The best little villagers

"What, Qunfeng county?" Huang Xiaocui said in surprise, looking at Cao Erzhu is like looking at aliens, "I've never heard of the place you said."

Cao Erzhu looked around and asked, "Yeah, it's not Qunfeng county. Where is it?"

Huang Xiaocui said with a smile: "you really don't know? OK, I'll tell you. This is Jinjing Town, Jinjiang City, Fujian Province. It's only five or six miles away from Jinmen County, Taiwan Province. "

Cao Erzhu was even more surprised. True God, Qunfeng county is thousands of miles away from here at least! Did you say that you ran thousands of miles after a sleep? He got confused and couldn't figure it out. Nima, what a rocket speed. It's incredible. It's unbelievable!

Huang Xiaocui sniffed and asked, "Yeah, how can there be a smell of shyness? Hee hee, it's the smell of urine. "

Cao Erzhu moved his body, pulled the quilt on his body, reached out his hand and touched the pants on his crotch, and said with a shy smile: "Hey, I drank too much yesterday, and I peed my pants, and I haven't had time to change them."

Huang Xiaocui covered her mouth and laughed: "hee hee, I'll help you take off your pants. Ah, it's hard to wear dirty pants, isn't it?"

Cao Erzhu looks at Huang Xiaocui's face and body. NIMA is far less beautiful than Guo Xiaoping, and worse than he denghong. Besides, I have a headache, dizziness, weakness and no interest. Also, I don't know the origin of Huang Xiaocui. He said quickly, "it's almost done. Don't take it off I can wear it. "

Huang Xiaocui ignored Cao Erzhu and was not shy, just like her wife. She lifted the quilt, stretched out her hand and forced him to take off his trousers and underpants. She took them in her hand and smelled them, saying, "Wow, I'm so shy, I don't want to take them off! Is it comfortable for you? "

Nima, it's strange again. His naked body has never been seen by a strange woman. Cao Erzhu quickly covers the quilt, looks at Huang Xiaocui, lowers his head, and is embarrassed.

"Oh, what's in your pants?" Huang Xiaocui asked again with Cao Erzhu's dirty pants.

"Hey, hey, it's just a stone. I was drunk last night, and I put it in my trouser pocket as an egg." Cao Erzhu looks up at Huang Xiaocui.

Huang Xiaocui put her hand into Cao Erzhu's trouser pocket, and a miracle appeared again. She took out an egg, green shell, or boiled. She said happily: "hee hee, a wild Eggs must have high nutritional value. Hee hee, you're so funny. It's a stone! You really drank too much yesterday. You must be drunk. You can't even tell the egg from the stone. "

Cao Erzhu felt incredible and confused again! Nima, was it a round stone that I took last night? I bit it with my mouth, but I couldn't bite it. How can it become an egg now?

Huang Xiaocui peels the eggshell to reveal the white egg white. She takes a bite to expose the yellow yolk. She chews and puts the remaining eggs into Cao Erzhu's mouth.

Cao Erzhu chewed a few times. NIMA, it's really an egg. It tastes good! I can't believe it! Damn it, it's really puzzling that something incredible happened!

A series of strange things happened in a row. Cao Erzhu was confused. He sat up and wanted to see outside. Is the outside world also strange? Is it really hell? He wanted to go, but Huang Xiaocui didn't stop him. As soon as he got out of bed, he found that he didn't wear pants and was naked. He quickly got into the bed again and couldn't go anywhere.

Huang Xiaocui said with a smile: "Mr. Cao, don't go out. When people send money to you later, what will you do if they can't find you when you're away? Can I take the money for you? "

Cao Erzhu was even more surprised. He opened his mouth and asked, "send money?" What the hell is going on?

The woman nodded solemnly and said, "well, doesn't a Taiwanese businessman owe you one million yuan? Hee hee, did you forget when you were drunk? He said that he had agreed to come here today to pay back the money. Thanks to my temporary secretary, otherwise no one would want to pay back the money! "

Cao Erzhu suddenly fainted. He threw himself on the quilt and didn't think of a way to understand. Fuck, this world is too crazy, do his mother's strange things! When did you owe me money? It's still a million dollars, or RMB, not Taiwan dollars, or a cautious businessman!

Cao Erzhu feels that he is not in reality, but in a dream. It's so mysterious.

Fuck, when did someone owe me a million dollars? Am I really Mr. Cao? Why don't I even know myself?

Cao Erzhu is very tangled, and his mind is full of this problem. He felt that he had crossed into an immature network novel, with chaotic logic, just like the computer program had a problem, there was a garbled code, and things happened so confusing. He felt headache and dry mouth. He straightened up and smacked his mouth and said, "Hey, I want to drink water. You can get me a cup of boiled water. Put more tea and make it thicker. I have a fever and want to reduce the fire. Hey, you have to. "

Huang Xiaocui conjured up a cup of tea and said, "hee hee, I've already made it." After smelling it, he said, "or I'll change the heat for you." Then he pulled out a plastic basin from under the bed and poured the water into the basin.

Cao Erzhu couldn't wait. He said quickly, "don't change it. It's just for me to drink. It's too hot to drink." He took it to his hand and kissed the cup with his lips. The tea was warm, so he drank it "Gulu Gulu" and drank it all at once.Huang Xiaocui took the cup and put it on the bedside table: "do you still drink it? You had a cup of tea in a fit

"Well, I've quenched my thirst. I won't drink any more!" Cao Erzhu sighed and said, "Alas, the skull is so painful. Fuck his mother, the world is really unbelievable!"

Huang Xiaocui sat on the bed, pressed Cao Erzhu down and said, "do you have a headache? OK, it's OK. You lie down and I'll give you a massage. I promise I'll get rid of the disease. Press a few times and your head won't hurt. " The slender hand touched his forehead and said with a smile, "hee hee, Mr. Cao, whatever you want to enjoy, you can open your mouth. I'll give you whatever you want

Cao Erzhu and Guo Xiaoping have been in love for a long time. They only stop when they put them in sacks. Maybe they are in a bad mental state, maybe they are drunk. He didn't commit the addiction that he is easy to commit. Now he has no interest in women, let alone a beautiful woman who is not as beautiful as Guo Xiaoping.

But Huang Xiaocui pressed Cao Erzhu to rub him, deliberately touching him with his half exposed body, obviously deliberately teasing him. She said with a smile: "hee hee, Mr. Cao, I can't see it. You are still a man who doesn't eat fireworks among people!"