The Best Fake Eunuch

"Then why didn't you say it directly?" Xiao Chen became even angrier after seeing it clearly.

"Why should I tell you, who do you think you are?" Ouyang Yunxiu asked.

"I, I, I... how can I be considered your brother-in-law?" Xiao Chen was so angry that he couldn't choose what to say.

"You are really shameless." Ouyang Yunxiu said angrily.

"You may not believe me when I say it, but I'm really not as shameless as you think. Let's not hold back, calm down, and be reasonable, okay?" Xiao Chen took a deep breath to calm himself down first.

"The reason is that you are rude to me." Ouyang Yunxiu said.

"I touched your hand, it was a misunderstanding, because I didn't know you were two people, whoever doesn't know is not guilty, right? I said you are my concubine, that's to fool those Jin Yiwei, besides, it's just a joke... ...You were the one who slapped me first, have you forgotten?" Xiao Chen tried to reason with her.

"It's useless to say anything." Ouyang Yunxiu said, "In short, you must be punished."

It turned out that she was totally unreasonable.

"Don't force me to be proud!" Xiao Chen was really angry this time.

Xiao Chen was very angry, and the consequences were serious.

"What can you do to me?" Ouyang Yunxiu flicked his fingers, indicating that you are now under my complete control, and any resistance is futile.

"You're cruel!" Xiao Chen said.

Back home, they entered the yard, the two got out of the sedan chair one after the other, Ling'er heard the movement and rushed out, curious to find out what happened?

"It's going well." Xiao Chen said with a dark face.

"Brother, are you still in pain?" Ling'er stretched out her small hand to gently stroke Xiao Chen's cheek.

"Take it away quickly, the paws are cold!" Xiao Chen squeezed her little hand, writing and drawing quickly on her palm with his fingers.

The surprise in Linger's eyes flashed away, and she said crisply, "Brother, are you hungry? Lunch is ready for you, and you will eat with sister Ouyang later, and I will make them hot."

As he spoke, he turned and ran away.

"Don't eat high, I have no appetite!" Xiao Chen yelled loudly at Ling'er's back.

"Boss, if you don't want to eat, Miss Ouyang wants to eat too. It's cold outside, come in quickly." Fu Yanying came out and said.

"That's right, let's have a drink with Miss Ouyang later, have you prepared a room for Miss Ouyang? Let her go and have a rest first..." Xiao Chen felt his throat tighten before he finished speaking. , hurriedly changed his words, "If it's not appropriate, it's better to come to my room first."

Seeing that Fu Yantie and Kunlun were about to follow in, he hurriedly said, "Let me chat with Miss Ouyang first, and bring it over when the meal is ready."

"Does your eldest lady want to live in my house for seven days? Then you are not afraid of ruining your reputation?" Xiao Chen said coldly after entering the house, reminding her that it is inappropriate to do so!

"No, aren't you a eunuch?" Ouyang Yunxiu said.

Xiao Chen immediately shut up.

"Just keep pretending to be sick for the next seven days, don't see anyone, don't let them in, just let your little maid bring in the food." Ouyang Yunxiu said.

"Okay, it's all up to you!" Xiao Chen gave in, "I won't go to Nan Qiao's funeral either...By the way, will it be difficult for her to wake up after seven days? Don't you need to resurrect the dead body or something?"

"No, after seven days, my Scarlet Blood Sky Spider will crawl out by itself, and the effect of the reassuring pill will be lost, and she will wake up naturally at that time." Ouyang Yunxiu said.

"Then I'm relieved." Xiao Chen suddenly yelled out again, "Ling'er, is the meal ready? Hurry up, the lady is hungry!"

"Come on, come on." Ling'er outside the door agreed crisply.

Suddenly there was a muffled bang, the two doors were kicked open, and a shadow rushed to Ouyang Yunxiu like lightning, and without any explanation, his fingers flew, sealing all the acupuncture points in Ouyang Yunxiu's body.

Immediately afterwards, another tall figure with a porcelain basin in his hand galloped over, and without any explanation, he poured the contents of the basin onto Ouyang Yunxiu's head and face!

Then came Xiao Ye with a murderous look, and Fu Yan with a dark complexion.

The one who tapped Ouyang Yunxiu's acupoints was naturally Duan Ling'er, because in the whole world, she is the only one who is so proficient in Qinggong.

The tall figure is naturally Tie Kunlun, his lightness kung fu is not as good as Duan Linger's, but it is also superb, and the porcelain basin in his hand is filled with black dog's blood!

The last time Xiao Chen heard Chen Ming say that boar blood and black dog blood could suppress various spells, he got distracted. After he came back, he ordered his family to raise a few black dogs in case of emergencies. Forget about pigs, the smell is too strong... …

He wrote on Duan Linger's palm just now, which is what he ordered her to do.

Linger is so clever, she understands it in a calm manner.

Ouyang Yunxiu's acupoints were blocked, his head was bloody, he couldn't move, he couldn't cast spells, he could only watch Xiao Chen untie the spider web, and laugh wildly triumphantly.

"Boss, how did it happen?" Fu Yan grinned sadly.

"Speaking of it, it makes me mad!" Xiao Chen's smile wasn't really a smile at all, but a smile back from anger, okay?

She slapped me in the face, oh, in public, you all saw it, and it's still red now!

I put up with it.

In the palace, she tied me with spider silk, which made me eat shit like a dog, hit my head on the ground, and do somersaults, and I can bear it.

But she wants to stuff the spider into my stomach to drink my blood and eat my flesh, which is intolerable!

If I, Xiao Chen, don't show off my power, does she really think I'm easy to bully?

Get out of the way, I'll slap her first!

Xiao Chen is really angry.

But even though the hand was raised high and the momentum was fierce, he didn't hit it in the end, not because he couldn't bear it, but because he was really embarrassed to hit a woman in the face.

"Take off her clothes, I'm going to spank her!" Spanking is no problem, it's enough to relieve hatred.

"Hey, hey, don't really take it off, Boss, calm down and speak slowly if you have something to say, maybe it's just a misunderstanding." Fu Yan hurriedly stopped Ling'er, who always had a mission for his brother, and Pulled Xiao Chen to the side to sit down, and persuaded him with kind words.

"It really pissed me off, let me tell you!" Xiao Chen scared me to death when he wanted to say it, "By the way, you guys, be careful, she has poisonous spiders on her body!"

"It's not a poisonous spider, it's a red blood sky spider." Fu Yan said hastily.

"More poisonous than poisonous spiders!" Xiao Chen said loudly, "Isn't it poisonous to eat human flesh and drink human blood? It's as vicious as their masters!"

"Boss, did you make a mistake? How could the Scarlet Blood Sky Spider of the Ouyang family drink human blood and eat human flesh? It only eats the nectar of frost and dew on Zhongnan Mountain." Fu Yan said in amazement.

"She said it herself!" Xiao Chen pointed at Ouyang Wenxiu and said.

"She was joking with you, Boss." Fu Yan laughed.

"Is there such a joke?" Xiao Chen said angrily, "You don't have to pay for scaring people to death? Also, you know, she is not Ouyang Yunxiu, but Ouyang Yunxiu! They are twin sisters, they are not alone at all!"

"Ahem, I know." Fu Yan said.

"You know...you know?" Xiao Chen's eyes widened.

Do you Wanchun know that she is Ouyang Yunxiu and not Ouyang Yunxiu?

Then why didn't you tell me!