The Best Fake Eunuch

"Brothers, go and see the imperial physicians when you turn around, and then you can mention my name." Seeing that Gong Shouli ignored him, Xiao Chen teased the four sedan chair bearers again.

The four little eunuchs ignored him at first, but they were curious about what he said, why did we go to the imperial doctor without getting beaten?

"You four boys beat Eunuch Gong so badly, he will definitely beat you when he turns around, if he doesn't, the person in charge of rituals will have to beat him too." Xiao Chen laughed.

Damn it, isn't it!

"Alas... Even my lord can't intercede for you, I can only reward you some money, who made me love you." Xiao Chen wanted to reward people when he was happy, no matter what the situation was.

Laughing all the way to the Hall of Qinzheng, when he heard that Xiao Chen came, Li Wanjiang met him immediately, and waited for him to bow three times and kowtow nine times before he died.

Xiao Chen got up and looked up, but saw a big fat man standing in the hall?

This fat man is about twenty-seven or eight years old, with thick eyebrows, small eyes, flat nose, and a pair of big ears that seem to hang down to his shoulders. He is covering his belly with both hands as if he is afraid that the contents of his stomach will fall to the ground...

He was wearing a third-rank official uniform embroidered with pines and cypresses, and he was wearing a formal double-winged crown, but the crown was small and the head was big. It looked so uncoordinated, and it felt like it would fall off at any time.

The third-rank official uniform he wears is regulated by the director of the Supreme Hospital, but Xiao Chen doesn't recognize him either, who is this?

"Xiao Chen, let me introduce you. This is Shangguan Qiji, a disciple of the Shangguan family. Shangguan, this is Xiao Chen." Li Wanjiang laughed.

"Oh, I've heard about Mr. Xiao's name for a long time. As the saying goes, it's better to meet him than to be famous. Mr. Xiao is really dignified and extraordinary in appearance. He is indeed a dragon and phoenix among men and a leader among eunuchs!" Shangguan Qiji's big fat man followed enthusiastically. Xiao Chen greeted him, opened his mouth wide, and smiled like a Maitreya Buddha.

Xiao Chen, however, tightened his chrysanthemum, thinking that something is going to get worse!

The disciples of Shangguan's family are all genius doctors. Li Wanjiang is afraid that he is still worried about his 'illness' after finding this Shangguan Qiji!

By pretending to be sick, he can hide the truth from those imperial physicians, but he certainly can't hide it from the eyes of Shangguan's disciples. This guy came suddenly, Xiao Chen didn't get any news, and he didn't have any mental preparations.

I was terrified in my heart, but my face remained calm, and said with a chuckle, "Don't dare, the younger brother of the Shangguan family is the one who has admired him for a long time. Brother Shangguan, you are also handsome, this handsome and handsome... the younger brother has never I have never seen such a handsome fat man."

"Thanks for the prize! The big guys say the same thing." Shangguan Qiji smiled, "But good-looking skins are all the same, and interesting souls are the one in a million. I think Eunuch Xiao is just in case."

The fucking fat man speaks rudely, I'm afraid that the person who comes will not be kind.

"Xiao Chen, please sit down and let Shangguan help you take a look at it. I worry about you day and night because of your stubborn illness. Fortunately, Shangguan is here. I think I can cure you anyway." Li Wanjiang said.

Xiao Chen said in his heart that it doesn't matter whether he can cure my illness, the important thing is that he can definitely kill me!

He spoke submissively and thanked the emperor, but his mind was running fast, thinking about how to justify himself once his pretending to be sick was found out?

Rao was smart and quick enough to react, but in this unprepared situation, he couldn't think of a countermeasure for a while.

Shangguan Qiji asked him to sit beside him, and first looked at his face with malicious intentions, looking, hearing and asking, this is looking.

The staring Xiao Chen really wanted to spit shit on him face to face!

"Eunuch Xiao is in the prime of his life, young and strong, with a ruddy complexion and long breathing. How can there be any incurable disease? There is no reason..." Shangguan Qiji laughed, "Could it be that you are pretending, Eunuch Xiao ?”

Make Xiao Chen's chrysanthemum tight.

"Joke, joke, I'm joking, Eunuch Xiao don't need to be nervous, but yes, if you pretend to be sick in front of the emperor, and make the emperor worry about it, then it is a crime of beheading, Eunuch Xiao You are a smart person, you shouldn't be like this." Shangguan Qiji said again.

Xiao Chen really wanted to use his flame palm to slap him to death!

But Shangguan Qiji's carrot-like fingers pinched the pulse door. This guy has strong hands and probably knows martial arts. If he pinches the pulse door, he might not even be able to use the flame palm.

"The pulse condition is smooth, sonorous and powerful, the stomach meridian is normal, the lung meridian is clear, the spleen meridian is unobstructed, and the kidney meridian is strong... Tsk tsk tsk, although Mr. Xiao has a crippled body, it is really unexpected that he has a good waist, isn't it? Eunuch Xiao, you, the eunuch, are also pretending? Hahaha..." Shangguan Qiji laughed so frighteningly.

Xiao Chen's chrysanthemum is also three tight.

I said in my heart, damn it, this time it might really be too much!

This guy's medical skills are really amazing, can he be diagnosed as a fake eunuch just by taking a pulse?

Although the crime of pretending to be sick is not small, it will not lead to death, but once the fake eunuch is exposed, it is really sure to die!

With a thought, a burst of true energy rushed to the Cunguan pulse gate, and if it couldn't be done, he would really kill this fat man first.

"Oh, my dear mother!" Shangguan Qiji's fingers were bounced by Xiao Chen's powerful qi, and he screamed strangely, like howling a wolf.

"What?" Li Wanjiang asked in a deep voice.

"Oh... Your Majesty, Xiao Gonggong's other pulse conditions are also fine, but this heart pulse... is also seriously damaged, and it is still damaged in the terminal stage. As the so-called terminal disease, medicine and stones cannot be attacked, and acupuncture cannot reach it. If the medicine doesn't arrive, it's nothing to worry about!" Shangguan Qiji sighed, "Even the minister is helpless."

Ok? Xiao Chen was really surprised and delighted when he heard the words.

The first thought that flashed through my head was that you fat bastard are a liar! You are not a disciple of the Shangguan family, are you? Look at your virtue is not like that! Doesn't have the demeanor of a child of an aristocratic family at all...

You can talk nonsense to fool people, the young master will be scared to death by you, you know!

But after thinking about it, it is unlikely that he is a liar.

What liar can fool the shrewd Li Wanjiang?

So he was afraid that he was really a disciple of the Shangguan family, but why did he help himself hide it?

Damn it, could it be that he is really dying of illness? can't you?

"Oh..." Li Wanjiang felt very disappointed, "If it is God's will, then there is really nothing to do, Shangguan, are you really helpless?"

"No more, let alone a minister, even Lord Yao is powerless here." Shangguan Qiji shook his head again and again, "This disease is also a disease of retribution, I am afraid that Eunuch Xiao has done a lot of it secretly. The bad things in the heart, so that the sky is angry and the people complain, and the accumulation of resentment becomes a heart disease..."

Xiao Chen said in his heart that you fart! Lao Tzu has never done anything bad, and you are guilty of saying this.

"Even so, the disciples of your Shangguan family must have some kind of elixir, which can help my Aiqing survive for a few more years?" Li Wanjiang said.

These are words of love for Aiqing, but the real meaning is that this person is still useful to me, let him live for two more years and work hard for me.

It's never too late to die.