The Best Fake Eunuch

Things are probably just sour.

What Ullman usually does is a little crazy, and he always does something unexpected, so his subordinates didn't suspect that he was being manipulated, but thought that his actions might be caused by something else. Deep meaning?

No matter what he means, he must obey the order!

According to his instructions, all the gold, silver and jewels in his palace were brought out and filled into 20 carts. Under the vigorous blowing and playing of the drum band, they left the city and went straight to the port.

Along the way, Ulman and Xiao Chen walked side by side, chatting, and bursting out hearty laughter from time to time, which seemed normal and abnormal...

When he got off his horse at the port, Ullman insisted on sending Xiao Chen to the ship himself. All his subordinates felt that this move was very inappropriate, but this time, no one dared to speak out to dissuade him, for fear that he would suddenly be enraged and hacked. Head kill!

Xiao Chen was still polite to him, and kept persuading him to stay, but Ulman insisted on sending it off, not giving it away was not enough to express Xiao Wang's heart.

"I have already accepted your kindness, Prince, you see that you have given me so many gold bars, it really makes me feel ashamed, but I am disrespectful." Xiao Chen watched a group of people sweating profusely pouring boxes of gold into the box. They were transported on the barge, laughing happily.

"Such a small thing, is it worth Mr. Xiao's concern? Mr. Xiao, if you want anything else, just ask, Xiao Wang will obey you!" Ullman said generously.

"I'm afraid it will take a barge to load so much gold." Tie Kunlun at the side couldn't help worrying when he saw that the ship's side was sinking obviously after ten cartloads of gold were loaded onto the ship.

"What kind of golden ship do you want?" Xiao Chen glanced at the famous golden ship parked not far away, and shouted loudly, "Tie Kunlun, why are you so greedy!"

"I didn't say I wanted a golden boat, I meant this boat..." Tie Kunlun was stunned, boss, did you hear me wrong?

"Shut up, back off! It's really embarrassing to me!" Xiao Chen shouted him back, then turned around and apologized to Ullman in embarrassment, "Your subordinates are talking nonsense, prince, you must not take it seriously."

"Oh? So, Master Xiao, where do you want my golden ship? It's nothing, I'll give it to you as a souvenir, Master Xiao!" Of course, Ulman was very sensible, and immediately ordered his gold flagship, which was built with a lot of money, to weigh anchor. , Let Master Xiao drive away!

"Oh, prince, you are really too polite! How can you be ashamed of this?" Xiao Chen spoke sternly happily.

"As long as you open your mouth, Master Xiao, Xiao Wang can give you this little life at any time, and things outside your body are really nothing!" Ullman said seriously.

"Good brother!" Xiao Chen recognized him as a little brother for the sake of gold.

"Good brother!" Prince Ullman responded enthusiastically.

Regardless of Xiao Chen's refusal and the hints of his subordinates, Prince Ulman resolutely boarded the ship with Xiao Chen, insisting on sending him to the fleet, and sending him dozens of miles away, so that we can appear as brothers. The feelings are deep, and the love is stronger than gold!

That's what he said, and he did the same thing. After sending Xiao Chen to the flagship, it didn't count, and he sent it more than a hundred miles away...

His fleet is not allowed to follow, I will send my elder brother, what are you doing?

It wasn't until the sky was twilight and the sun was about to rise on the sea that he was finally willing to leave. When he parted, he was reluctant to part, and even shed sad tears.

Things turned out like this, Xiao Chen was really embarrassed to kill him, so he lowered the boat and sent him to a Javanese sailing boat that followed him, waved goodbye to him, and see you later...

What the hell, it's best not to see each other in the future.

Ullman fell into a coma immediately after boarding the boat, and he woke up leisurely after sleeping all day, still at a loss as to what happened. His memory only stayed at the banquet last night...

What about Xiao Chen?

The answer is to go.

Who did I rely on to let you let him go?

The answer is you, my dear prince.

Don't you remember? At that time, you suddenly changed your plan and called Xiao Chen brothers and sisters. After performing a wonderful hot dance for him, you gave him a full twenty cartloads of gold, oh yes, and you also gave him your favorite gold flagship And even sent him a hundred miles away.

Ullman was furious, you are talking nonsense!

This is clearly what I dreamed about...

If the big guy said that, then I have to congratulate you, Prince, your dream has come true!

Ullman immediately vomited blood three times!

Although he did not die, he became seriously ill because of it, and he lay in bed for half a year before recovering.

During this period, he ordered someone to tie up a straw man with Xiao Chen's name written on it, and put it in his bedroom. Every day, people shot it into a hedgehog with a bow and arrow to dispel the hatred in his heart!

Xiao Chen, I, Urman, and you are irreconcilable. One day, I will shoot you to death with my own bow and arrow. If you don’t believe me, let’s wait and see!

But Xiao Chen also felt exhausted after sending Urman away, and fell asleep when he returned to the cabin, and he only woke up after sleeping for a whole day. He used his willpower to control Urman for so long, but it also took a lot of effort. Mind and brain power.

But he still owes the big guy an explanation.

Because everyone has been researching for a whole day, and they still haven't figured out why Prince Ulman's attitude suddenly made a 180-degree turn, and even called our boss a brother?

Or are you two brothers?

"Oh, it was my primordial spirit that came out of the body and entered this guy's consciousness, beat him up inside, and forced him to do this." Xiao Chen explained clearly in a few words.

The big guy said we believed it, or would you make another one, boss?

"If you don't believe it, it's what happened anyway. I'll explain it to you later... Who, prepare the ship, let's go and visit the golden warship of the Golden Prince!" Xiao Chen looked at the shiny golden ship next to the flagship. Golden battleship, happy in my heart.

Although it is called a golden battleship, it is of course not made of pure gold. Otherwise, with the current mechanical power, it would be impossible to sail at sea quickly.

But there is really a lot of gold. First of all, the armor on both sides of the ship’s side is made of pure gold. This is purely for decoration, because soft gold can’t resist any shelling at all, and it’s not even as strong as hard wood!

And the golden cannon is even more nonsense. For a good cannon, it is necessary to add a layer of gold on the outside. This not only makes the cannon very heavy, but also seriously affects its power.

The most excessive thing was the cannonball, Xiao Chen ordered someone to cut one open, and found that it was really made of pure gold!

There is no iron or lead added in it, what a tyrannical one, my Prince Ullman.

Are you shooting the cannonball to kill the enemy or give it as a gift?

His stateroom is even more extravagant, almost all the utensils in it are made of pure gold, just for his big bed, it may cost thousands of jin of gold...

Xiao Chen ordered people to melt all the gold that could be disassembled into gold bricks and gold ingots, and then distribute them to the supply ship behind.

This is at least a battleship, carrying so much heavy gold can quite affect the combat effectiveness.

Besides, it's too conspicuous, if the pirates saw this f*cking thing, wouldn't they be jealous?