The best little villagers

Guo Xiaoping pinched the back of Cao Erzhu's hand on his buttocks and said in a coquettish way: "Wuwu, Cao Yaojun, from now on, I want you to only like me as a woman. You are not allowed to flirt around like a male dog."

Cao Erzhu looked at Guo Xiaoping's face and scanned her eyes, nose and mouth. He thought it was beautiful and not critical. He deliberately asked, "how long will it be in the future? Five years, ten years, twenty years? "

Guo Xiaoping blinked her eyes and said: "Wuwu, no specific number, forever."

Cao Erzhu immediately cried and said: "forever That's not going to work

Guo Xiaoping was not happy again. She pulled Cao Erzhu's hand from her buttocks and said, "cut, you bad thing, do you want to like other women? I'm not going to do it

Cao Erzhu nodded repeatedly, just like a chicken pecking: "well, yes, it must be."

Guo Xiaoping was angry. She hit Cao Erzhu with her hand. She stretched her face and said, "I won't allow it!"

Cao Erzhu put his hand on Guo Xiaoping's abdomen and pinched it. He also gave a kiss with his mouth and said in a low voice, "if you give me a daughter as beautiful as you, hehe, your own, my blood, she is also a woman, don't you let me like it?"

Guo Xiaoping closed her mouth and hit Cao Erzhu several times. However, this time, the force was very light. She said happily, "hee hee, it's like this. I'm scared to death! You villain, you really think about it. How far you think about it! Wuwu, if you are ugly, do you like it? "

"Your daughter must be like you, not like me. Lying trough, if a beautiful mother gives birth to an ugly girl, it will really make people angry! " Cao Erzhu pinches Guo Xiaoping's belly and suddenly opens his mouth to bite her, but he doesn't have the strength to bite her.

In this way, Guo Xiaoping was so scared that she yelled like someone was going to kill her.

Guo Xiaoping hugged Cao Erzhu's head with both hands and pushed it away. Seeing that he put his hand on his belly again, she pinched the back of his hand and said, "Cao Yaojun, I'm a pure girl. You made me a young lady last night. I almost hurt to death. If you have no conscience and neglect me, I can't spare you. When you fall asleep, I'll kill you with a knife."

Cao Erzhu made a strange face and said, "Damn, there is a beauty killer lying beside me. I have to keep my eyes open when I sleep. Don't offend you one day. You really kill me with a knife. Hey, hey, I'm still your slave. Let you be Empress Wu. I'll serve you well. "

Guo Xiaoping was so happy that her tears came out. Several tears rolled on her face. She wiped it with her hand, tilted her head and said, "cut, if you want to be nice to me, I can't bear to kill you!" After thinking about it, he said, "Hey, Cao Yaojun, if I really have an ugly girl like you, don't you really like it?"

Cao Erzhu said: "no, wife, you are so beautiful, how can you have an ugly girl?"

Guo Xiaoping said bitterly: "people don't say that what seeds are sown will grow what seedlings are sown. Growing gourds will not produce pumpkins. What if I had a girl as ugly as you? "

Cao Erzhu didn't dare to face this problem. He changed the topic and said, "Guo Xiaoping, when you are carrying dishes in the city, no handsome guy chases you?"

Guo Xiaoping looked at Cao Erzhu. She closed her eyes. Hearing this, she opened her eyes and asked, "Cao Yaojun, what do you mean? Well, you don't think I'm not wanted. I'm a leftover girl, do you? Well, I'm not twenty years old yet. There are so many men who have ideas for me

Cao Erzhu explained: "dear, you have reversed my meaning. Hehe, I'm afraid that a man will chase you! There are many people chasing you. I'm afraid someone will attack you. "

"Wuwu, you dare to attack me. Wuwu, there are so many people chasing me that they don't dare to hurt me. " Guo Xiaoping closed her eyes, frowned, and said weakly, "Cao Yaojun, are you satisfied with my trial marriage with you? I feel good

Cao Erzhu was unconvinced by Guo Xiaoping's words. He said with a smile, "Hey, you are narcissistic and confident. Who said you are a beautiful girl? I never thought so

"Cut, you forget, when we were in junior high school, you wanted to flatter me and say I was beautiful, but I ignored you! Hee hee, I know we're trying to get married today. We should treat you better then. Hee hee, I'm a little sorry. " Guo Xiaoping said with a smile.

Cao Erzhu said, "Alas, am I that ugly? No, no one says I'm ugly! "

"Well, who dares to speak to your face except me?" Guo Xiaoping gently stroked Cao Erzhu's body and said, "Oh, I have a lot of people who say I'm a big beauty."

Cao Erzhu said in his heart, "I think so, too." However, he didn't say this, for fear that she would be more proud and feel worse.

Guo Xiaoping closed her eyes and recalled: "well, when I was carrying dishes in the city, there was a big boss who came to our restaurant every day and ordered a lot of dishes. Once, he wanted to give me a lot of money, give me a car, let me live in a villa Let me accompany him, also said to support me for a lifetime, let me be his junior. Hum, a bad old man who keeps smoking and drinking every day stinks to death, so I won't be fooled by him! Hee hee, severely refused. Ah, Cao Yaojun, what do you think of me? Do you have backbone? "Cao Erzhu quickly praised and said: "Guo Xiaoping, my dear wife, you are too wise, too far sighted, too great!"

Guo Xiaoping said in a sweet voice: "well, that bad old man thought that money would buy me off. Hum, you look down on me. Well, my first time is dedicated to the man who will live with me for the rest of his life. Hee hee, I didn't expect to give you this ugly. Wuwu, it's not worth it. It's too bad! It hurts me a lot and it's bleeding. Sobbing. " Then he beat Cao Erzhu.

Cao Erzhu was proud and flattered and said, "Guo Xiaoping, you are so great. I admire you more and more. It shows that you have foresight. I will be a millionaire in the near future."

Guo Xiaoping pinched Cao Erzhu's buttocks and said, "woo, I haven't held on for so many years. Hee, you are so lucky that you are so ugly. Wuwu, you should be good to me in the future. You are not allowed to have two hearts and be good to me with one mind. "

Cao Erzhu smiles and looks at Guo Xiaoping's expression. She closes her eyes, frowns and says with a silly smile, "Hey, I won the grand prize. Really, as you are beautiful, or not open There are very few women here

After chatting happily for a while, Cao Erzhu became interested again and suddenly turned over to an eagle to catch a chicken