The best little villagers

The next morning, Cao Erzhu put on his clothes, took Gao Junliang's clothes down and gave them to his mother. He asked her to wash them in the washing machine. In the kitchen, he met his sister-in-law Zheng Xuemei.

Zheng Xuemei looked at Cao Erzhu, pointed her finger to his forehead and said, "brother, did you have sex outside last night? Did you make your wife Xiao Ping angry, and even the door won't let you in?"

Cao Erzhu looked at Zheng Xuemei and said seriously: "it seems that you can't live in our house. It's too inconvenient. If we fart in this room, you'll have to analyze and study for a long time."

Zheng Xuemei said with a smile, "do you want to drive us away? It's not that easy. We have a supermarket in the city. You called us back. Have you ever heard of it? It's easier to ask God than to send him away. "

Cao Erzhu said with a smile: "it's ok if you don't go, but you can't comment on our situation."

At this time, sun Mingzhi came over and saw Cao Erzhu. He opened his eyes and said, "were you nervous last night?"

Zheng Xuemei looked at them, kept smiling and didn't interrupt.

Cao Erzhu looked at the angry sun Mingzhi, as if he had never hugged him. He said with a smile, "I'm sorry, sister. I thought it was Guo Xiaoping who opened the door. I made a mistake."

Zheng Xuemei also said: "yes, you look like Guo Xiaoping. When you just came back from the city, if you two don't talk, I can't tell who you are."

Sun Mingzhi added: "how did Guo Xiaoping coax her?"

Cao Erzhu looked outside the door and boasted: "she still coaxed me? Hey, to tell you the truth, if she doesn't listen to me and faces me, I'll have a few mouths, and I'll beat her up in a dozen. "

Zheng Xuemei laughed. She pointed to Cao Erzhu and said, "you dare to blow it. Fortunately, I know it very well. Guo Xiaoping closed the door inside. It took you a long time to beg her to let you in... "

As soon as Cao Erzhu heard this, she immediately said, "sister-in-law, I'll tell you well later. How can you forget? Please don't pay attention to us in the future. Alas, it's better to drive you away. "

Unexpectedly, Guo Xiaoping went upstairs to the toilet to see the bustling kitchen. She also came in. She whispered, "what are you talking about? How lively it is

Zheng Xuemei said with a smile: "I'm talking about you! Speak of Cao Cao, and he will come. "

Guo Xiaoping looked at everyone, she snorted and said: "me? Cut, what can I say? Yao Jun and sister have a good topic. You should talk about them! "

Zheng Xuemei still said with a smile: "yesterday our brother must have bullied you. You didn't open the door to our brother..."

Cao Erzhu said with a smile: "sister-in-law, what do you say? Isn't she bullying me?"

Guo Xiaoping looks at Sun Mingzhi and sees that she was hugged by Cao Erzhu last night. She has no reaction now, so she is not happy.

"Yao Jun didn't bully me, and I didn't bully him," she said. Well, he bullied our sister. Elder sister, I'm sorry. I don't know if Yao Jun apologizes to you. I'm sorry for him now! Yao Jun scared you last night. I'm afraid you didn't sleep well at night. "

Sun Mingzhi knows that Guo Xiaoping has something to say. She deliberately pretends to be confused.

She said: "yes, Yao Jun came back, and Xiao Ping didn't open the door. I opened the door, and he wanted to hug me I'm scared to death. "

Zheng Xuemei opened her eyes wide and said in surprise, "is there such a thing? Our brother is so shameful that he bullied two women in one move. Mingzhi wants to beat her. Don't leave her face! Well, Xiao Ping should shut him out of the room and not let him in. "

Cao Erzhu raised his hands to make a surrender, he repeatedly said: "Hey, don't pursue my responsibility, OK? I explained to Guo Xiaoping for a long time last night, but I just managed to get through. I'm going to explain to you today. How can I explain when you say so? "

Guo Xiaoping opened her eyes and said, "now my sister-in-law and sister-in-law are here. Yao Jun, to tell you the truth, do you want to take advantage of my sister?"

Cao Erzhu put his hands together and bowed repeatedly, saying, "sister-in-law, sister-in-law, wife, I beg you, will you show mercy? Well, didn't I drink too much yesterday? I was in a trance. I thought it was my wife Guo Xiaoping who opened the door for me. At that time, there was no light in the hall. Besides, they were similar in appearance, so I held the wrong person Well, I'm a scholar and I've met a soldier now. I can't explain why. "

Zheng Xuemei looked at Sun Mingzhi and Guo Xiaoping again. She said with a smile, "Hey, my brother said the same thing. You two look like twins. It's easy to make a mistake if you don't distinguish them carefully. Well, I always get you two wrong. " Looking at Guo Xiaoping, she said, "Hey, yes. Knowing that your husband is back, why don't you open the door and let your sister open it?"

Guo Xiaoping said bitterly: "Wuwu, I was bitten by a snake this time. I've been afraid of the well rope for ten years? I'm afraid to open the door by myself. Besides, Yao Jun only knocks at the door and doesn't talk. Who knows he's back? "

Sun Mingzhi looked at Cao Erzhu and said, "Yeah, Cao Yaojun, no, you said you were drunk. How dare you drive back?"Zheng Xuemei also said, "yes, how unsafe is that?"

Guo Xiaoping also asked, "whose clothes did you wear? What about your clothes?"

Cao Erzhu frowned and said, "I met my niece Wu Qian yesterday, officially recognized my uncle and called me personally. As soon as I was happy, I drank more and got drunk. You don't know, I vomited in a mess and soiled all my clothes I lay in her house for several hours. When I woke up and felt better, I changed his boyfriend's clothes and drove back slowly. "

Sun Mingzhi frowned and said, "are you drunk driving? Aren't you afraid of being caught by the traffic police?"

Guo Xiaoping said with a bitter face: "you are not afraid of being unsafe even if you are drunk and driving." Looking up and down at Cao Erzhu, she said, "is Wu Qian's boyfriend taller than you? You look like you're wearing a dragon's robe in other people's clothes. "

Cao Erzhu had an excellent impression on Gao Junliang. He said with pride: "my nephew to be is not only taller than me, but also more handsome than me. He is also a college student and more knowledgeable than me..."

Guo Xiaoping blinked her eyes and said, "Hello, Yao Jun, it seems that I heard that Wu Qian is only 18 years old. Why do you have a boyfriend? You're going to be your nephew and son-in-law. Do you know each other a little early?"

Cao Erzhu looked at everyone and said, "Alas, although Wu Qian is a rich second generation, she is not short of money, but she lacks family warmth. Her mother has cancer. I heard it's only two or three months old. Her father has committed a capital crime, and he won't be able to wait long for the law Alas, I can't take care of her except that I am her closest friend. I have to find a boyfriend earlier. "

At this time, aunt Hu came back from the garden with spinach. She was surprised to see them all in the kitchen and said, "Yeah, what are you doing in the kitchen? Well, don't you have your own business to do? "