The best little villagers

"Sister denghong, don't be envious of my sister-in-law. If you want to be as cool as her, hehe, I'm very happy to help you." Cao Erzhu finally found the opportunity to put forward his own ideas.

He denghong looked at Cao Erzhu with wide eyes and asked in surprise, "God, Cao Erzhu, have you really helped Zhou Xiaojuan resolve her loneliness?"

Cao Erzhu was so worried that he immediately said, "I mean, I'm willing to make you happy. She's my brother's woman. She's from my family. I have to respect her. How can I have the wrong idea? "

He denghong's jealousy disappeared, she said with a smile: "hee hee, I thought you were really your brother's substitute, which scared me. If that's true, it's that the fertilizer doesn't flow to other people's fields. Hee hee, it's produced and sold by itself. " After thinking about it, she said, "but also, if you are really your brother's substitute, Zhou Xiaojuan doesn't have to go to the back of the house to peep at your toilet, just look at it directly."

In fact, Cao Erzhu watched Zhou Xiaojuan go to the toilet, but he denghong insisted that Zhou Xiaojuan was watching herself go to the toilet, which is strange. Cao Erzhu thought for a moment and said, "sister denghong, don't change the subject. Ah, tell me the truth, do you want to be my fourth brother? "

He denghong said bitterly, "well, it's no use thinking about it. It's so far away, and I can't see or get close to it. I don't want to do it at all."

"If you miss him, well, what do you do?" Cao Erzhu deliberately broke the casserole to the end.

What to do? It's hard. It's hard.

He denghong didn't say that, but said, "Hey, you're a child. You haven't got any fetal hair. What do you want to do with all these messy things? Hee hee, don't you want to learn Rooster crowing? "

What are you doing? Take advantage of the fire!

Cao Erzhu smiles, blinks his eyes quickly and says, "Hey, I want to care about you! Sister denghong, you look so beautiful and young. It's a happy horse, but no one is riding it. I'm afraid you're lonely and lonely. I'm afraid you've got something wrong. Hey, I've heard from adults that if a woman wants anything and can't get anything, she will get a disease called melancholia. It's like a madman. Either she's locked up at home and suffering from autism, talking to herself and ignoring anyone, or she'll go out and get mad, curse people, hit people and smash things, and look for life and death.... "

He denghong did not say a word. She was very confused. As a young woman, she was healthy. Why didn't she want to be a man? It's better not to mention it. I can't control it if I mention it. If I insist on saying I don't want to, it must be a lie.

"I've also heard people say that if a woman doesn't do that with a man often, the secretion of a hormone in her body will decrease So the skin becomes rough and aging quickly. Elder sister, denghong elder sister, you are only twenty-five or twenty-six years old. It's time to enjoy the happiness of youth. Don't be silly and suffer yourself. As long as you think in your heart, you should do it boldly. There's nothing to be afraid of! A person's life is just a few decades. Don't enjoy anything, but when you are old and want to enjoy that kind of happiness, your body won't allow you to, and you can't afford it. "

"Cut, you ghost Cao Erzhu, blind people chew Guoba, really blind people chew it! Where did you get so many heresies? " He denghong can't stand it any more. He really wants Cao Erzhu to press on the ground.

Cao Erzhu saw that he denghong was a little flustered. He deliberately added fuel to the fire and said, "you have never heard people say that if the ditch is not dredged, it will be blocked, if the knife is not sharpened, it will rust, and if the tofu is put for a long time, it will become moldy..."

"I don't see. You have a lot of social experience! One by one, it's like someone who's been here

He denghong said that he pushed Cao Er Zhu a hand, and scolded in his heart: you stupid man, speaking with his mouth, why not take practical action?

It's really a mallet. I don't know a woman's heart at all.

"Hey, hey, when the fourth brother is in the city and can't stand it, he may go to the hairdresser to look for the young lady in the city to do big health care. Hey, men are like plows. They will rust if they don't use them for a long time. It's said that they will get a disease called prostatitis. If you get that kind of disease, if you don't treat it in time, if it's serious, the man will not be so man. He will become a second mower. Even if a woman puts it in front of him and opens it to him, he can't enjoy it. "

"Well, you're bullshit. Your fourth brother is not that man. He won't look for a lady in the city! Even if he has been a monk for a year and a half, he has not suffered from that kind of disease. He's back in the new year. I think he's still very manly. "

He denghong was more and more flustered. In those days of the Spring Festival, Zhu Laosi was at home, and the couple were just like the newlyweds. However, the time of Spring Festival is too short, not happy enough, Zhu Laosi left. Referring to those days, she was relaxed and happy.

"Cut, sister denghong, are you stupid? Do you think the fourth brother is a gentleman? Hey, no cheating? When I was a child, before my fourth brother married you, once I went to my thatched cottage to relieve my big hand. When I heard something happening in my thatched cottage, I went to see it quietly. My mother, I saw that he was hiding in the thatched cottage with his hand You are so greedy

He denghong took a look at Cao Erzhu and couldn't help laughing, but she didn't.

Cao Erzhu looked at he denghong's expression and said, "I think if the fourth brother can't survive in the city, and you are not around him, he will find a way to solve it. He won't hold on like you, a fool, and let himself suffer from injustice." Cao Erzhu deliberately asked, "sister denghong, do you tell me that night owls are cheating?"He denghong looked at the ground without saying a word.

He denghong looked down and did not speak. Cao Erzhu looked around and saw the hillside, cotton seedlings and Vitex. He said professionally, "sister denghong, I tell you, the man who leaves a woman is a night owl? Hey hey, which night owl doesn't cheat? I've heard that fourth brother, they have been in the hair salon for health care more than once in the city. "

"Yeah, who are you listening to? Be careful when your fourth brother comes back and tears your smelly mouth! " He denghong threatened Cao Erzhu.

"Anyway, I've heard of Hey, hey, I know, four elder brothers have a ghost in their heart. They have done something bad and dare not do anything to me! If he dares to poison me, I'll expose them publicly and make them shameless to stay in our lihuachong village... " Cao Erzhu talks nonsense with his eyes closed.

"Cut, must be your elder brother Cao Dazhu talking nonsense to you? Well, none of those men are really good He denghong blinked. She believed a little and even became angry.

"Hey, hey, how could my brother tell me something like that? I overheard it. Of course, when they said that, they didn't say it openly on the loudspeaker." Seeing that he denghong didn't believe it, Cao Erzhu made up a story and said, "during the Spring Festival, they came home from the city to celebrate the new year. They drank together and got drunk. After drinking, they told the truth and revealed their secrets in the city."