The Best Fake Eunuch

"Haha, killing you is almost like killing an ant, and you need to deal with the aftermath? I will kill those who came with you later. As for the people who said that the soldiers and horses are my younger brothers, What a fart, they have to obediently obey orders as if they were imperial decrees." Xiao Chen still really has this strength.

"Well, to be honest, Xiao Chen, you are really capable. You have played around with civil and military officials and even the emperor. It would not be in vain to die in your hands! But don't forget one thing. Lord Gao Zhen, if my predictions are correct, you will die at the hands of Xiao Xinghan sooner or later, Xiao Xinghan can share adversity, but cannot share wealth."

Xu Haiming is about to die, and his words are also good.

"I don't regret my death. I regret that I didn't find the crown prince. I failed the great trust of the late emperor and late father! If you do find the crown prince in the future, please tell him that Hai Ming is incompetent and ashamed of him!" Xu Xu After Haiming finished speaking, he struggled and was about to jump into the pit.

"Hehe, you can tell him that yourself." Fu Yan smiled and kicked him into the pit, "The crown prince must have been waiting for you there for a long time."

"You're so stingy!" Xu Haiming spat out a mouthful of blood, but laughed again, "You are still not convinced when you say you are a woman, and it is so boring to lie to someone who is dying like me! The prince is The real dragon emperor will not die, let alone die in the hands of you girls."

"Buried!" Xiao Chen lazily talked nonsense to him.

Fu Yan and Tie Kunlun chatted and laughed, picked up the shovel, and slowly raised soil into the pit. The reason they were so slow was to wait for Xu Haiming to change his mind...

But the soil was buried up to his chest, but he still didn't say a word, but his breathing became more and more rapid, and his face was bruised because he couldn't breathe anymore.

After the mud buried his head, he finally passed out of suffocation and shock.

It never occurred to me that I could wake up.

Moreover, he was lying on a large and warm bed, wearing a comfortable silk dress, the wound on his body did not feel the slightest pain, and his hair was still wet...

A pretty little girl was sitting on the bedside looking at him curiously. Seeing him open his eyes, she immediately yelled, "Wow, he's awake!"

So this is heaven, because this girl looks like a fairy.

But he should go to hell, right?

This is neither hell nor heaven, it's just Xiao Chen's bedroom.

"Hai Ming, you have suffered." Xiao Chen's smile was bright, but with guilt.

"Brother Haiming, we brothers are here to make amends for you!" Without saying a word, Fu Yan and Tie Kunlun knelt on the ground and bowed to him three times.

"If you blame it, it's easy to deal with, and all the punishments will be imposed on our buddies later, hahaha, you are a good man, and our brothers are not pussies!" Tie Kunlun laughed.

"Hey, hey, what are you talking about?" Duan Linger was very displeased, she is just a little girl, did you forget?

Xu Haiming was stunned for a long time before he realized, oh... this is too hard, are you going to be soft?

Ha ha, but I don't know that I, Xu Haiming, don't take hard things!

"Can you get up?" Xiao Chen came to help him, "Shangguan said you can, let's have a drink."

"Isn't it too late to drink the dead wine now?" Xu Haiming pushed Xiao Chen away and sat up by himself, what the hell should I say or not, the medical skills of the Shangguan family are really awesome!

It's okay to say that he was beaten so hard just now.

"It's not the beheading wine, it's the sworn wine. From now on, we big fellows will be brothers of life and death." Xiao Chen said, "I tortured you just now to test and test you. Don't blame the two of them, it's me. I ordered them to do this, and now it's my turn."

After Xiao Chen finished speaking, he suddenly pulled out a willow-leaf sharp knife, stabbed himself three times quickly, and immediately bled profusely!

Not only Xu Haiming was taken aback, but even Duan Linger and the others were frightened by his actions, brother, what are you doing?

"Hahaha, Haiming, do you think I'm a man?" Xiao Chen's face turned pale from the pain, and he was trembling all over, but he still forced himself to smile.

"Fatty, what are you still doing in a daze!" Fu Yan and Tie Kunlun hurried forward and tapped several acupuncture points on his body to stop the bleeding.

Shangguan Qiji took out a elixir and stuffed it into Xiao Chen's mouth for him to swallow, then asked Fu Yan to carry him to the bed, opened a deerskin medicine bag, took out the silver needle and tendon thread, and helped him heal the wound. It was all sewn up, and the wound medicine was applied again, and finally wrapped in a white cloth.

"Fatty's medical skills are really good." Xiao Chen felt that the pain was slightly relieved, pushed away a few people and stood up, and handed the bloody lancet in front of him, "If you still don't feel relieved, you can do it three more times!"

"What are you doing?" Xu Haiming was really confused by Xiao Chen's crazy behavior, "Are you using bitter tricks?"

"Brother, sit down and talk." Duan Ling'er snatched the knife from his hand, helped him to sit down, tears of distress almost fell out.

Xiao Chen doesn't feel any pain now, but just now it was really painful!

He felt that he was not very afraid of death, but he was afraid of pain. If he and Xu Haiming were separated from each other just now, he might not be able to bear it, and he would have to say everything...

Just now when he was chatting with Shangguan Qiji, he deliberately brought up the three swords and six holes of Tianxuanhui, and by the way, he asked him how to use the sword to minimize the damage he suffered? Is there a way to not hurt?

Shangguan Qiji didn't know what he wanted to do, so he pointed out three parts with his fingers, none of which were critical, no matter how you poked it, it would be fine, and it wouldn't be a big problem if it was transparent.

It's impossible without pain, but you can do it quickly, and you'll need a sharp knife.

The lancet naturally belonged to Linger, and she didn't know what her brother wanted the knife for? Without further ado, he gave him a hand. If he knew that his brother was using it to stab himself, then he couldn't give it no matter what!

In fact, Xiao Chen could not do this at all, but he felt that he had to do it, otherwise he would not be able to dispel his guilt towards Xu Haiming.

So Xiao Chen is really careless sometimes...

"Hai Ming, I am actually Zhu Yuanqi, the former crown prince." Xiao Chen didn't lose much blood, but his face was pale, the main reason was the pain, plus a little fear.

Just now I was just looking for speed, and I was a little aggressive, so if I stab it in the heart by mistake, the consequences will be unimaginable.

Be careful next time.

"Do you think I will believe you?" Xu Haiming was almost amused by Xiao Chen's words.

How can you stab yourself a few times and become the prince?

Are you kidding me internationally.

"You will believe it." Xiao Chen said, "Because I know everything you know, and I know what you don't know. There are nine secret decrees left by the former emperor, and they were left to nine people. You father and son are just One of them is Old Lord Murong Heng."

The smile on Xu Haiming's face froze instantly.