiped her tears and forced a smile, "What music do you listen to, sir?"

"I play a tune, is it possible for the girl to follow along?" Xiao Chen asked.

"Mochou, let's try it." The girl tuned the strings and looked at Xiao Chen.

Xiao Chen hummed a tune softly, but it was the ancient Chile song.

Mo Chou squinted her eyes and listened for a while, then started to play along with the tune, her piano skills are very good, even if Xiao Chen hums wrong scales, she can correct them.

But the guqin is not a matouqin after all, and although the tone it plays is melodious and pleasant, it does not have that majestic and pathetic meaning.

"Sir? Can you also give Mo Chou a poem?" At the end of the song, Mo Chou smiled sweetly at Xiao Chen, with wet tears still on her face.

"Mochou hugged Luqi, went down to the Yaochi in the west, and waved for me. It was like listening to the pine in the ten thousand valleys. The flowing water washed the heart, and the lingering sound entered the frost bell. I didn't realize that the mountains and rivers were at dusk, and the autumn clouds were darker!" Xiao Chen liked it very much. Li Bai changed a few lines of this poem at random, and presented it directly to this sentimental girl named Mo Chou.

"Mochou wants to engrave this poem on the qin, sir, is it possible?" Mochou recited it twice, her eyes turned red again, she softly begged Xiao Chen.

"You don't have to worry about breaking your piano." Xiao Chen said with a smile.

"Sir, you are joking with the little girl." Mo Chou smiled through tears.

"Hey, hey, what's the matter with you girls?" It was the old bustard who rushed in, pointing at the girls with one hand on his hips and yelling at the girls, "You guys are here to have fun, but It’s not about looking at your bitter faces! Hurry up and laugh for me, whoever dares to cry again, I’ll tear your skin off carefully!”

"Hey, we're very happy, and we didn't blame these girls, what should you do, don't make noise here!" Tie Kunlun said.

"Yes, yes, our garden has just opened, and these girls are all new recruits. They don't know the rules very well, please forgive me!" The old bustard saw the golden melon seeds on the table, and his eyes lit up , "Oh, isn't this made of real gold? It's so delicate, I've never seen it before."

"This is what the old man rewarded us, so let's be filial to our mother." Zhao Yun was very clever, and came over and pulled up all the golden melon seeds on the table, and stuffed them in the hands of the old bustard.

"Okay, okay, then I'll thank the old man for the reward for the girls?" The old bustard immediately responded with anger, smiled happily, and quickly left with the golden melon seeds.

"Ah, you scared me to death." Zhao Yunchong and the others stuck out their tongues and patted their chests, "Fortunately, there is a generous reward from the old men, otherwise we will be in trouble tonight... Let's drink alcohol Right? Sisters, sit down quickly, and I will be the commander!"

The girls all laughed when they heard the words, straightened their clothes, put down their instruments, sat down next to a few people, each picked up wine pots, and poured wine for a few people.

"Let's just play with Kaiziling, shall we?" Chaoyun looked at Xiao Chen and said, "You are a great talent, you must not be afraid, right?"

"What's there to be afraid of?" Xiao Chen said with a smile, "If you lose, drink."

"Well, I'm the commander. Let me tell you something first, and everyone will follow my instructions. If anyone violates the order or can't explain it, he will be punished with a glass of wine!" Zhao Yun cleared his throat and said loudly, "Roll the beaded curtain in the hall!" , I wonder if it belongs to the Wang family or the Zhu family?"

This is the splitting order, a type of drinking order, which is to take the fourth character of the first sentence apart and use it in the next two sentences.

For example, Chaoyun split the character for 'Zhu' into two characters for 'Wang' and 'Zhu'.

This kind of word game is just a game for Xiao Chen, he pondered for a while and said, "There is a bright light on the mountain, I don't know if it is sunlight or moonlight?"

A few girls applauded coquettishly, he really is a great talent, witty and quick-witted, as good as this!

"Then I'll have one too." Fu Yan thought for a while and said, "Having a baby in the middle of the night, I don't know if it's Zishi or Haishi?"

In fact, he is also a scholar, and he is also the dean of Wanchun Academy. He is an old player in the wine market, and he is very comfortable playing this kind of game.

"A guest came to the post, I wonder if it is a housekeeper or an official?" Baili is also a scholar, and he is extremely clever, so a casual sentence is also suitable.

"I did it!" Tie Kunlun didn't have the ability of these three, so he took up the wine and drank it down without saying a word.

Several people laughed together, and the atmosphere rose.

"This is too difficult. I can't play it. This is clearly bullying me for not having read the book. Otherwise, you can just drink me!" Tie Kunlun protested loudly.

"That's right, this word game is unfair to Kunlun, let's change it." Xiao Chen laughed.

"Okay, then let's play Pian Hua Tou Ling?" Chaoyun fetched a wooden barrel carved from bamboo, with twenty-four Ling Chips stuck in it, with flower names and Ling Ci on them.

You don't need to use your brains for this one. The big guys take turns to draw, and whatever is drawn is what it is.

"Hahaha, this is the fun, I'll come first!" Tie Kunlun became happy now, he laughed and took out a token, and said loudly, "Listen up, everyone! This is Yang Hua Ling, just smile Shengchun, those who laugh at the banquet drink giant cups... What the hell!"

He himself is the one who laughs the most... When he saw Lingci, he couldn't laugh immediately, but the big guys all burst into laughter.