The Best Fake Eunuch

"Lord Xiao, you are embarrassing the lower officials!" Xu Haiming started talking to Xiao Chen in an official tone.

"Xu Haiming, I'm still busy, I don't have time to talk nonsense with you!" Xiao Chen said, "You know that the battle in Yanyun County is about to start, how many things will they need to do by then, if they don't have a formal identity , when they run errands, they will tie their hands and feet, won't this delay the big event!"

"Hehe, your Yanyun County is a big deal, isn't the court's regulations a trivial matter? This is the Ministry of Officials, but it's not your Governor's Mansion in Yanyun County. I don't need you to teach me how to do things as a subordinate official! You are busy. , I'm still busy, so that's it, you go back and wait for the letter..." Xu Haiming even issued an order to evict Xiao Chen.

"What the hell are you driving me away? If you don't let me handle this matter, I won't go away! What's wrong with your bureaucracy? Can't accommodate me anymore? My ass is worse than your bureaucrat's!" Hit me and tell you!" Xiao Chen went into a rage on the spot.

"Xiao Chen, whose father are you?" Xu Haiming blushed from being scolded by him, and turned into anger from embarrassment, he also attacked the case.

"It's your old man, what's the matter? I'm condescending to say it's your old man!" Since Xiao Chen dared to say it, he dared to admit it.

"Aren't you a kid from the Ministry of Rites before? Is it true that you even recognized Gong Shouli as your godfather in order to gain a higher position? Gong Shouli is your godfather, but he is my godson. Let's talk about it like this You don't have to call me grandpa!" Xiao Chen still has reason.

How did he know? Do you still remember the little ledger that Chen Ming showed him?

You gang of grandsons are hiding all the black material in my stomach, and you will reveal it all if it makes me unhappy.

In front of the emperor yesterday, I didn't want to argue with you, a small character, why? You old man, I don't show my power, but you really treat me as a grandson!

"You, you, you... You actually insulted the court officials, are you crazy?" Xu Haiming was surprised, guilty, and angry, and couldn't even speak clearly.

He dared to fight Xiao Chen, he never died!

Besides, isn't Xiao Chen just a lunatic?

At the beginning, he was angry with Ma Wuming, scolded Chen Wenqi, Ma stepped into the military department, stunned Lu Jing, swept Gong Shouli's lair, and directly led his troops into Jinyiwei Metropolitan Governor's Mansion to ask Zhu Xiaochuan for his account!

Belonging is a fighter among madmen.

You are a fart official of the imperial court, a mere third-rank servant, or a right servant, how dare you play temper with me?

Today I will treat you up and down.

It's light to scold you, I'll beat you up in a hurry!

Xiao Chen and Xu Haiming slapped the table and stared at each other, cursing foul words, the commotion was exceptional, and the officials outside were grinning.

Ordinarily, when the boss was insulted, they should rush in to help, but the one who cursed was Master Xiao Chenxiao!

We really can't afford to offend this master.

If it is because our lord servant doesn't understand the truth, you can do whatever Xiao Chen wants to do for him!

Okay, why are you messing with him?

This master has a temper that takes the soft but not the hard, but you fight hard with him... Are you fucking tough with him?

When he was at a loss, Wang Anbang came back and frowned when he heard the noise inside.

Who is making noise inside? How decent!

This is the official department, what the hell is it a vegetable market?

What are you guys still doing here? Hurry up and take down that troublemaker for me, beat him fifty boards and send him to the Ministry of Punishment!

who? Master Xiao Chenxiao?

Oh, forget it for now, I'll go in and see what's going on...

As soon as he entered the door and saw Xu Haiming trembling all over, his face pale, and Xiao Chen bristling with anger, his brows and eyes raised, he couldn't help sighing.

Also roughly understand what's going on.

"Brother Xiao, you came to smash my official office so early in the morning?" You have to smile.

"Hey, how dare I! The threshold of your official department is so much higher than the emperor's Qinzheng Palace. When I came in, I had a big somersault. My face fell to the ground and was smashed. If you don't get up, you won't be able to get out!" Xiao Chen said angrily.

"Hai Ming, what's the matter? You made Mr. Xiao angry so early in the morning?" Wang Anbang didn't understand what he was saying, so he could only take a detour from Xu Haiming.

As expected, this person came to appoint a secretary.

"Liu Congshu, the appointment of Wen Chengxu and Wen Chengxu has been approved by the emperor, why not give the documents? Immediately! Give the magistrate's appointment documents first. The current situation in Yanyun County is very special, and our officials must also specialize. It's a special matter, and we'll just make up the procedures for the examination and inspection later." It was Wang Anbang who understood the reason.

"But the appointment of other state officials should not be taken lightly. The fourth-rank and fifth-rank official positions are not trivial. They must be carefully selected. Brother Xiao, brother, I understand your difficulties, and you have to be considerate of your level, brother and me. Is it difficult?" Wang Anbang is so tactful.

"It's all at the command of Lord Wang! What the hell, our Yanyun County seems to be raised by a stepmother, and the governor of Lao Tzu is so worthless, and he is looked down upon everywhere. If it is Lord Lin Dongyang, the governor of Jiangdong County, the governor of Jiangnan County Master Wu Hongchang is here, does this guy dare to yell at others? After all, he is still a dog who looks down on people!"

Xiao Chen's anger still persisted.

"Brother Xiao, are you even scolding me?" Wang Anbang said in his heart that he said something wrong last night, but he also offended this kid.

"Hey... Lord Wang, you are my dear brother. I dare not scold anyone! Even Yanyun County is full of complicated things, so many troubles are stuffed in my chest, and I can hardly breathe. But come on, you said that it’s fine for someone else to sue me, but I didn’t expect that I could still suffer from your elder brother, my heart, it’s inevitable that I’m so cool!”

"Hai Ming just came here, and he doesn't know much about business matters. You brother Xiao has a lot of adults. For my brother's sake, don't bother with him. Calm down and give you a glass of water and wine to apologize! "Wang Anbang wanted to send this plague god away quickly.

It's so fucking noisy.

"What else do I not know? Haiming is also a businessman. If I were in his position, brother, I would have to do the same. I don't have any personal grudges with him. It's just a small disagreement on business. Here we After we quarreled, we became good friends after we went out, and I was wrong when I said it, but I also had a glass of water and wine when I turned back, so I apologized to him."

When Xiao Chen said this, Xu Haiming really couldn't laugh or cry, what the hell gave him a big slap in the face, is this another sweet date?

No, this jujube is not sweet at all, it might be poisonous inside!

Talking about things in the Ministry of Industry is more relaxed and happy. When Ma Wuming saw him coming, he was happy, "I just want to find you, so you can come to the door right now, come here, block the door, and don't let him run away. !"

"My old horse, what are you going to do? You have already snatched my heating plant, what else do you want to snatch?" Xiao Chen said with a smile.

"My brother, but you are talking about two different things with me!" Ma Wuming said resentfully, "Do I need to grab what I want? Isn't your brother just coming to my door right now?"