The Best Fake Eunuch

In fact, eggs, if you say they are meat, they must be meat, but if you want to say they are vegetarian, they are also considered vegetarian dishes. At least in many vegetarian banquets in Dazhou, there are actually boiled eggs.

But Nishimura Zhicun made such public accusations, and it was really difficult to deal with him.

"Huh? Eggs!" Xiao Chen drank a lot of wine and didn't eat much. He was hungry at the moment and was very happy to see the eggs. He snatched them from Xi Cun Zhicun's hands and peeled off the shells , delivered directly to the mouth.

Everyone was dumbfounded. Is this kid really hungry or is he trying to destroy the evidence?

It's useless if you eat this one, there are many more on the table, you can't eat them all, can you?

"Master Xiao, what are you doing?" Nishimura Zhicun didn't know what kind of magical operation Xiao Chen was doing.

"Here comes the wine!" Xiao Chen was in a hurry to eat the eggs, rolled his eyes so much that he choked, and shouted at Gong Shouli, "Who the hell, don't look at it, just say you, hey, come and pour wine for Grandpa!"

Gong Shouli's nose is crooked, are you really drunk or pretending to be drunk? If you are really drunk, do you dare to ask the emperor to pour wine for you?

Just pretending to be drunk and sloppy, trying to play tricks on my father-in-law!

Ignore you, pretend not to hear.

"Eunuch Gong, Gong Shouli, it's been a while since you haven't seen your ears! Is that jug in your hand a decoration? Bring it here quickly!" Xiao Chen simply named him this time.

What Gong Shouli held in his hand was the imperial wine that was exclusively for the emperor to drink, because there were too many people at the Lantern Festival today, and he was afraid that someone would poison the wine, so Li Wanjiang only drank the wine in the jug.

"Shouli, you can give him a cup of Royal Bar on my behalf." Li Wanjiang said with a smile, "He is drunk, so don't bother with him."

The emperor's speech in person was tantamount to giving Gong Shouli a step down.

He had no choice but to puff out his cheeks and hold the jug over to pour Xiao Chen a glass. Xiao Chen drank it in one gulp, then suddenly put his arms around Gong Shouli's head and kissed him hard on the face, and confessed to him solemnly, "Gong Shouli Father-in-law, I love you!"

Gong Shouli really couldn't laugh or cry, he couldn't laugh or cry, but the expression on his face was very wonderful.

Zhang Yaoer on the side couldn't help it anymore, and started giggling coquettishly. The big guy was holding back, but now Zhang Yaoer laughed, and everyone laughed along with him.

Even Li Wanjiang smiled, "This Xiao Chen is really drunk today."

"Mr. Nishimura, you're too young." Xiao Chen turned to Shicun Nishimura again, and shook his little finger in front of him, "The layout is too small, there are eggs in the table, it's just a small mistake of the chef, You are a distinguished guest, but why bother to say it in public?"

"Furthermore, who told you that the Buddha forbade monks to eat meat? Monks are allowed to eat meat, but they only eat the meat of the three clean meats. Do you know what the three clean meats are? First, don't kill yourself. You don't do it yourself. Kill, if you kill the meat you get, you can't eat it, if you eat it, it's a foul, offending countless people!"

The second is not to teach others to kill. If you want to eat meat, you must know that you must not commit suicide yourself. Others kill me to eat, but if I hear the cook's chickens and sheep whining temporarily, I can't eat the meat. If I eat it, I will violate the precepts and suffer immeasurable crimes. "

"Mencius said: 'No injury is the art of benevolence. Seeing an ox but not a sheep. A gentleman is like a beast. Seeing its life, he cannot bear to see it die. Hearing its sound, he cannot bear to eat its flesh. That is why a gentleman stays away from the kitchen. Also.' Xitian Buddha and Mencius are both saints, and the benevolence of saints is like this, but this is not known to Mr. Nishimura! So today I will teach you."

"The Buddha said that even meat can be eaten, not to mention the ignorant, lifeless and deathless eggs? Today, the young master drinks some wine and is happy, so he will not tire of teaching people. I will send you another gatha, which is really true,' The chaotic universe is a bag, and there is no skin, bone or hair, and now it is sent to the west, so that it will not be cut in the world!'”

This time it was Xi Cun Zhicun's turn to roll his eyes, he was choked by Xiao Chen's words, and also shocked by Xiao Chen's quick thinking, he couldn't say a word for a long time.

I just want to ask him a question, are you drunk after all?

"Lord Xiao, from the meaning of your words, it seems that you are very proficient in Confucianism, Buddhism and Taoism. You are not talented, and you know a thing or two. Today, you have to ask Master Xiao for a while." Nishimura Zhicun was deflated, and Kinoshita Yonggang stepped forward immediately.

"You are a small country in Dongying, but you only sit in a well and watch the sky. You can only be arrogant, and you dare to say that you know a thing or two about the three religions of Confucianism, Buddhism and Taoism? If you know a thing or two, I am afraid that I know a lot about it, sir? Well, since you want to ask for advice Me, I will teach you today, so that you guys who have never seen the world will be arrogant and shameful everywhere!"

Xiao Chen was very polite to them yesterday, because when they went to his home, they were his guests, and he wanted to make friends with them, so no matter what, he couldn't be rude to them.

But that's personal.

Today's Deng Yuan Hui Xiao Chen is not representing himself, but the majesty of Dazhou and even Huaxia. This is the public, so there is no need to talk about friendship with him, and there is no need to save him any face.

It can also be said that he drank too much... Didn't you see that even Gong Shouli kissed just now?

Kinoshita Yonggang blushed in anger at his words, but it was not easy to scold him in front of so many people, so he could only grit his teeth, clenched his fists, and raised his eyebrows vertical eyes.

You kid also said that we are arrogant, but you are the real arrogant!

Is arrogance alone useful? Today we are competing with real skills, don't look at how happy you are calling now, you will know how good I am later!

Ask him first, "Since you said that you are well-versed in the three religions, then let me ask you, who is Sakyamuni Buddha?"

There are many traps hidden in this sentence, no matter how Xiao Chen answers, Kinoshita Yonggang can refute him, because this is a topic discussed by the few of them, and they have already prepared quite well.

"Woman." But he never expected Xiao Chen to answer like this, which made him turn pale with shock and was caught off guard.

Not only Kinoshita Yonggang was stunned, but the big guy also sounded so fresh, what Xiao Chen said was not human!

Must be drunk.

Didn't he have to be so drunk to say such a thing?

Buddha is a woman?

Thanks for what you said!

"You said Shakyamuni Buddha was a woman? Why?" Kinoshita Yonggang had to ask him.

"I'm relying on you kid, you haven't even read the Buddhist classic "Diamond Sutra", right?" Xiao Chen expressed his shock, "The "Diamond Sutra" says 'sit while sitting', if the Buddha is not a woman, why bother?" Husband sits and then son sits?"

What Xiao Chen said was not wrong at all, but the meaning of the words inside was confused by him.

Kinoshita Yonggang was immediately stunned when he heard the words, Xicun Zhicun and others were immediately dumbfounded, Li Wanjiang was directly convinced, but Murong Danqiu and his group of girls couldn't help giggling coquettishly.

This Xiao Chen is so funny!

I feel that no matter when and where, as long as he is there, I will always be amusing.