The Best Fake Eunuch

"Mr. Fu, stop joking." Wu Hanming was taken aback when he heard Fu Yan's words, and thought to himself, can the word "rebellion" be said so casually?

You, Mr. Xiao, are the official of the imperial court!

"Wan Chun was joking, but he was right in one sentence. I really like your mighty energy, Hamming. I'll talk about what's left later. Let's talk about the fight with the Ross people first. How much does Han Ming think there are chances of winning?" Xiao Chen changed the topic, anyway, you kid has already boarded my thief ship, and you always can't get off the bird.

"How many warships and sailors are there in this battle, what is the situation of the warships, and what is the firepower configuration?" Wu Hanming said, "The situation of the Ross fleet must also be detailed. Only when you know yourself and the enemy can you start a war. It's hard to say."

"Let's go in and discuss in detail." Xiao Chen took his hand and entered his cabin, and asked Fu Yan to take out the map of Shunfeng Harbor and spread it on the table.

This was drawn by Dugulou himself, including the mountain topography, the direction of the river, the size of the docks, the various forts, the distribution of cavalry forces, as well as the number, type, firepower configuration, berthing location, time of entering the port, and cruising at sea. The routes are marked clearly and plainly.

"Oh, who drew this?" Wu Hanming is an expert, and he only glanced at it before admiring, "No matter who this person is, he is absolutely familiar with naval warfare, and he is also an excellent general!"

"It's my navy admiral, General Li Ling." Xiao Chen was a little proud.

"There is also a navy in Yanyun County?" Wu Hanming was startled when he heard this.

"Not yet, there will be in the future." Xiao Chen said.

Wu Han said in his heart that you don't have a navy, where did you get the admiral of the navy?

But after getting along with Xiao Chen for the past two days, he felt that this person's speech was always inexplicable, and his thinking jumped so fast that it was difficult to keep up with his rhythm.

Just look at the map.

The situation is also quite grim. The Ross fleet in Shunfeng Harbor is very large. There are more than a dozen large ironclad warships alone. The firepower configuration is quite fierce. Although it is medium-sized, it is much larger than their largest warship in Myanmar...

This is also a characteristic of the Ross people. Everything they make is too big.

The opponent is strong, how is our situation?

After listening to Xiao Chen's introduction, Wu Hanming also fully understood why Xiao Chen had to travel so far to seek help from a pirate ship...

Xiao Chen asked him what chance he had, but he didn't say anything, just stared at the map like a wooden man, and fell into a long silence.

It seems that the situation is not very optimistic.

Fortunately, Xiao Chen is optimistic, mainly because he is in a good mood, who the hell got a fleet unhappy for nothing?

Seeing Wu Hanming concentrating on studying the map, he didn't bother him, strolled out on the deck to enjoy the moon, looked at the sparkling sea, and suddenly thought, "Who is that, do we have fishing nets on board, and get some seafood to drink with!"

"Uh, Master Xiao, this is a battleship, and we don't have fishing nets. Besides, we must maintain a defensive formation during the voyage, and we can't stop the ship and get out of the net." Ibrahimovic, the leading officer of the flagship, hurried forward to explain.

"Fart! How can there be any enemy troops at this moment? Didn't you hear that our boss wants to eat seafood? Stop the ship and let the supply ships behind send a strong net!" Chen being the boss directly increased the intimacy with Xiao Chen.

"You need to ask General Wu for instructions." Ibrahimovic said.

"You kid has a dull head, where is your brain? You haven't figured out who is the biggest here?" He said with a full breath.

"On the battleship, the military order is the biggest." Ibrahimovic said lightly.

"Oh, this kid is mad at me, I'm going to find Wu Hanming!" Namandu became angry from embarrassment.

"Forget it, don't bother him, let's get something else to drink." Xiao Chen lost interest, looked around, "Huh? Where's Linger?"

It turned out that Ling'er was not there, no wonder it was so quiet.

This little girl likes to be lively the most, why doesn't she come out to dance right now?

Linger is suffering, she is seasick...

"Brother." Curled up on the bed like a kitten, seeing Xiao Chen open his big eyes that had lost their former glory, he was weak in speaking.

"Uncomfortable?" Xiao Chen felt distressed instantly, sitting on the bed and touching her little head, "You don't have a fever, do you?"

"Nauseous, dizzy, nauseated." Ling'er rested her head on Xiao Chen's lap, feeling like crying.

Because this voyage will take half a month at the fastest, I rely on it, girl, I don't want to live anymore!

"You said you, if you don't bring you, you have to come." Xiao Chen touched her face that had lost a lot of weight, feeling distressed, "Otherwise, I will send a boat to send you back to Myanmar, and let them find you." A comfortable carriage, can you go back slowly?"

"No, I want to follow you." Ling'er shook her head and refused. In order to show that she could still persist, she struggled to sit up, but with the shaking of the boat, she fell into Xiao Chen's arms again, and began to retch violently. Feeling uncomfortable, trembling all over.

"Go and find Shangguan for me!" Xiao Chen suddenly remembered that Shangguan Qiji was here, and the disciple of his dignified Shangguan family should have a way to cure seasickness, right?

"Oh, my sister Ling'er, are you swollen?" Shangguan Qiji was shocked to see Ling'er's sluggish expression.

"I'm seasick." Xiao Chen said, "Is there anything you can do?"

"Haha, with your supernatural powers, you still get seasick?" Shangguan Qiji laughed, "You see, you didn't say it earlier, call brother to listen first!"

"I can call you uncle." Ling'er said weakly.

"That's not necessary, I'm not that old either!" Shangguan Qiji took out the deerskin medicine box and opened it, "Tell me, how do you want to cure it? Is it a quick cure or a slow cure? The quick cure will heal immediately, but it can't be cured. Slow cure It will take a while, but I guarantee that you will not get seasick in the future, which one to choose, little sister."

"Where are you talking so much nonsense, kid!" Xiao Chen said angrily, "Hurry up and do it! You see, Linger is going to die of pain."

"Okay, let's see how my brother treats you today, just lift up your clothes to expose your belly." Shangguan Qiji took out a thin curly silver needle, flicked it lightly, and the silver needle instantly straightened and released buzzing sound,

Xiao Chen lifted up Ling'er's clothes, seeing that Shangguan Qiji was about to administer the needle, he hurriedly stopped him, "Hey, do you want to sterilize first!"

"Huh? Ah, I forgot." Shangguan Qiji stuck out his tongue and licked the silver needle up and down.

Alas……

Xiao Chen and Ling'er grinned their teeth together, you're so disgusting, you fat man!

"I'm dying!" Ling'er was already feeling sick and nauseated, but now seeing Shangguan Qiji's wretched expression and disgusting movements, she immediately retched, all the vomit was acid water, and her stomach contracted intermittently. Brother, I'm going to die of pain!

"You don't want to look down on my saliva. I grew up taking various medicines since I was a child, you know? I'm not bragging to you. My whole body, blood and flesh are all treasures of good medicine! Just such a mouthful of saliva is more powerful than me. Dragon saliva is a hundred times more precious, not to mention saliva, even my urine is..." Shangguan Qiji was still not happy.

But more and more disgusting.

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