The Best Fake Eunuch

"So you are..." The eldest grandson Shen Yan's expression changed instantly.

"We yin and yang people, Qian Duan Kun Ni, yin and yang have the same body, he is not dead, and I am not alive." Xiao Chen and Zhu Yuanqi shouted in unison, "Spin dry and turn Kun!"

"Oh... so you are really that person." The eldest grandson sighed deeply, and gave up resistance directly. The five dragons stretched out their sharp claws together, and pressed his limbs firmly on the ground.

"This knife was made by the Ouyang family, I will use it to kill you again!" Xiao Chen pulled out the treasured knife from his waist, and chopped off the head of his eldest grandson Shen Yan with one blow!

A puff of black smoke billowed from his cavity, covering the sky and the moon, and a gust of sea breeze blew by, together with his head and body, as well as the yin spell on Ouyang Yunxiu's back, all disappeared without a trace.

"Ah!" Ouyang Yunxiu screamed full of joy, the condensed frost on her body disappeared instantly, and her hands and feet were free again.

He dashed towards Xiao Chen, but all of a sudden he missed it!

In the blink of an eye, the two returned to the bed, still tightly embracing each other...

"Damn it, it's really dangerous!" Xiao Chen's whole body was drenched in cold sweat!

"Don't say such foul language!" Ouyang Yunxiu stretched out her finger and pressed his lips.

"Are you serious? Are you telling me this at this time?" Xiao Chen's eyes widened.

"Thank you, my destined person." Ouyang Yunxiu giggled.

"Wow, it seems like this is the first time I've seen you smile, you look so pretty when you smile." Xiao Chen said.

"Doesn't it look good if I don't smile?" Ouyang Wenxiu said angrily.

"It's also pretty, but it's just too fierce." Xiao Chen said.

"You are so fierce, just now you..." Ouyang Yunxiu blushed as she spoke, buried her head deeply in Xiao Chen's arms, and twisted her body to act coquettishly.

Everything seems so unreal.

"Shall we go take a bath?" Xiao Chen said softly.

"No, I can't move, and you don't move either, just hug me like this." Ouyang Yunxiu shook her head repeatedly in his arms.

"Master Ciyun is still worried, let's tell her the good news and let her be happy for you." Xiao Chen said.

"Ah! I don't want it, I don't have the face to see her, and I don't have the face to face anyone!" Only then did Ouyang Yunxiu gradually realize the seriousness of this matter.

It may be more serious than when she lifted the Yin spell on her body!

"Others don't see, Master Ciyun always wants to see, she wants to ask her old man to help you see if this yin spell has been completely removed?" Xiao Chen was worried about this.

"I think it's all right. Is your hand hot when you touch it? I haven't warmed my hand since I was a child...Hey, don't touch it randomly, cluck..."

The two embraced and took a shower, got dressed, combed their hair, checked each other and thought they should be able to meet people, and then walked out the door hand in hand.

"Wait..." Ouyang Yunxiu suddenly thought of something, pulled Xiao Chen back into the room, pointed to the bed sheet and whispered, "You burn it with your flame palm."

"What are you doing?" Xiao Chen was stunned.

"What do you think? It's all a good thing you did!" Ouyang Yunxiu said angrily.

"Uh...hehe." Xiao Chen smiled shamelessly.

"Amitabha, Buddha bless you!" Master Ciyun immediately recited the Buddha's name when he saw Ouyang Yunxiu's expression, all the wrinkles on his face smiled.

"Thank you, Master." Ouyang Yunxiu lowered her pink neck, not daring to raise her head.

"Why are you thanking me?" Master Ciyun laughed heartily, "You should thank Xiao Chen!"

"You're welcome!" Xiao Chen said loudly, "We're all from our own family, why are you being polite?"

"So you are the person that expert said." Master Ciyun looked at Xiao Chen again, as if she had just met him.

"Which person?" Xiao Chen asked, "Who is that tall man?"

"Senior Zhang Jiu." Master Ciyun said, "The old man said that within a hundred years, there will be a person with a good and perfect personality, but it turns out to be you."

"The old man is really a fairy?" By now, Xiao Chen had no choice but to believe that Zhang Jiuzhi was a fairy.

Not a full god, but also a half immortal.

"Why do you recognize him?" Master Ciyun asked too hastily.

"I know it, I just had a drink with him two days ago, that old man is an alcoholic!" Xiao Chen said.

"Ah? The old man is now in Fengyang City?" Master Ciyun was sitting cross-legged, but when she heard this, she jumped off the couch.

"It's not in the city, it's in the imperial tomb. He's the tomb guard." Xiao Chen thought to himself, Master, do you want to be so excited?

"Huangling... oh, so it turns out that the old man is helping Li Wanjiang guard the dragon's veins, let's go see him right away!" Master Ciyun pulled Xiao Chen and walked out.

"Master, how are we going in the middle of the night? Let's go early tomorrow morning, okay?" Xiao Chen feels very tired now, and he doesn't want to take a step.

"Well, it's true, the old man may be drunk at the moment, so let's wait outside his door and see you again at dawn!" Master Ciyun couldn't wait.

"Oh... well then, I'll ask them to prepare the horses." Xiao Chen had no choice but to agree.

"What kind of horses are you preparing, let's go!" After saying that, he pulled Xiao Chen and rushed out of the door, tiptoeing directly to the roof, and had already passed over a dozen houses after a few ups and downs.

Xiao Chen is not considered fat, but he is not thin either, he probably weighs one hundred and forty catties, but Master Ciyun holds him like nothing in one hand.

Ouyang Yunxiu's lightness kung fu is also very powerful, and he didn't fall behind the two of them, but it was quite funny to see Xiao Chen being held by the neck like a chicken like a chick, and couldn't help but laugh out loud. sound.

"What are you laughing at?" Xiao Chen turned his head and stared at her, "My lightness kung fu is really good too! I'm just lazy to tell you."

In fact, he really doesn't know how to do light work. Right now, he feels the wind blowing in his ears, and the scenery around him is retreating rapidly. It's true that he's a little dizzy...

Master Ciyun leaped over the tens of feet high city wall, and after leaving the city, she was able to flatten the river, and she even used her lightness kung fu to the extreme, running like lightning!

No wonder Ling'er's lightness kung fu is so good, as expected, a famous teacher produces a great apprentice.

Xiao Chen was still worried that Ouyang Yunxiu would not be able to keep up, so when he looked back, he saw that she was following behind at a leisurely pace, with fluttering clothes, like a fairy descending to the mortal world, stepping on the snow without a trace, walking gently on the waves.

It looks so lovely.

Reaching out to touch his lips, he quietly blew her a kiss.

Ouyang Yunxiu smiled sweetly, her face flushed and her manners were full.

Not long after arriving at the imperial mausoleum, under Xiao Chen's guidance, he went to the thatched hut where Zhang Jiuzhi lived.

"Let's just wait here, and we'll visit his old man at dawn." Master Ciyun's face was flushed, not because she was tired, but because she was excited.

Xiao Chen didn't think so.

"It's too cold outside, and this unlucky place is gloomy. Don't we freeze to death until dawn? Let me see if the old man is awake? The old man feels light, maybe he hasn't slept yet." Xiao Chenke Don't want to wait here.

Regardless of Master Ciyun's obstruction, he ran over and swung his fist and smashed it violently.

It's not impolite, it's because I'm afraid the old man won't hear you knocking on the door lightly.

Who knows if he's drunk again?