The Best Fake Eunuch

But everyone was taken aback when they heard it, and then burst into laughter. It turned out that this naive boy was Wang Xiaoliu himself in the story!

Fuck, this guy is like this, maybe Ma Shangshu's story is still true!

"However, it was Ma Shangshu and his old man's fault in the first place. The situation was not like this at the time, it was..." Wang Xiaoliu was still murmuring to himself, trying to defend himself unconvinced.

His mouth was covered by two servants, and he was dragged out abruptly.

The atmosphere of the banquet reached a climax in an instant...

"This is the one under the bed!" Ma Wuming pointed at his back, "Master Wang, why are you driving him away? Wouldn't it be better to let him say it? Since he's gone, I'm the one to say it, and it's already the third watch. Wang Xiaoliu said that in the middle of the night, the Lord and his wife ate crabs again. How did he know that? He heard the Lord say to his wife, 'It's delicious to break off the legs!'”

Xiao Chen couldn't stop laughing, he felt that this was the funniest joke he had ever heard in his life, bar none!

Even Xu Haiming, who was still sulking, couldn't help laughing. He had been holding back for a long time, and his black face had long since turned red.

Because as a subordinate, it is really not good to make fun of your immediate boss in public.

But at this moment, I really couldn't hold it back any more, and there was a puff in my nose, and I hurriedly lowered my head.

However, Ma Wuming's joke was not over yet.

"This is the fourth watch. Wang Xiaoliu said it was the fourth watch. It seems that Mr. Wang's mother-in-law is here. How do you say this? Because I heard my wife keep calling, 'Here, here I come. , my dear mother!'"

"At the fifth watch, my lord and his wife also started to drink tea, because the lady said, 'I'm still very thirsty, please ask my husband to have another shot!' What she said was to make another cup of tea... "

"If you eat a banquet from another family, you will die of hunger, but if you eat a banquet from Mr. Wang's house, you will die laughing!" Xiao Chen's cheeks were sore from laughing.

"Ma Shangshu must have made this up, maybe it's something about his own family!" Lin Dongyang laughed.

"Oh, you are the only one who has said something fair, Mr. Lin!" Wang Anbang said, "I think this matter happened to the old horse. Mrs. Ma is his new son-in-law. She is only nineteen years old this year. He It is an old horse gnawing young grass that makes such a joke."

"Whether this is the personal experience of Mr. Wang or Mr. Ma, it is still admirable and admirable. People who are over 50 years old are still as powerful as they were back then! My younger brother respects you two and learns from you." Wu Zhongze After toasting a glass, the big guys also agreed together, which can be regarded as exposing the joke.

"Everyone can admire the two lords, but Master Xiao can't do it. I'm afraid Master Xiao won't even be able to drink the cup of tea at the fifth watch." Xu Haiming pointed directly at Xiao Chen, laughing while talking , but there is no smile in the eyes.

Very much.

We all know that Xiao Chen is an eunuch, his words are tantamount to exposing someone's fault face to face, directly stabbing Xiao Chen's heart.

Fortunately, Xiao Chen knew his identity now, otherwise Shangguan Qiji would really poison him to death!

"I didn't understand Master Xu's words, why don't you explain in detail?" Xiao Chen's face darkened instantly.

It's hard to say, Xiao Chen is a kid who is usually joking, but once he gets angry, it will be a big deal!

Not to mention Xu Haiming, a newly promoted right servant of the official department, even Gong Shouli, the great eunuch with palm prints, Xiao Chen can come to search his house!

Now that he is provoking in public, it is impossible for Xiao Chen to indulge him.

If you want to say that this kid is so heartless, Xiao Chen made it clear that it was for Wang Anbang's face, and he laughed at your rudeness just now, you are so fucking unstoppable!

If you are one of the protagonists, you can also have the blessing of the halo. If a f*cking supporting role dares to be so frightened, it can be seen that you will not survive this episode...

"Don't tell me, Mr. Xiao, don't you understand?" Xu Haiming was not afraid at all, and confronted Xiao Chen with his neck stuck.

"Then let me understand." Xiao Chen raised his eyebrows, it seemed that he was going to beat this guy in public, he was really capable of doing it!

Everyone hastened to persuade Xu Haiming with evil words, and then scolded Xu Haiming for being ignorant, Xu Haiming just sneered.

The lively atmosphere froze in an instant.

"Hey hey hey, what is this?" But Lu Jing looked down and saw a puppy jumping out from under the table, he was startled.

This is a Shih Tzu dog raised by Mrs. Wang Anbang. It is also called a lion dog because of its long hair and its shape looks like a lion.

It was when Murong Heng learned that Mrs. Wang Anbang liked to keep dogs, so he specially sent someone from the Western Regions to bring it to her.

Madam's pet is naturally domineering at home, and no one dares to stop it.

"But I didn't see it clearly. Master Xu, have you seen it? Is it a wolf or a dog?" Ma Wuming has a good relationship with Xiao Chen, and he was very dissatisfied with Xu Haiming's public targeting of Xiao Chen. Taking advantage of the pun in the words, Xu Haiming was messed with.

Everyone here is human sperm, and they all laughed when they heard his words, because there was nothing wrong with what he said, but it sounded like he was saying, 'The minister is a dog'.

Unexpectedly, Xu Haiming reacted very quickly, and said calmly, "Why is Ma Shangshu's eyes so bad that you can't tell? I'll teach you how to distinguish between a dog and a wolf. You only need to look at the tail, as long as the tail is drooping." Wolf, upright (shangshu) is a dog!"

babble?

Everyone was shocked when they heard this statement.

One is that this guy is too courageous, there are four Lord Shangshu here!

Lu Jing, Minister of the Ministry of War, Ma Wuming, Minister of the Ministry of Industry, Xiao Chen, the leader of the Ministry of Industry, and your immediate boss, Minister Wang Anbang of the Ministry of Officials, you guys are all scolded by the fuck!

The second is to admire his wit and quickness. Although it is a curse word, it is really fortunate that he can think of it in such an instant!

"Hahaha, Master Xu's words are very true. If it's a wolf (servant) or a dog, it should be distinguished in this way. If it hangs down, it's a wolf, and if it hangs up (shangshu), it's a dog!" But Liu Qiheng, the censor of the capital, seemed to be afraid that the big guy didn't understand , and added an explanation for a while.

He wasn't targeting anyone, the main reason was that he drank too much.

"That may not always be the case." The fat man Li Hong said flatly, "There is one more thing that can be distinguished. Wolves eat meat when they travel thousands of miles, but dogs are different. They eat meat when they meet meat, and excrement when they meet Eat shit!"

"It makes sense. Sure enough, dogs don't just eat meat when they meet meat, and eat shit when they meet shit... Li Hong, you are scolding my censor for eating shit, you!" Liu Qiheng foolishly echoed it. He realized that he was scolded by Li Hong.

It was only after he made a joke like this that the atmosphere eased up a bit.

"Ang, all of us present here, except Brother Xiao, are also people with three wives and four concubines. Although their physical strength is still good, but they don't hide it from a few of them. Sometimes they can't do what they want. It just so happens that the dean of the Shangguan Here, can you also give us a few magic medicines?" Ma Wuming said with a smile.

He has a good relationship with Xiao Chen, so he is not afraid of Xiao Chen's anger when he says this.

Xiao Chen was originally an eunuch, and as we all know, it would be more embarrassing if he kept it secret, so it would be better to say it outright.

To reflect Xiao Chen's large number of adults.