The best little villagers

Cao Mingyu was not happy. He wanted to yell at the phone. He thought that his family was in double happiness. As soon as he came back, his anger went away. But he put away his mobile phone and said, "you bald son, are you hard winged? Even Lao Tzu didn't want to take it. It would cost dozens of yuan to rent a taxi! You are President Clinton of the United States. There are still important things to do! "

Unwilling to rent a taxi, Cao Mingyu rented a three wheeled trampoline and drove to his door.

Cao Mingyu was wearing a crumpled suit bought at a stall, release shoes on his feet, a red tie twisted around his neck, a blanket roll in one hand and a paint bucket he was reluctant to throw away in the other. He thought that coming back from the city would be like returning home.

"I'm back!" Cao Mingyu paid and let the car go. He stood at the door and cried excitedly.

To Cao Mingyu's surprise, the whole family knew that I was coming back and closed the courtyard door tightly. He cried so loudly that no one agreed, which made him a little angry.

Cao Mingyu patted the door again and cried out, "Er Zhu, I'm back!"

Cao Erzhu and Guo Xiaoping are sticking together. When they hear the sound of clapping the door, they let go. Guo Xiaoping runs out: "Dad, it's quite fast, isn't it a taxi?" Open the door, a look at Dad's appearance, he suddenly stunned, hair was blown into a strange shape, wrinkled suit, red tie, this is not the Internet rumored Street "kill Matt"? He quickly dragged the old man into the yard and immediately closed the door. "Dad, are you still there? Why did you become like this after half a year's absence?"

"Little bald boy, it's only half a year. You don't even recognize me. Your eyes have grown to your forehead?" Cao Mingyu went into the yard and put the blanket and paint bucket on the ground.

"Hey, Dad, you look so funny now! Who packaged you like this? Hey, hey, it's not a barber, is it Cao Erzhu looked at the old man again, "where did you get your clothes from? Hey, hey, that's funny! "

Cao Mingyu pulled the wrinkled clothes and said triumphantly, "Hey, how about buying them in the city? Hehe, it's foreign style. Do I dress like an old man in the city now? "

Looking at Cao Mingyu's appearance, Cao Erzhu couldn't laugh or cry. He shook his head and ran into the room with his head down. In the room, he said to himself, "I still want to learn from the old man in the city. I don't like the old man in the city. I don't even like the old man in the country."

Aunt Hu is cooking in the kitchen. Cao Mingyu shouts outside the door. The first time she hears it, because she has done something sorry to her man. She is guilty of being a thief and is embarrassed to open the door. She calmed herself for a long time at the door of the stove and kept telling herself: he didn't know what I did with Zhu Dingyin at home. If he didn't know, he could be regarded as having never done it. He must be more natural in front of him and don't let him see any signs. When Cao Mingyu stood in the yard, she couldn't hesitate any more. Aunt Hu stopped her work and stood at the kitchen door, looking at Cao Mingyu with a red face. For a moment, she didn't know what to say. She just sipped her mouth and giggled, and her body shook involuntarily.

Cao Mingyu thought that his wife hadn't seen him for half a year. Now he suddenly meets her. I'm a little embarrassed! He asked with a smile: "Hey, er Zhu, are you ok? Hey, hey, you look good now. "

When Aunt Hu saw her son Cao Erzhu enter his own room, they were the only two old people in the yard, and Cao Mingyu didn't see anything unusual like a fool, so she was very brave. She blushed and whispered, "OK, what a fart."

Cao Mingyu thought that his wife's land had been idle for half a year, and no one ploughed it. He approached aunt Hu and wanted to hold her.

Aunt Hu looked in the hall and hugged her son in the yard. She was afraid that her son would see her and she dodged. He also said, "cut, you silly thing, you should hang your trouser pocket around your neck. Where did you get this outfit? It's like a clown singing a play. "

"Hey, I have a tie around my neck. When I bought a suit, the boss gave it to me. Hehe, is it foreign? It's almost like the old man in the city? " Cao Mingyu approaches aunt Hu.

Aunt Hu glanced at Cao Mingyu and said, "almost, almost a fart. Is the old man in the city like you?"

"No?" Cao Mingyu put her head to Aunt Hu's ear and asked in a low voice, "Hey, dear wife, you said you are a fart. What's wrong with you?"

Aunt Hu was coy and said, "well, it's not good anywhere, it's not good all over."

Seeing that his wife was happy, Cao Mingyu danced and said in a low voice, "wife, do you hurt or itch?"

Aunt Hu shook her body and said, "Wu, my heart aches and my body itches."

Cao Mingyu went home, a little overjoyed, he said: "this is easy to do, I will cure. Hei hei, when I get to bed later, I promise to get rid of the disease as soon as possible. However, Hei hei, the recurrence rate is a little high. "

Cao Erzhu ran into the room and talked about letting Guo Xiaoping see Cao Mingyu, her future father-in-law.

Guo Xiaoping came out to see her future father-in-law for the first time. She was a little embarrassed.Two people discussed, Cao Erzhu ran out, see the old couple in the kitchen, said with a smile: "Dad, mom, your whispers later back to the room to say, first let Dad see our family's first big happy thing."

Cao Erzhu clapped his high five in the courtyard and said, "please let Miss Guo Xiaoping shine on the stage!"

Guo Xiaoping came out with a red face and a smile.

When Cao Mingyu heard that Cao Erzhu clapped high five, he looked up and suddenly saw a graceful little girl standing in the yard. She was so beautiful that she was almost as beautiful as the girl in the city. He was surprised and even thought: isn't it the seven fairies? He had a big mouth open and could not speak for a long time.

Cao Erzhu pointed to Guo Xiaoping and said, "Dad, Guo Xiaoping, my daughter-in-law. Su Jiafan's great beauty will be our beautiful little sister-in-law in lihuachong. " Pointing at Cao Mingyu, he said to Guo Xiaoping, "it's necessary to call dad, hehe."

Guo Xiaoping looks at Cao Mingyu's strange dress. If it wasn't for the ravines on his forehead, it would be like the little master with scissors in the small hairdressing salon in the city. She covered her mouth with a smile, and then said: "Dad, is it hard on the road?"

Cao Mingyu's appearance is very "kill Matt", but his head is not slow, he understood, the first happy thing at home is Cao Erzhu has a girlfriend, but when he was happy, he forgot to promise other people's little girl to call himself, he said with a silly smile: "Hey, it's not hard, it's not hard on the road, buy a train ticket, buy a seat, it's comfortable to sit back I'll take it. " Migrant workers are very happy to have a seat on the train. They don't think of any sleeping or soft sleeper.

Aunt Hu was so happy that she couldn't close her mouth. She said with a smile, "Hey, er Zhu's dad, you're worth it. The first time you met, other girls called you dad. Hee hee, I don't know. We met many times before she called me mom. "

Cao Xiaoping said, "I'll call you a few days earlier than your mother! You're the best

Guo Xiaoping said with a smile: "hee, anyway, I've lived with Cao Yaojun. Although I haven't got the license and didn't take the red copy, I'm your daughter-in-law. You're my father-in-law and mother-in-law, so I have to call my father and mother. Hee hee."

The little girl's words are very nice. The two old friends are looking for their teeth happily. They can't come back for a long time.

Cao Erzhu put his arms around Guo Xiaoping's waist and said, "Dad, this is the first happy event in our family. Hey, hey, there's another big happy thing. I'll tell you after dinner. " I want to make a mystery.

Unexpectedly, Cao Mingyu pretended to be smart. He waved his hand and said happily, "Er Zhu, I know the second big happy thing. You don't have to say it."

Cao Erzhu was stunned, thinking that Cao Mingyu knew about the one million yuan at home. He said, "Dad, do you know? The news is very well-informed. My mother didn't tell you that, did she? My mother, too, can't put overnight food in her mouth. She told dad so quickly that she didn't have a sense of mystery. "

Cao Mingyu said happily, "Hey, I don't need to tell you. I'm smart and can guess. Hehe, you must have given me a big grandson! Hey, er Zhu, do you think I'm right? "

It turned out to be a blind guess. I don't know about the one million yuan. Well, I won't tell you now. I'll surprise you later!

Cao Erzhu hugged Guo Xiaoping's waist and said with a smile, "Dad, your imagination is so rich that you can be a writer!"

Aunt Hu gently hit Cao Mingyu on the shoulder and said with a smile, "Hey, you old man, you really can pull cloth with your eyes closed Bullshit, grandson? They've only been together for a few days. Do you think it's steamed bread? As soon as the noodles are made up and steamed, they come out! "

Cao Erzhu said with a smile: "Mom, maybe my father is right. We make people every day. Maybe we'll give you a grandson before we get married! We call it catching up with the times and being ahead of time. "

Guo Xiaoping reached out and pinched Cao Erzhu's big buttocks. She blushed and said, "Dad, mom, don't listen to him. There's nothing wrong. I'm old enough to get married, but he'll have to wait two years! Even if you get married, you can't get a license. How can you have children if you don't get married? "

Cao Mingyu said with a smile: "I think the method of Erzhu's theory is feasible. You give birth to my grandson first. When you get married and have a wedding party, I will ask my grandson to wear a big red flower for you to be a witness and drink for you."

It's interesting. A few people are all laughing backwards and forwards.

Cao Erzhu gave Guo Xiaoping a kiss and said, "OK, we'll do the wedding ceremony according to the pattern my father said. I think this model is really good. People can get married like this in the future. "