The best little villagers

As they walked, the three of them said that when they arrived at the entrance of the village, they would go back to their own homes and separate their ways.

The three stopped.

Aunt tianqin looked at he denghong and said, "he denghong has just got to the point. Otherwise, after dinner, the three of us will go to sun Mingzhi and discuss with her. She is a college student, majoring in journalism, and maybe she will be a reporter in the future. She has more ideas than us. In addition, she is guarding her mother's canteen, and in the center of our families, we have come up with a way to contact each family separately, so as to gather everyone together for a meeting. Ah, no matter whose house they demolish, we all go to reinforce. Don't think it's not their own house. Just stand by and watch it. Let alone be indifferent and watch the joke from the other side. "

Aunt tianqin worked as a substitute teacher in the village primary school for several years. She has the organizational ability and a certain appeal. When she talks, she occasionally comes to some idioms.

Zhang Yuzhi felt that the situation was pressing and time was pressing. She said: "I saw the van truck, too. I saw the people inside looking east and West. I guess I was on the spot to see whose house to demolish first."

After discussion, the three of them broke up and went their own way.

He denghong walked for a few steps and craned her neck to look back, but she still couldn't see Cao Erzhu. She was a little worried about him. She really wanted to go back and call him, but she thought it was too far away, so she had to give up.

Cao Erzhu is sleeping in the bush.

Today, he denghong let him taste the first time in his life. He was tired, worked hard and hurt his mind. He struggled for his life. It was strange that he was not tired to death!

Cao Erzhu originally just wanted to avoid the wind, and then came out again. How could he know that he fell asleep in the Bush, and had a dream without logic. Strangely, his dream turned out to be his brother's woman, Zhou Xiaojuan. When he woke up, it was dark.

Cao Erzhu looked at the gray sky and didn't get up immediately, because he felt that his legs were a little cold, just like he didn't wear pants. But he put out his hand and pinched, but he was wearing pants. At this time, he remembered that he just didn't wear small underpants. Alas, it's really strange. Just because he didn't wear underpants, he felt that he was naked.

Cao Erzhu got up and looked at his body. It was yellow sand and small stones under the thorns that made him yellow. He took a picture, but he didn't take it completely.

At this time, all around a quiet, in addition to the lihuachong reservoir water is also white, at the foot of the mountain, on the hillside, wattle and crops are a mass of black.

His underpants are on the edge of he denghong's field. When Cao Erzhu climbs up the hillside, he sees his underpants hanging on a twig of Vitex twigs, wilting, not swaying in the wind like in the daytime.

He took off his underpants. Alas, they were still wet, so he had to take them in his hands and walk home.

Cao Erzhu didn't take a flashlight. He walked down the mountain to the valley. He looked at the black thorns and felt like someone was following him, which made him shudder.

Fortunately, I didn't meet the legendary wolf, otherwise my body would have been torn to pieces.

Cao Erzhu nervously went to his beekeeping shed, found the flashlight, checked the beehive, and then went home with the flashlight.

Home, yard door closed.

Cao Erzhu is happy. He pinches his nose and shouts: "aunt Hu, are you at home?"

Hearing the voice of a rare man, aunt Hu, Cao Erzhu's mother, was shocked. She thought it was Zhu Dingyin, the village branch secretary, and immediately ran out to open the door.

Seeing that it was his son Cao Erzhu, he was disappointed. He was so angry that he raised his hand to beat him. He scolded, "who am I to chop my skull?" When she saw that her body was dirty and yellow, she was surprised and asked, "did you sieve yellow sand on the mountain?"

Cao Erzhu dodged aunt Hu's hand, sniffed and asked, "Mom, what delicious food do you make at night? Do you have bacon? I want to eat meat to make up for myself

"Eat, you only know how to eat well. To mend your body, you picked yellow sand and planed stones on the mountain today? " Aunt Hu said in a bad voice.

"What's the matter with you, Ma? Who are you angry with?" Cao Erzhu suddenly thought of Zhu Yucui saying that Zhu Dingyin, the village Party branch secretary, would come to do my mother's ideological work, and then asked, "did Zhu Dingyin come to you?"

Aunt Hu was surprised. She bowed her head and said with embarrassment, "I wish you a branch secretary? He Come and kill me

"It's not about demolition. He didn't come to do your ideological work?" Cao Erzhu looked around and said, "I thought Zhu Dingyin's old dog day came to make you angry! Mom, what's bothering you? You tell me, I'll take it out for you. Damn it, I'll screw his head off. "

Aunt Hu said unhappily, "I went to your brother's house in the residential area today. Your niece XiuXiu only sticks to her grandmother and ignores me as a grandmother. I'm so angry. Well, it must have been taught by your sister-in-law Zhou Xiaojuan. "

Mother in law and daughter-in-law are natural enemies. They have never dealt with each other.

Cao Erzhu comforted aunt Hu and said, "Oh, my God, aren't you angry for nothing? Your granddaughter XiuXiu is still young. When she grows up, she will know who will kiss and who will not. "

Entering the hall, the light came on.When Aunt Hu saw the underpants in Cao Erzhu's hand, she thought of the color of loess on Cao Erzhu's body. She was surprised and asked, "ah, Erzhu, what are you doing outside? It's strange that I took off my underpants. "

Cao Erzhu had his first time in his life. Now he was still in great joy. He didn't think about it. He blurted out, "if my underpants are dirty, I'll take them off. Let elder sister denghong wash them for me, hang them on the wattle sticks, and hang them in the air, but not in the air."

Aunt Hu was stunned. She stared at her son. She didn't know what to say.

Aunt Hu has always been in love with Cao Erzhu. When she was a child, she fought with her brother Cao Dazhu. But Cao Erzhu was wrong, and aunt Hu also protected him. Instead, she beat Cao Dazhu mindlessly and never leveled off a bowl of water.

Aunt Hu always felt sorry for her son, because he had never seen his father since he was born, and now he doesn't know who his father is, so she always protects him without principle.

Seeing that Aunt Hu was not angry, Cao Erzhu raised his hand and opened his mouth and said, "hey hey, mom, your son is lucky today. Hey hey, I'll press elder sister denghong on the ground in the Bush this afternoon She gave me the first time in my life, and I almost died. " Finish saying just know to say to leak mouth, but words can't take back again.

When Aunt Hu heard this, she was shocked. It was like a thunderbolt on a sunny day. She felt like the sky was about to fall down. She felt dizzy for a long time before she recovered.

Aunt Hu's eyes were wide and round. When she looked at Cao Erzhu, she saw that he was still smiling triumphantly. She was so angry that she took off her cloth shoes and raised them to hit Cao Erzhu on the head.