The best little villagers

Cao Erzhu didn't go home. His bed was empty and he didn't have a woman. He felt worse than not eating, drinking or wearing. He went to Zhang's straw buttress again. He thought of Wang Chuanying, the neighbor of his sister-in-law Zhou Xiaojuan. By the way, that woman has made an appointment with herself for several days, but she didn't keep the appointment. I still owe her 200 yuan!

Cao Erzhu looked at the straw buttress, kicked it with his foot and said in a low voice: "fuck you, you are so greedy when you do that dog thing every day. You can't stay idle all night! Nima, this urgent need should be solved by Wang Chuanying. "

Cao Erzhu kept on walking to the residential area and came to the door of Wang Chuanying's house. Her door was closed and the room was dark.

Fuck, this girl goes to bed so early that she doesn't even watch TV!

The houses in the residential area are different from the old houses in the village. In front of them are small western style houses. The front door and the windows of the rooms are facing the street. The kitchen, toilet and yard are all in the back.

Cao Erzhu patted the glass on the window of Wang Chuanying's room. "Meow, meow, meow," he whispered three times.

There was no movement inside. Cao Erzhu went to see his sister-in-law's door again. His sister-in-law's room was dark, and he was probably asleep. He was just about to leave. Unexpectedly, his sister-in-law Zhou Xiaojuan came back from the outside, but she was not alone. There was also a woman walking together. They talked as they walked, as if they were complaining about someone because they had scattered mahjong in the middle of the way.

"Chen Kaiying, go back. I'm home." Zhou Xiaojuan saw Cao Erzhu standing at the door. She was overjoyed. She immediately approached Cao Erzhu and said with a smile, "XiuXiu, her second uncle, will you come to help me repair the water heater?"

It was obviously a lie he was telling. Cao Erzhu said with a smile, "well, I'm nagging in my ear every day. I'm tired of it. I don't have time during the day. Come and have a look at it at night. "

Chen Kaiying's house was separated by several houses. She stopped and joked, "Cao Erzhu, you are a good uncle. In the middle of the night, you came to help my sister-in-law repair the water heater." Then he covered his mouth and walked quickly.

Zhou Xiaojuan knew that Chen Kaiying was making fun of herself, but she didn't show any weakness. She replied, "Chen Kaiying, you are envious. OK, I asked her second uncle to repair my water heater, and then go to your house to repair your water heater."

Chen Kaiying said with a smile: "my water heater is good, hee hee, you let your uncle repair it for you all night, and you can do it."

Seeing that Chen Kaiying had gone far away, Zhou Xiaojuan whispered, "XiuXiu, her second uncle, come into the house quickly, and my sister-in-law will cook the poached eggs for you." Then he opened the door and pushed Cao Erzhu into the room. Fortunately, he scattered mahjong in advance, otherwise you would not meet me today

"Sister in law..." Cao Erzhu didn't want to be so insidious with his sister-in-law any more. He lied and said, "I I came back from the city, just arrived Here, I want to tell you something. It's very important. Hehe, it's necessary... "

Anyway, it's not the first time. Zhou Xiaojuan is not shy. She grabs Cao Erzhu's hand, bites his ear and says, "there's something wrong with the water heater on my sister-in-law. Now it's leaking again..."

"Sister-in-law, I must tell you about it. If I don't, it will be a big deal." Cao Erzhu threw away his sister-in-law's hand and told a lie in a low voice, "sister-in-law, it's not good. We did that on that day My mother knew about it. She and my father personally tried me. I can't stand it Just admit I've been with you once. "

Zhou Xiaojuan was stunned. After a while, she said, "Yeah, how does that old witch know?" After thinking about it, she said with a smile, "XiuXiu, her second uncle, your mother and your father know My brother-in-law is not afraid to steal the meat, unless I tell you that it's not the meat I want to steal from you

Cao Er Zhu shook his head and said, "blame me. I have the habit of talking in my sleep. When I was talking in my sleep, I was heard by the old woman who got up to relieve me Ah, in the future If it's my problem, they'll sink me into the lihuachong reservoir and let me see the king of hell. If it's your problem, they'll use family law... " If you don't say it, you have to turn around and go out.

Zhou Xiaojuan reached out and grabbed Cao Erzhu's trouser belt. She said, "it's my problem. I'm responsible for everything. It's none of your business. I forced you. They said how to deal with me by using family law."

Cao Erzhu originally made them up. He didn't know how to deal with them. He thought about it and said: "they didn't say that it must be heavier than the criminal law of the country. They either cut off their arms or legs, or sink directly into the lihuachong reservoir..."

Zhou Xiaojuan saw that Cao Erzhu was more unreliable and didn't believe it. She said, "if you don't go tonight, accompany your sister-in-law, I'd like to sink into lihuachong reservoir."

Cao Erzhu said bitterly: "sister-in-law, you are willing, but my brother is not willing, and XiuXiu is not willing, how can she do without her mother?"

Zhou Xiaojuan grabs Cao Erzhu's trouser belt and doesn't let go. She asks in a low voice, "did your sister-in-law not cooperate with you that day, and didn't make you happy, did she?"

Cao Er Zhu shook his head and said, "no, I'm with you. I always feel that there is a kind of crime in my heart, and I've been condemned by morality and conscience It's uncomfortable. "Zhou Xiaojuan squeezed Cao Erzhu with her body and said, "either I'll cooperate well today, or I'll make you comfortable..."

Cao Erzhu kept shaking his head: "sister-in-law, I'm afraid of Cao Lei's splitting..."

Suddenly, Zhou Xiaojuan put out her arms and hugged Cao Erzhu's waist. She pleaded in a low voice: "XiuXiu, her second uncle, I can't control it now. Really, I feel itchy Just for the last time, only once, just a few minutes. When you're done, you'll go back From now on, my sister-in-law will not offend you any more and will maintain a normal relationship with my uncle and sister-in-law. "

If he made a mistake once, he couldn't make it again. Cao Erzhu wanted to change his ways.

Cao Erzhu was held by Zhou Xiaojuan. He pursed his buttocks and wanted to distance himself from his sister-in-law. He didn't want to stick to her body. He said, "sister-in-law, I can promise you anything else, such as the heavy work of plowing, just call me I'm sorry, sister-in-law. I can't promise you anything. I've been sorry for my brother. I can't be sorry any more. "

Zhou Xiaojuan did not give up, hugged Cao Erzhu's body, swallowed her saliva and said: "her second uncle, I beg you, just for the last time, you promise me..."

Cao Erzhu's great strength forced Zhou Xiaojuan to open her body. Seeing that she still wanted to hold her, he pushed her to the ground, opened the door and ran out.

Unconvinced, Zhou Xiaojuan got up from the ground and went to the door. She said angrily, "Cao Erzhu, don't be so bad for your dog. I'll tell you that you'll support the old devil and the old witch in your family. We'll never care from now on..."