The best little villagers

Zhang Yuzhi refused. She said to Cao Jinxia, "Yeah, how can I pay for the medicine you sprayed? If we really want to find out the responsibility, you are the principal offender and I am an accessory. If we go to jail, we should shoot you. "

Cao Jinxia immediately retorted: "you asked me to spray, you are the one who handed the knife." Then she came up with her theory, "it's only the one who handed the knife, not the one who killed people."

Several women for that point of medical expenses, even mutual buck.

Liao Zuoyan was not happy. She said, "I don't care. It was Zhang Yuzhi and Cui Shizhen who invited me. I treated Cao Erzhu. I paid the cost and labor. The cost of treatment can't be without money."

After hearing this, Cao Erzhu quit. He said, "Yeah, I won't pay any medical expenses! I'm the victim. I have to call the police! Dr. Liao, don't ask me for money. They are poisoners. They are responsible for all the treatment expenses. That's not enough. I want them to compensate me for my mental loss! necessary. Otherwise, I'll call the police now and let the people in the police station arrest their five criminals. You can testify for me and let them be punished by law. "

Aunt tianqin thought for a moment and said, "Liao Zuoyan, don't worry, this money can't do without you. You go back first, and I'll be responsible for checking out with you at that time."

Did not get the money, but with a confession, Liao Zuoyan left at ease.

At this time, Ding Yanping and Cui Shizhen also wanted to leave. Cao Erzhu yelled, "don't leave any of you. If you leave, I'll call the police immediately. This is poisoning, this is murder! Cao Jinxia is the first offender, Zhang Yuzhi is the principal offender, and the others are accomplices. No one can get away with it. " As soon as he said this, no one dared to go, "Hey, I've become like this. What do you say? Am I going to call the police, or am I going to do it in private? "

What to do? no way out!

Originally, he wanted to govern Cao Erzhu, but he managed himself instead.

Five women all sat on the floor and surrounded Cao Erzhu, but no one spoke.

"I have one more thing to tell you. Don't call me Cao Erzhu any more. I'm famous. You'll have to call me Cao Yaojun in the future and shout in good order."

A few women you see me, I see you, this do not go to jail, do not take money, all nodded, agreed.

After a moment of silence in the hut, Cao Erzhu suddenly asked, "Hey, who was pulling the stool in front of sun Mingzhi's store last night?"

It's not about calling the police or taking money. Aunt tianqin and Zhang Yuzhi grinned.

Needless to say, it's the two of them.

Cao Erzhu sniffed and said, "you are so old that you still do such immoral things. In the morning, assistant Chen of Tianyu group went shopping with sun Mingzhi and stepped on the stinky stool."

Zhang Yuzhi didn't want to be happy. She just wanted to slap her face. She said, "Hey, I just want to disgust them on purpose. I can see if they are still in collusion." Looking at Cao Erzhu, "Yeah, Cao Erzhu, how can you speak for sun Mingzhi?"

Cao Erzhu stretched out his hand and pinched Zhang Yuzhi on purpose. Zhang Yuzhi didn't refuse and asked him to do so. He said unhappily, "ah, I said, don't call me Cao Erzhu in the future. How can you forget it again?" He saw that Zhang Yuzhi stretched out her clumsy tongue to show that she was wrong. He didn't care any more.

The girls frowned, but said nothing.

Cao Erzhu felt that they would not refuse to do anything now. He wanted to uphold justice and criticize people. He said, "I think you've gone too far and are a bit immoral."

Aunt tianqin began to laugh again, and she said something amazing: "Hey, I can eat that shit."

Cao Erzhu looked at aunt tianqin with wide eyes and thought she was crazy: "aunt tianqin, do you eat stool?"

Aunt tianqin nodded and said, "well, I can eat that kind of stool in front of sun Mingzhi's door."

Zhang Yuzhi also said: "Hey, I dare to eat that shit."

Cao Jinxia, Ding Yanping and Cui Shizhen stare at aunt tianqin and Zhang Yuzhi with big eyes. They can't believe what they say.

Cao Erzhu pinched the back of his head. Did he say that my poisoning scared them crazy?

Aunt tianqin said with a smile: "Hey, to tell you the truth, that shit is not true. Hey, who can pull if they want? Besides, who wants to pull the stool in that place? " Cao Erzhu did not understand as like as two peas. She said again, "the stool is made of steamed pumpkin and potatoes, and then squeezed to the front of Sun Mingzhi's shop by a thick bamboo tube. It looks exactly like the stool."

Cao Erzhu still didn't understand: "Yeah, how can it still stink?"

Zhang Yuzhi said: "it's mixed with Wang Zhihe's stinky tofu. Can it not stink? If you put more, it will stink. "

Ha ha, what a surprise!

Cao Erzhu admired aunt tianqin and Zhang Yuzhi a little, but he thought their intelligence was useless.

I didn't hear Cao Erzhu's cry, but aunt tianqin said, "it's better now, isn't it?"

At the beginning, Cao Erzhu's head was a little dizzy, but he didn't feel dizzy to the extent that he called "ah ah". He pretended to be more. He frowned and said: "the head is not too dizzy and painful, but it's still swollen and hot below. It's so uncomfortable that he dare not move his legs. I don't think it's life-threatening. I'm afraid I'm going to be disabled. " After thinking about it, he said, "no, maybe I'll become a useless man! In that case, my life is over, I can't get married, I can't help women, I can't enjoy women's fun! Ah, you have to compensate me for my mental loss! "When it comes to compensation, it must be taking money. Five women are silent again, and no one answers Cao Erzhu's words.

Cao Erzhu looked at five women and said, "you talk!"

Aunt tianqin thought for a moment and said, "Cao Yaojun, my aunt is a passer-by. I know that your men's Kung Fu is changing fast. For a while, your Kung Fu will become bigger and smaller. I dare to make sure that tomorrow's swelling will disappear..."

Cao Erzhu said: "the swelling and Qi are gone, maybe the function is gone!"

Zhang Yuzhi couldn't help laughing, she said: "hee, I've been married for so many years, I know, your man's place is temporarily out of function, useless, but after three or four hours, it's recovered, still can endure very much." When she was young, when she was with her husband, she often had to do it several times a night, and had a personal experience of men's functional recovery.

Cao Erzhu said bitterly: "you all have experience, but I'm not married, and I don't have a woman. I'm swollen, and I'm not functional. I don't want to have a try with a woman. How can I know?" Say you look pathetic.

Cao Erzhu wants to use women to try that function. The five women all look at each other, but they don't express their opinions.