The best little villagers

"Well, you see that, aren't you a bee? It seems to be still climbing! " Guo Xiaoping stamped her feet and asked anxiously.

Cao Erzhu was happy. He reached out and pushed Guo Xiaoping into the shed, took off her coat, raised her bra, and said with a smile, "lying trough, these two despicable guys want to compete with Lao Tzu for food, and they want to compete with Lao Tzu for love and jealousy. Shit, I won't allow it. It's my patent right now. It's necessary. "

"Oh, it stung me. It must have stung me. Wuwu, it's painful. Wuwu." Guo Xiaoping cried and stamped her feet several times.

Cao Erzhu wanted to catch the bee, but he didn't expect to annoy it, so he stung Guo Xiaoping. He quickly took off the bee, sucked the stung place with his mouth, spat and said: "now the environment is bad, I can't find pregnant women, otherwise I'll squeeze a few drops of milk and wipe it on you. Maybe it will swell up later." He said with a smile, "Hey, it's estimated that the bee thinks that your breast is too small. It wants to help you with breast enhancement."

Guo Xiaoping hit Cao Erzhu and said in a coquettish way, "well, it's your fault. I hate you so much. You even said that all the bees are dead, which makes me stung by bees."

Cao Er Zhu waved his hand and said, "Hey, wife, don't move. There's another one!"

Guo Xiaoping looked down and saw that there was one crawling on the other side of her chest. She was so scared that she didn't even dare to speak, for fear that it would sting again.

Cao Erzhu took off the bold bee, helped Guo Xiaoping put on her clothes, and said with a smile, "go, let's go quickly. It's estimated that you've been wronged by bees in your last life. Now they're coming to avenge you." After thinking about it, he said, "it's strange that all the bees are dead. How can another box come back to life? It's incredible

Guo Xiaoping shakes her hips for a while and says with a crying voice: "woo, I still seem to have miles in my body..."

Cao Erzhu wondered, how can bees only love Guo Xiaoping and despise themselves? There was no bee. He looked at Guo Xiaoping and said, "it's strange that bees only sting you? Do bees also regard women as flowers

Guo Xiaoping untied her trouser belt and said with a mournful face: "woo, hurry up, Cao Yaojun, please look for it for me. Don't let it sting me again."

Cao Erzhu opened Guo Xiaoping's trousers and looked inside. He didn't see it. He put his hand in and lifted up her underpants. Sure enough, there was a bee on her underpants. He couldn't help laughing: "Hey, my dear wife, even the bee knows you have a beautiful flower. It wants to pick honey."

In order to let Cao Erzhu catch the bee, Guo Xiaoping pulled her trousers to her knees and said anxiously, "woo, hurry up, don't let it sting me again. My chest is still in terrible pain now! Sobbing. "

Cao Erzhu gently pulled Guo Xiaoping's underpants. Interestingly, the bee rested on Guo Xiaoping's pad impartially. He said with a smile, "Alas, this bee who is looking for death dares to compete with me for food. It's not afraid of being poisoned by your smell of shame. It's resting on your dirty mat. That dog looks so greedy. " Looking up at Guo Xiaoping, he dared not move and said, "lying in the trough, this bee is really brave. It's too much to be my rival. Bee, I won't crush you now. Hum, if anyone wants me to wear a green hat in the future, I will crush him like a bee. "

Then he reached out and pinched the bee.

Guo Xiaoping kicks her round buttocks and asks in fear, "woo woo, did you get the bees down?"

"Hey, wife, don't worry. I'll do it myself if I have your husband. What else can't I do? Not to mention a small bee, even a big one, I can kill it. " Cao Erzhu said with a smile, "these bees have been poisoned. Now they are back from the dead. I think they are insane and crazy. They even like to drill into women's bodies."

Guo Xiaoping carefully said: "Wuwu, you give me a good look, see stung me?"

Cao Erzhu looked at the dirty mat and said, "the bees rest on the mat. Before they can sting you, I will crush it. Son of a bitch, this bee was crushed to pieces by Laozi in order to get into your house. It's really desperate. "

"Well, what else? Don't miss it. I put on my clothes. Bees are hiding in it to sting me Guo Xiaoping said with fear.

"I don't think so. Otherwise, don't move. Let me look for it again. " Cao Erzhu got close to Guo Xiaoping's body and looked at it carefully. He also sucked his nose and immediately smelled a faint fragrance.

No bees, Guo Xiaoping heart stone fell down, she said: "Wu, Cao Yaojun, what are you still dawdling? I'm going to put on my pants. Don't let the bees fly in again. "

Cao Erzhu grabbed Guo Xiaoping's hand and said, "don't wait." He looked at the pad and sniffed, "I know why bees sting you, because you have a plant smell. Bees think it's that kind of plant, so they get into you."

Guo Xiaoping was startled and thought that Cao Erzhu saw a bee again. She timidly asked, "cut, Cao Yaojun, are you looking for it? I'm going to put my pants on! If the bee bites me again, I'll be rude to youCao Erzhu took down the mat with the fragrance of plants, threw it outside, helped Guo Xiaoping put on her underpants, patted her chest and said, "the culprit has been found and I threw it on the ground. If the bees sting you again, I'll take full responsibility. "

As soon as Guo Xiaoping looked up, she suddenly saw a man's head sticking out from the outside of the shed. Her eyes were staring at the inside of the shed without blinking. She was so scared that she couldn't speak when she pointed out with her hands.

The man saw that Guo Xiaoping found himself, and he was scared to death. He ran out with all his life and dived into the Bush to hide.

Cao Erzhu was startled when he heard Guo Xiaoping yelling. He glared at Guo Xiaoping and said, "what are you fussing about? I was startled. "

Guo Xiaoping quickly put on her trousers and whispered, "Cao Yaojun, it seems that there is someone outside! Wu Wu, it seems that he has been peeping at us all the time Then he rubbed his eyes and fixed his eyes on the outside.

As soon as Cao Erzhu heard this, he immediately yelled, "where are people? He dares to peep at Laozi and Laozi's wife and see if Laozi doesn't kill him. "

Guo Xiaoping opened her eyes and said: "Wuwu, outside, she stretched out her head and opened her eyes. As soon as I saw him, his head shrank and disappeared."

Cao Erzhu picked up a stick from the shack and ran to the shack to have a look: "no one! Wife, are you looking at me

Guo Xiaoping also ran outside, pointed to the thorns and said, "I can see clearly. It's a man with his head outstretched and wide eyes staring at us in the shed. As soon as I found him, he ran away. "