The Best Fake Eunuch

"Everyone has the sea of ​​consciousness, it's just that the size is different. It took me a full twenty years and countless efforts to create these two big scenes. You know why I took the trouble Did you put so much effort into doing this?" Ouyang Yunxiu pulled him to sit down.

"Well, I know that if the Yin Talisman strikes, you won't be able to move your body, but your consciousness will be clear, so you can live here at that time, which is also very good." Xiao Chen remembered the situation in Ouyang again. Yunxiu was conscious of the sea in the sea, and the bright moon, and suddenly felt sore.

The two sisters knew that they would eventually be paralyzed and unable to move, so they built their favorite sea of ​​consciousness scene in advance, and then spent their entire lives in this illusion.

"It's very good, but it's all illusion and nothingness. Look at the camel caravan in the distance, which I met in the desert, and the sound of the camel bell, is it good?" Ouyang Yunxiu squinted his eyes Look at the little black dots moving slowly in the distance, and listen to the camel bell.

"Oh... Have you thought about one thing?" Xiao Chen suddenly thought of one thing.

"What?" Ouyang Yunxiu looked away.

"Can I do that here?" Xiao Chen was a little embarrassed, because of his own embarrassing thoughts.

"Huh?" Ouyang Yunxiu was taken aback for a moment, and then giggled coquettishly, "Ah, I really haven't thought about it, and I haven't tried it. It shouldn't work, because the two of us are very focused now. If If you spread out, you might go out, but maybe it's okay, let's try it?"

Is it possible after all? No one knows except for their shameless couple.

Anyway, the next day, both of them looked very good, one had a delicate face, and the other had a radiant face, but they were a little fluttering when they walked, and the reason was not obvious to outsiders.

But after the two of them experienced several storms, the yin spell on Ouyang Yunxiu's body was not triggered, because the yin spell was planted on the two of their sisters.

Xiao Chen lifted the spell on Ouyang Yunxiu's body and killed the Yin spirit attached to the spell, so the Yin spell attached to Ouyang Yunxiu's body also disappeared.

Xiao Chen suspected that Ouyang Yunxiu knew it already, but still came to him, just to have sex with him or something, but he couldn't ask this question anyway, so it's rare to be confused...

Xiao Chen sent someone to invite Shangguan Qiji in the morning, but the fat man didn't wander over until dusk, Xiao Chen came out to greet him in person, asked him why he was so late, and replied that he packed his bags and went to ask for it salary.

"Fuck, I'm a dignified third-rank official, can you believe that the monthly salary is only fifteen taels of silver?" Shangguan Qiji shook the wallet in his hand, and there was a lot of jingling inside, as expected, he was very shy in his pocket.

"It's only been a few days since you've been in office? It's not bad if they give you a full month's salary." Xiao Chen laughed.

"I was invited by the emperor. Is it plausible to send me away with such a little money? I went to say goodbye to the emperor and he didn't see me. I didn't even give you a reward. Are you angry? I I waited for him in the Imperial Hospital all afternoon and he still didn't deliver it, but he was kicked out by Jin Yiwei's people, are you angry?"

Shangguan Qiji was going to die of anger.

He thought that the emperor would give him some money, so he never came out and waited in the palace, but instead of the money, he waited for Jin Yiwei's eviction order.

It is said that the emperor has ordered him to go to Yanyun County with Xiao Chen, so he cannot stay in the palace for a day. When he came out, the guards of the palace gate searched him all over, as if he could steal things of!

Yes, he also brought a lot of precious medicinal materials... But it was for Xiao Chen's treatment, and the emperor even authorized it!

It took a long time to talk and talk to finally get out, but when he hired a mule cart, he became angry again. The coachman insisted that he was too heavy and was overloaded, and forced him to blackmail ten more sons Son!

Are you angry?

"Don't be angry, I'll have a drink with you later." Xiao Chen invited him into the room, "I'll introduce you to a few good friends first."

"Be friends with me?" Shangguan Qiji sat down on the chair arrogantly, "Are they qualified?"

"Haha, brother Shangguan, this is just a joke. Let me introduce you. This is Fu Yan and Fu Wanchun..." Xiao Chen didn't care, and still smiled and asked Fu Yan to come over and meet this old man.

"Who the hell?" Shangguan Qiji was taken aback when he heard the words, "Which Fu Yan? It can't be the head of Xuanming Hall from Tianxuan Society?"

"It just so happens that he is also the younger brother." Fu Yan smiled, "I have met Lord Shangguan."

"No, no, no... why is he here?" Shangguan Qiji jumped up from his chair, "He, he, he is the traitor of the Profound Sky Association, he!"

"They're all brothers. They don't rebel against thieves." Xiao Chen said with a smile, "This brother is Tie Kunlun."

"Tie Kunlun? Could it be that guy who kills thousands of miles like an idler?" Shangguan Qiji was shocked again. This guy remembered that he was a subordinate of Li Chang, a former tycoon. Why is he here?

"It's just a mere thing, oh, this is Duan Ling'er, she is the daughter of Lord Duan Pingzhang, please get to know her." Tie Kunlun said with a smile.

"Hello, YOU!" Ling'er spoke a foreign language.

It's not Xiao Chen, what do you guys want to do, you?

Is your place the governor's mansion or a den of thieves!

Aren't these three all rebels?

Does your majesty know about this? If not, I will leave me first, and I will definitely get a lot of rewards if I report them.

"Little brother Baili Qingyun, I have met Brother Shangguan." Baili Qingyun was quite polite.

Fuck, this is a real hammer, isn't even the assassin here?

"What about me, I suddenly remembered that I still have something to do, I'll go there first." He bowed his head and walked out, almost bumping into someone.

"Little fat man, you are blind!" The person who came was Ouyang Yunxiu, who unceremoniously bent his fingers and gave him a heavy chestnut on the head!

"Sister Yunxiu, why are you here?" Shangguan Qiji rubbed his head and grinned, "Sister, help me, Xiao Chen is going to kill me!"

"Don't talk nonsense!" Ouyang Yunxiu smiled, "Go in and sit obediently, I have something to ask you."

The words Xiao Chen asked him almost made him run away, "You, you, how did you know? Didn't you faint at that time?"

"I was just pretending, just to amuse you." Xiao Chen said with a smile, "Aren't you surprised, are you surprised?"

"My god, hell!" Shangguan Qiji's big eyes were about to pop out of their sockets.

"Look at Xiaopang, you are talking nonsense again, Xiao Chen is not a ghost, he is Zhu Yuanqi, the prince of the Han dynasty." Ouyang Yunxiu laughed.

dizzy dizzy!

Shangguan Qiji was shocked when he heard this, rolled his eyes, foamed, and pretended to be dead...

But he can't die, because he hasn't answered Xiao Chen's question yet.

I will explain everything, please do not use torture.