The Best Fake Eunuch

"Oh, Linger, that's a good idea!" Fu Yan clapped his hands and praised, "That's how it is done!"

"It's not good, is it?" Baili Qingyun frowned, feeling inappropriate.

"Tch, what's wrong? Our buddies have already snatched concubines from the palace, so what's the point of snatching a few girls in a brothel?" Tie Kunlun said.

"There is only one question." Fu Yan said, "How is Baili's swordsmanship?"

This is knowingly asking.

"Swordsmanship? It's not bad." Baili said it was not bad, meaning that my swordsmanship must be far superior to all of you.

"Can you beat Xiaoxiang Yu?" Tie Kunlun asked.

"Xiaoxiang... jade?" Baili was taken aback, which Xiaoxiang jade?

There is only one Xiaoxiang Jade he knows, and that is the master of the Xiaoxiang Sword Sect among the Four Great Sword Sects.

"Stop teasing him." Xiao Chen said, "You have to make him crazy later!"

After the big guys told him what happened just now, Baili Qingyun was stunned.

Mumbling to himself, turning over and over again is just one sentence, how is this possible?

Nishimura Zhicun and the others were about to set off to go back, and the four of them personally came to bid farewell to Xiao Chen. This time their attitudes were different from before. polite.

Xiao Chen had completely convinced them at the Lantern Festival.

People in Dongying are hard-working and not soft-tempered. If you want them to be convinced, you can't treat them with courtesy. You have to overpower them so that they will respect you, submit to you, and learn from you.

After a few pleasantries, they said goodbye, and invited Xiao Chen to sit in their guest house. If you have time, Mr. Xiao...

After they left, Xiao Chen immediately ordered someone to prepare some gifts, and personally took Fu Yantie and Kunlun to the Siyi Hall to pay homage.

According to Chinese etiquette, if someone with similar status to you comes to visit, you must return to worship in the shortest possible time.

It may sound superfluous, but that's ancient etiquette.

This is what the so-called "come but not reciprocate" is indecent.

Although Xicun Zhicun and the others visited last time, it was at night, so Xiao Chen couldn't return the visit. In the final analysis, the little devils in Japan are not polite, and they don't know you well, so they shouldn't visit people at night.

Seeing Xiao Chen coming with a cart full of presents, Zhicun and the others in Xicun were flattered and ecstatic.

Hurry up and order someone to prepare a banquet. Today, no matter what, we must stay with Mr. Xiao for a light meal, and treat it as an adult who sees us off. You must not refuse.

Xiao Chen generously agreed, and took the initiative to take off his coat, firstly to show that he didn't see anyone, and secondly to mean that he was going to have a big drink.

The young master is in good condition today, I will measure you.

Compared with Huaxia's food, Dongying people's food is really nothing to mention, even if they are entertaining a big guest like Xiao Chen, they can't bring out any good things, nothing more than dorayaki, smoked salmon, tempura, grilled Quail is a food similar to a snack appetizer.

The wine was still the green wine they brought themselves, it was clear and tasteless, and one sip could make a bird fade away.

But there is one thing that Xiao Chen has never seen before, what are the soft yellow things like lanterns worn on a small wooden stick?

"Oh, this is our traditional delicacy, it's called burning birds and lanterns." Nishimura Zhicun hastily explained.

"What lamp?" Xiao Chen was puzzled.

"It's the unripe eggs in the chicken's belly! Because it looks like a lantern, it's called a lantern. It tastes very good. Please taste it anyway, Mr. Xiao." Nako Kudo explained clearly, that is Eggs that haven't been formed yet.

"It's just killing the chicken to get the eggs, it's not bad." Only then did Xiao Chen understand, what the fuck did he say about the lantern, isn't it just bullshit?

It's just that he is really not used to drinking this sake, so he asked someone to take two jars of the Shanzuo Fen liquor he brought!

This is a serious shochu, with a temperature of more than 60 degrees, so it's only strong when you drink it!

"Oh, it's really good wine!" Nishimura Zhicun drank it in one sip.

"It's done, it's done!" Xiao Chen drank it all in one gulp, and showed them the bottom of the cup, "We are drinking, not raising fish! Don't say anything, drink three cups first!"

Xiao Chen turned his back on the guests, and persuaded them to drink aggressively, and they had no choice but to obey. After three glasses of wine, they all grinned, their faces were flushed, and it was hot.

"Master Xiao is really a good drinker." After drinking three glasses of wine, Kudo Nako's face was like a peach blossom, but she was even more beautiful, and she smiled at Xiao Chen, "But I seem to be a little drunk, so I won't drink it ? I'll pour wine for you, little man, okay?"

"Not good." Taking the opportunity of holding the wine glass, Xiao Chen held her soft and boneless little hand, and stroked it lightly, the hand felt quite slippery.

"Oh, Mr. Xiao, you are really... Well, I will risk my life to accompany Junzi today!" Kudo Nako laughed.

"You are such a beautiful woman, how could I be willing to take your life?" Xiao Chen covered his face with wine, and teased, "Then you might as well take my life."

"Hehehe, Mr. Xiao, you can really talk, but I am ugly, but we really have many beauties in Dongpu. If you are willing to visit us, Mr. Xiao, they will definitely be willing to accompany you... ...drinking." Kudo Nako was very generous, and her smile became brighter and brighter.

"That's a must!" Xiao Chen knew that the formal conversation had already begun.

"I don't know when Lord Xiao will go back to Yanyun County?" Xi Cun Zhicun asked casually.

"Sigh... I don't know yet, the situation in Yanyun County is very complicated, I can't decide on some things, the emperor is also considering it." Xiao Chen sighed, looking very worried.

"That's right." Nishimura Zhicun nodded, "Master Xiao, I heard that there is now a mutual market in your place, and a lot of furs have come in from northern Xinjiang. We are actually short of these things in Dongpu, although we There is no trade relationship between them, but is it okay if I buy a little in the name of a personal friend?"

"Uh..." Xiao Chen pretended to hesitate, and suddenly slammed the table, "Of course this is not allowed... But if Mr. Nishimura drinks three glasses of wine in a row, then I will think about it."

"Haha, I knew you, Mr. Xiao, are responsible!" Nishimura Zhicun was overjoyed, and sure enough, he drank three glasses in a row.

"But if it's coal, is it okay?" Kinoshita Yonggang suddenly asked.

"Coal? What coal? No?" Xiao Chen said in his heart, these little devils are really awesome in their intelligence work, they even know that our Yanbei Prefecture produces coal?

Grandpa, I just found out.

Hmm, they must have sent someone to investigate before.

"If there is, is it okay?" Xiachuan Shenmu said immediately.

"Oh... this is really not allowed." Xiao Chen sighed, and asked himself, "Why? Because the Shunfeng Port is in the hands of the Ross people. As far as I know, the relationship between your two countries It's very tense, so I don't think they'll ever allow me to sell you coal, even if I wanted to."

Xiao Chen's words were full of helplessness.