The Best Fake Eunuch

The miracle doctor is actually an imperial doctor, Wen Shanchang, who is currently the chief medical officer of Xichang.

"It doesn't matter who I am, the important thing is that your master's fainting is a small matter, and his heart disease is a serious matter. If he is not cured, he will die sooner or later!"

"Oh... I'm afraid my master's heart disease can't be cured." Madam Liu burst into tears again.

"That's not sure." Wen Shanchang smiled mysteriously.

It was nearly midnight, and a mansion at the west end of Luogu Alley was decorated with lanterns and festoons.

Shi Mingwen was wearing a big red gown and a crown of red goose feathers on his head. His big face looked like a monkey's butt, but he never refused the guests' toasts.

"General, tonight is a good day for you. That charming beauty is still waiting for you in the bridal chamber, but don't get too drunk, or miss the beautiful scenery!"

"Yeah, on the wedding night, you let the bride stay alone in the empty room, but it's too outrageous."

"I heard that Mrs. Ru is a strong horse. General, you have to be more careful later. Don't be embarrassed if you accidentally bump it off."

"I can't, my general is very good at bow and horse, and I guarantee that I can hit the red heart with one arrow!"

"I'm afraid that the general will show his power, and Mrs. Ru's timid body can't bear it."

"Hahaha……"

Many of the people present here are his subordinates, they were rough men leading soldiers, now they drink some wine, their speech is even more vulgar, and even gradually become obscene.

Most of the local officials in Jiangdong County were silent, and they all knew that he had forcibly robbed Liu Tuiguan's daughter as a concubine.

Although he had to forcefully come to congratulate him, he was extremely angry at his bandit behavior in his heart.

Just dare not speak out.

The lively wedding lasted until late at night, the guests had a great time, but the soldiers in charge of guarding the house were complaining.

People have wine and meat, but they can only wander around inside the courtyard wall drinking the wind.

"Which concubine is this our general?"

"Who remembers? He may not even be able to count!"

"I heard that even the family members of those maids rewarded wine and meat, and our brothers don't fart."

"Even if you give it to a few elders, it's a good idea."

"You still want to reward? It's good not to be scolded... who!"

Several people patrolled under the east wall, but saw a black shadow floating out like a ghost, and they were all startled.

"Your uncle." Hei Ying'er was indeed dark enough, with a black hat on his head, black ink on his face, black clothes on his body, and black boots on his feet. He just spoke and showed his white teeth.

"No, there is..." A soldier who reacted quickly was about to give a loud warning, when he suddenly felt a heavy blow on the back of the neck, and immediately passed out.

It turned out that there was more than one black shadow, and when their attention was attracted by the first black shadow, it quietly touched behind them and knocked them all out.

The black shadows neatly bound their hands and feet, gagged their mouths, and threw them all into the latrine under the east wall.

They got together and whispered a few words, then disappeared into the night like a ghost...

But it was said that Liu Xiangqin, who was tied up in the bridal chamber, was crying with tears, and a few savage women sat on the side and tried to persuade her to give in.

When Liu Xiangqin was at home, she wanted to commit suicide several times, but these shrews who had proposed marriage in the past obviously did such a thing more than once, and they were all very experienced, and they watched her very closely.

I really can't live, I can't die!

"I advise you to follow my family's general. When you get here, even if you are a phoenix, you will never want to fly out!"

"Don't think about being a chaste and strong woman, even if you are dead, our general will fuck you if he wants to."

"Didn't that lowly maid last time have a very violent temper? What happened in the end? Didn't she get raped by the general and the overlord for a whole night, and finally rewarded those military men for taking turns to play, playing to death!"

"When he died, he chopped it into a meat paste and fed it to the dogs!"

"Tsk tsk tsk..."

The beast!

Liu Xiangqin's liver and gallbladder were split when he heard it, and his silver teeth were almost crushed!

The shrews were happily talking about each other, but suddenly they heard someone slamming on the door hard.

No need to ask, the general came to enter the bridal chamber...

He hurriedly got up and smiled and opened the door to greet him, but unexpectedly, he saw a ghost?

Still a bunch of evil spirits!

The evil spirits swarmed in, without any explanation, they slapped and fisted together, instantly knocked them all down to the ground, gagged their mouths, tied them together, and kicked them directly under the bed...

Liu Xiangqin was so surprised that she forgot to cry, and stared blankly at the evil ghosts all covered in black, her big beautiful eyes were full of fear.

"Are you the eldest lady of Liu Tui's family?" A dark figure, Shi Shiran, strolled over, grinning with white teeth.

The voice is clear, gentle and kind, especially the pair of eyes are piercing and clear, so it should not be a ghost.

"Yes." But the voice still trembled.

"Hey, little girl, don't be afraid, the heroes of our Profound Sky Association only steal money but not sex, tell me where are all your gold and silver treasures hidden?" A burly man leaned over and grinned at him.

"I, I, I... I don't know!" Liu Xiangqin said timidly.

"Look at you, don't scare the little girl!" The man on the bed laughed.

"Haha, Brother Xiao, you still talk about me, and you are acting like this yourself..." The man laughed.

"What are you talking about!" a person behind shouted loudly.

"Ah, I slipped my mouth..." The man hurriedly covered his mouth, but it was too late.

He stomped his feet, drew out his knife with a bang, and said viciously: "It seems that we must kill people to silence them!"

"You scare her again!" The voice of the person on the bedside was so familiar, but it was actually Xiao Chen?

In other words, only Xiao Chen can be so gentle to girls...

"I didn't say kill her, I meant the ones under the bed. You heard what they said just now, boss. It's not wrong to kill her if you help the tyrant!" Naturally, this burly man was Wei Yuntian.

"You kill me." Liu Xiangqin was about to seek death.

"Yeah? This little girl is quite courageous, aren't you afraid of death?" Wei Yuntian was surprised.

"Don't be afraid, please kill me, and I will repay you as a cow and a horse in the next life." Liu Xiangqin would rather die at the hands of these rebels from the Tianxuan Society than to be ruined by Shi Mingwen.

"You little girl is fine, why are you looking for death?" Xiao Chen said flatly, "It's that Shi Mingwen who deserves to be damned."

Shi Mingwen really deserved to die.

You said that you are usually domineering and do all kinds of evil, but why do you want to provoke Xiao Chen if you are so immortal?

In addition, you didn't choose a good day, Xiao Chen didn't come one day earlier, and Xiao Chen left two days later.

But you chose to do such outrageous things when he was around...

Isn't this just death?

In fact, Xiao Chen didn't intend to kill him at first, he just brought his brothers to teach him a lesson.

But Zhuge Xiaosheng's words made him change his mind.

"This Shi Mingwen even wants to rob the daughter of the imperial court official, but he doesn't know how much he has done to the daughter of the common people!"

Makes sense.

Anyway, if you want to cut the weeds, just cut the roots!