The best little villagers

Cao Erzhu said with a smile: "it depends on the situation. Hehe, if you are really excited, you may be killed! You've got to be prepared. We'll probably get drunk again! " Looking around, he deliberately lowered his voice and said, "brother Lin, you can take Zhao Zhilong. Don't let assistant Chen and blink know. If the two of them go, I won't be able to drink any more and I won't be interested. Damn it, I think they are a little awkward! "

In the night, when the assistant of jieliu went to the town to play with the pig, Chen Hualin told him that he had to go to the feed shop. Lin Laoyao has an appointment with Cao Erzhu. He's sorry to break the appointment. He covers his stomach and runs to the toilet. He squats in the toilet and doesn't come out. He says it's a stomachache and diarrhea. He doesn't dare to take a bus. He's afraid he'll have to pull on the road.

Anyway, I didn't go to the city to fight. I couldn't miss anything without one person, so I drove the van away.

When assistant Chen and his family left in the box truck, Lin ran to the residential area and came to Cao Erzhu's house. Before he came in, he smelled the smell of stewed chicken.

They had a good atmosphere to drink, but they couldn't sing high. Cao Erzhu called his old neighbor Zhu Laosi and was waiting for Lin Laoyao.

Cao Erzhu's father, Cao Mingyu, went to the shack on the mountain after eating, and did not participate in their wine Bureau.

Aunt Hu cooked a meal, ate a few mouthfuls, and went to watch TV.

The three of them had a drink in the kitchen.

At first, he was very careful and afraid of getting drunk. Later, he talked to each other seven times and eight times to get close to each other. When he couldn't control himself, he began to drink.

Zhu Laosi had a small amount of wine. He got drunk without two drinks and began to brag and force nonsense. He said: "the women in the city are beautiful. The skin of a woman in her 40s and 50s is still tender compared with that of a woman in her 20s and 30s

Lin is a bit heavy drinker and still sober. He wandered around the city and said, "it's all made by Chinese apprentices of Korean plastic surgeons. Silicone is placed inside his chest and buttocks, not real. Let me tell you the truth. A beautiful woman met a gangster in the middle of the night and wanted to sexually abuse her. She refused. The gangster got angry and took out a fruit knife and stabbed her on the buttock. Her buttock was broken and she made a big cut, which scared the gangster away As for the beauty, what the gangster stabbed was silica gel. She didn't feel any pain. She got up and went home to sleep all night. The next day, she went to the plastic surgeon to mend her buttocks... "

Zhu Laosi was already confused. He said: "Cao Dazhu and I were tired of sleeping in the shed in the city. We broke the law once and stayed in a hotel once. In the middle of the night, someone knocked on the door. Two smart women came in and said they were college students. They came up to do special services. They hugged each other. Their breasts and buttocks were so big that they were so soft and soft that we didn't know who we were... "

Lin shook his head and said, "the chest and buttocks you pinched are fake. The one holding you is half silicone woman, half flesh and blood woman, and half flesh and blood silicone. It's better than inflatable silicone. When I stay in a hotel, if I meet that kind of chicken, I usually let her go directly. It's worth the money. "

Zhu Laosi took a sip of the wine and said, "I've seen all the silica gel women you said. Our old man who keeps materials at the construction site bought one from the Internet for 200 yuan. He said it's a Japanese actress and a Japanese motherfucker. He's really a woman. Where's the woman As like as two peas. It's just a bunch of plastic. "

When Zhu Laosi mentioned Cao Dazhu, Cao Erzhu looked around and said in a low voice, "fourth brother, you are wrong. My brother didn't go."

As soon as Zhu Laosi took a sip of the wine, he picked up a chicken leg and bit it. His mouth was full of soup oil. He chewed and said, "go, he said that the women in the city are much better than your sister-in-law. When I came back, he was still saving money and was going to stay in that hotel for another night. Maybe now he will go again. Ah, er Zhu, your elder brother Da Zhu is handsome and powerful. He even looks at the city girl who runs a small supermarket not far from the construction site. Hey, they have already hooked up! It's said that the woman divorced her husband. She's a widow... "

Cao Erzhu wanted to cover Zhu Laosi's mouth, but his mouth was full of soup oil. Cao Erzhu took his wine and put it to his mouth and said, "fourth brother, drink, don't talk nonsense, my brother is not that kind of person!" Seeing that Zhu Laosi was a little drunk, he tentatively said, "fourth brother, I still like a real woman like denghong's sister-in-law. There's no silica gel in her body. When I touch her, I cry..."

Zhu Laosi's eyes were almost closed. He held the wine cup and said with pride: "that's right. Once she pinched her body, she was in a panic. However, she was like a black loach, and her skin was not as white as that of a woman in the city..." Looking at Cao Erzhu, he said warily, "Yeah, Erzhu, you don't want to beat my wife, do you? If you really want to use that evil idea, I'll have to chop your head with an axe! " He said with fierce eyes.

Zhu Laosi must have said what he said after drinking. Cao Erzhu was scared in a cold sweat. He raised his glass and touched Zhu Laosi: "fourth brother, listen to your words, I admire you, you are a man! I'll give you a toast. "Lin took his glass and clinked it with Cao Erzhu. He said, "manager Cao, I know that we used to follow you and know that you are next door..."

When Cao Erzhu saw the situation, he thought he was talking about himself and he denghong. He quickly clinked a glass with Lin Yaoyao and said, "brother Lin, stop gossiping, let's drink! Come on, let's have a drink. "

Lin Lao Yao only said half of what he said, but Zhu Lao Si heard it, and his wine suddenly woke up a lot. He began to mutter in his heart. With a straight face, he asked, "what's the matter next to ER Zhu? I lived next to him when I was in the old house!"

On hearing this, Lin was so scared that his wine cup almost fell to the ground. He stammered, "I When they were following manager Cao, a big man next door My sister brought him a beautiful girl Girl, they sleep together every day... "

Zhu Laosi put down his heart and said with a smile: "Hey, I know. I heard my wife say that the wife of Er Zhu's trial marriage is my wife's sister, who is the matchmaker. Ah, er Zhu, how did you get rid of your wife! Wu Wu... " Then he began to cry. He cried out.

Cao Erzhu saw Zhu Laosi cry sad, a little dizzy, he scratched his hair and said: "fourth brother, my wife is not your sister, you cry a ball? How strange to cry

Lin was a little dizzy and drunk. He said, "manager Cao, your wife You don't want her. You've driven her away, but people still think you're her husband! "

Cao Erzhu was prepared before drinking. There were two bottles of wine on the floor, one for Baijiu, and one for white water. Cao Erzhu's liquor was not too big. He drank water himself, Zhu Lao Si and Lin Lao Yao drank wine, and later drank three of them, only Cao Erzhu did not get drunk. He pretended to be drunk and asked, "Yeah, lingo, how do you know? Fuck, my wife told you, I'm her husband, right? "