The Best Fake Eunuch

"Sister Ouyang, please get in the car." Xiao Chen covered his face and smiled wryly. He originally wanted to take the warm sedan chair with her and renew the old relationship, but it seemed impossible, so he could follow on horseback.

"This Miss Ouyang is too much, isn't it?" Tie Kunlun felt very pitiful when he saw the back of the boss who was still covering his face on the horse.

"Oh, you don't know. Her temper is like this. She is being polite. Didn't you see how light the slap was?" Fu Yan sighed.

"You call this light? It's not Wan Chun, who are you?" Tie Kunlun was very angry.

Didn't you see that the boss's face is almost swollen, he has such a thick skin, it shows how heavy the slap is! "

"But yes, how can the boss see the emperor like this?" Fu Yan sighed again.

But when the Jinyi guards at the gate of the palace saw Mr. Xiao approaching from afar, they all rushed to greet him and greet him.

I heard that Mr. Xiao, you are sick, we brothers are really anxious!

It's just that you can't leave easily because of your responsibilities. You can only entrust a few brothers to visit your old man. Have you received our little intention?

But Mr. Xiao, you are blessed and equal to the sky, so this little ailment is definitely not a big deal, isn't this already a big recovery?

You can tell by looking at Mrs. Xiao with your red face...

Wait a minute.

Master Xiao's face was indeed flushed, but it wasn't all over the face, only half of it was red, what's the matter?

And this glamorous young lady looks unfamiliar, but she doesn't know that it belongs to you, Mr. Xiao...

"The concubine I just married!" Xiao Chen said angrily, "The sick are so fucking dying, why don't you find a woman to make me happy?"

oops! is not it?

No wonder this young lady looks so glamorous and charming, but she turns out to be our little sister-in-law?

This is too rude, let the brothers pay homage!

But Mr. Xiao, you are not mean enough. You didn't tell the brothers about such a big happy event. Why are you afraid that we will eat your wedding wine?

"Fart! Marrying a concubine and serving wine? Another day, if you get tired of looking at it, just drive out the door!" Xiao Chen said loudly.

That can't, that can't, Mr. Xiao, such a beautiful woman, can you bear it?

Oh... It seems that Mr. Xiao just had a quarrel with this Mrs. Ang, that's why his face is... so red.

Hehe, it seems that Mr. Xiao, you are not in vain, you are so romantic!

I heard that you went shopping at a kiln on Lantern Festival... huh? Could this girl be from Yihong Academy?

Of course eunuchs are not allowed to marry wives, but it is not uncommon to marry concubines. It is said that Gong Shouli has dozens of wives, and it is considered very restrained for Mr. Xiao to marry one.

If Ouyang Yunxiu's gaze could kill, Xiao Chen would have died at least a dozen times right now.

Although eyes can't kill, Xiao Chen can still feel a chill down his back...

Not everyone in the palace can sit in a sedan chair, Xiao Chen and Ouyang Yunxiu can only walk.

Xiao Chen walked in front with his head held high, Ouyang Yunxiu didn't know the way, so he could only follow behind step by step, not to mention he really looked like an angry little daughter-in-law...

"Xiao Chen?" Seeing that there was no one around, Ouyang Yunxiu softly called his name.

"What are you doing?" Xiao Chen was quite airy, mainly because he was angry.

"You're dead." Ouyang Yunxiu said through gritted teeth.

"People are mortal, and they are either lighter than a feather, or heavier than Mount Tai..." Xiao Chen said.

"Maybe the seven orifices bleed, the meridians are all broken, the limbs are broken, and the flesh is rotten!" Ouyang Yunxiu wanted him to die!

"You woman is really too cruel!" Xiao Chen said with a smile, "I will divorce you when I get back."

Xiao Chen is not dead yet, Ouyang Yunxiu is about to be pissed off by him.

If he hadn't promised that he would take Duanmu Nanqiao out of the palace, she would have slapped him to death now!

Xiao Chen came at the right time, Li Wanjiang went to Qianqing Palace to meet foreign ministers, so there is no need to delay at his place, anyway, just come by yourself.

Going straight to the harem, all the way was unimpeded, and Ouyang Yunxiu, who was following behind, couldn't help but secretly surprised, this kid is really ordinary in the palace.

But Murong Danqiu was really surprised to see the redness and swelling on Xiao Chen's face, my dear little man, are you swollen?

Who beat you like this!

Xiao Chen felt useless and didn't bother to explain, don't ask, it's useless to tell you.

"Is it the emperor?" Of course Murong Danqiu wanted to ask.

"No, it's a woman. I'll explain to you later. I'm still busy. I just want to make a point when I come to see you." Xiao Chen couldn't explain clearly in a few words. Ouyang Yunxiu was still waiting outside. Don't want to delay too much.

"You're hiding everything from me now!" Murong Danqiu was angry and helpless, watching Xiao Chen leave quickly, stomping his feet aggrieved.

In Bixiao Palace, Duanmu Nanqiao had just woken up from a nap, when he heard that Xiao Chen was coming, he rushed out to greet him before he even had time to dress up.

Seeing Ouyang Yunxiu was startled, but seeing Xiao Chen was startled, "What's wrong with your face?"

"She was beaten." Xiao Chen sat down, stretched out his finger and pointed at Ouyang Yun's sleeve.

"Why did you beat him?" Duanmu Nanqiao looked at Ouyang Yunxiu and said calmly, "Who are you?"

"He's rude to me, of course I'm going to beat him, and I'm going to kill him." Ouyang Yunxiu said coldly.

"She is Ouyang Yunxiu, the eldest lady of the Ouyang family, she is here to kill you, you should prepare." Xiao Chen said.

"Oh, the eldest lady of the Ouyang family, no wonder she has such a temper." Duanmu Nanqiao glared at Ouyang Yunxiu, walked slowly into the inner room, and came out after a while holding a small jar of safflower oil.

"I'll help you apply the medicine, don't move around." Take out a ball of cotton, dip it in safflower oil, and gently rub it on Xiao Chen's face.

"Does it hurt?" Seeing Xiao Chen grinning, Duanmu Nanqiao felt distressed.

"Hey, lie down quickly, I'm going to kill you now!" Ouyang Yunxiu said.

"You wait first." Duanmu Nanqiao didn't even look at her.

"Nan Qiao, this little injury is fine, you'd better lie down and let Miss Ouyang do it for you." Xiao Chen wanted to get up.

"Don't move, let her wait." Duanmu Nanqiao held him down, continued to apply the medicine for him slowly, and pouted his mouth and blew gently on his face...

What's interesting is that Ouyang Yunxiu just snorted and didn't urge him any more.

After finally finishing it, I brushed the long hair hanging from my forehead, and said to Ouyang Yun, "Please help me make it look better."

"Hmph, what's so interesting about dead people?" Ouyang Yunxiu sneered.

"Then I won't die!" Duanmu Nanqiao even lost his temper.

"Oh, Nan Qiao, you look good alive and dead, just lie down and let her do it." Xiao Chen dragged her to the bed and lay down.

"Then you are not allowed to look at me!" Duanmu Nanqiao said softly.

"Don't look at it, don't look at it." Xiao Chen agreed without hesitation.

When he turned around and saw Ouyang Yun holding a big blood-red spider in his sleeves, he was almost startled!

Xiao Chentian is not afraid of anything, not even mice, but what he fears the most in his life is spiders!

In an instant, the legs are weak...