The Best Fake Eunuch

Xiao Chen bid her farewell and came out, took a deep breath, looked up at the sky, but saw a bright moon in the sky, and the silver men were sparse.

Suddenly, I remembered an ancient poem and recited it softly, "The bright moon is born on the sea, and the sky is at this moment together. The lover complains about the night, and lovesickness at night. When the candle is extinguished, the light is full of pity, and the clothes are full of dew. I can't bear the gift of the hand, and I go back to bed and dream." wedding day!"

"It's really a good poem, a good poem!" A person suddenly flashed out from the darkness, sneering at Xiao Chen.

Xiao Chen didn't need to look carefully to know who was coming, because he was so fucking fat.

"This is the inner courtyard of the harem, you can't even come as an imperial doctor..." Xiao Chen turned his head to look, but it turned out that he had already left the harem bird before he knew it.

"I can't go, but you can go in?" Shangguan Qiji squinted his eyes, which was also quite unkind.

"I'm not a doctor, but a eunuch." Xiao Chen smiled.

"You fake eunuch is really bold and proud of you." Shangguan Qiji aimed at Xiao Chen's lower body.

"Brother Shangguan, did you hear what I said when I met the emperor just now? I really don't want you to go to Yanyun County with me to suffer, but the emperor won't allow it. What do you think? Otherwise, you can just pretend If you are sick, I can pretend that you have nothing to pretend." Xiao Chen gave him advice.

"Nonsense, can people from Shangguan's family get sick?" Shangguan Qiji said, "I was really killed by you boy, do you know that you delayed my big event? Tell me, how do you want to die? I'm good." Give you medicine."

"Hey, can you talk to me well, you fat man? If you have something to say, you can talk about it, and you will die and live and scare who? You really think I'm afraid of you!" Xiao Chen has endured him for a long time.

If it wasn't for Ouyang Yunxiu's face, and because he didn't reveal his secret in front of Li Wanjiang, how could I spoil you so much?

You still want to poison me with medicine, so I'll slap the fat man to death first!

"Oh, you brat, you think I dare not kill you? Do you believe that I can kill you without medicine?" Shangguan Qiji was furious.

"Let's talk about it, hurry up, I'll help you if I can, if I can't help, I'll let you down, I'm still busy, I don't have time to chat with you!" Xiao Chen said.

"I don't like your boastful tone! I'll cut off your tongue first." Shangguan Qiji said, "I want to see the queen, can you help me?"

Damn it, it's just such a little fart after talking for a long time?

When will I see you now?

let's go.

Xiao Chen agreed so happily that he shocked Shangguan Qiji alive, watching him turn around and leave... as if he was really excited.

are you going or not? If you don't go, I will go! Xiao Chen turned around and urged him impatiently.

Really fake, you boy...

The guards at the gate were very surprised to see Xiao Chen go and come back, Master Xiao, why are you back again?

Forgot something?

"Just now I saw that the queen was in a bad mood and lost her appetite, so I asked Shangguan Qiji Yard of the Supreme Hospital to show the queen, do you recognize him?" Xiao Chen said lightly.

I recognize it, so go in quickly, it's so cold outside.

Shangguan Qiji convinced Ang!

Fuck, this is okay?

Didn't it mean that when you see the queen, you have to ask several departments such as Xichang, Lijian, Jinyiwei, Harem Guards, etc., and you have to file with the internal officials first, and then send a special person to take them into the Kunning Palace?

This comes right in?

And it's still late at night...

Shangguan Qiji didn't know that the people in the above departments were basically under Xiao Chen's management.

And in fact, the queen also belongs to him.

I'm married to my husband.

"Xiao Chen, what's the rush to see me at such a late hour?" Murong Danqiu was also very strange, what the hell is this man who just left and came back with a big fat man?

"Queen, I saw that your meal was not tasty just now, so I asked this Shangguan Qiji Dean to take a look at it for you." Xiao Chen said.

"Oh...you are Shangguan Qiji." Murong Danqiu thought it was wrong, his appetite was obviously very good just now.

"Chen, pay homage to the queen." Shangguan Qiji knelt down and kowtowed so sincerely that he was smoking...smoking?

Xiao Chen smelled a faint fragrance in his nose, suddenly felt powerless all over, and he fell limp on the ground, thinking to his mother, something bad might happen!

But Murong Danqiu seemed to smell the fragrance too, with a horrified expression on his face.

"Hey, Empress, don't be afraid. I don't mean anything bad to you. That person is fine. He just got caught in my magic incense. He couldn't move, he was unconscious, and he will be fine in a while." Shangguan Qiji stood up smiling.

Xiao Chen couldn't move his body, but he wasn't in a coma. He watched Shangguan Qiji approaching Murong Danqiu, who was also immobile like himself, with a heck and a smile, and felt extremely regretful in his heart!

He really didn't expect Shangguan Qiji to do such a thing!

A disciple of the Shangguan family and Ouyang Yunxiu's younger brother, who helped him hide the secret, he always felt that he had no malice towards him.

He never expected that he would attack Murong Danqiu.

I tried to circulate my true qi, but I couldn't move it at all. I felt that all the meridians in my body were blocked...

And the reason why he is still sober is because he is a yin and yang person who is completely dry and yin and yang.

He has two consciousnesses, Shangguan Qiji just stunned Zhu Yuanqi, but Xiao Chen's mind was still awake.

"Now please listen to me carefully, did your father Murong Heng give you a fragment of the treasure map for safekeeping?" Shangguan Qiji spoke in a low voice, but Xiao Chen felt as if he was shocked when he heard it!

Fuck, this fat man actually knows the treasure map? And he also knows that Danqiu has...

"Yes." Murong Danqiu seemed to be fascinated by his miraculous fragrance, his eyes were glazed, and he told the truth.

Mishenxiang is a bit similar to Ouyang Shijia's worry-free acupuncture method, which can fascinate the brain, control the mind, and make people tell the truth involuntarily.

"Well, very good, very good, where is the treasure map fragment now? Take it out and give it to me." Shangguan Qiji was overjoyed.

"I burned it." Murong Danqiu said.

"Ah?" Shangguan Qiji was shocked, "Why did you burn it?"

"Because I'm afraid of being found out." Murong Danqiu said.

"Oh, you, you, you... I'll kill you if you're so mad!" Shangguan Qiji stomped his feet angrily.

Sullen for a while but helpless, he took out a small porcelain bottle from his bosom, opened it, shook it twice and put it away again.

"Oh, Mr. Xiao, why are you still fainted?" After waiting for a while, he quickly came over to help Xiao Chen up, "Be careful to be rude in front of your empress."

Xiao Chen felt that all the strength in his body had come back again, tried to circulate the true energy and it was unimpeded, he resisted the urge to slap him to death, pretending he didn't know anything, "Oh, maybe the old disease has relapsed, sorry crime!"

"Forget it." Murong Danqiu seemed to have regained his sanity, "I'm tired, so don't look at it for now, let's talk about it tomorrow, you two kneel down and retreat."

"I would like to obey Yi's decree." Shangguan abandoned his illness as if nothing had happened.

"By the way, Xiao Chen, please stay here for a while. I have something to ask you. Is there any more mink fur you brought last time? I was thinking...Dean Shangguan, you go out first." Murong Danqiu stayed Going down to Xiao Chen, sent away Shangguan Qiji.