The best little villagers

Cao Jinxia stretched out her hand, but drew back. She said, "well, that place Well, you'd better see for yourself. Men and women are different. I dare not see them. " It's not that she doesn't want to see it, it's that she's afraid she can't control it. She opened her mouth wide, but gritted her teeth.

Cao Erzhu said unhappily: "today, I've been unlucky for eight generations. I fell into the hands of some old and ugly women. You can see the most secret place. Damn, wait for me to take my body When it's cured, I'll give you a tit for tat, and let your secret parts be exposed. Let me see Damn it, look at all the bullshit! "

Listen to Cao Erzhu say so, Cao Jinxia can't help but clip her leg. She said: "I mean don't look, you want me to look!"

"You'll see it in the cotton field later, and you'll see it secretly when Liao Zuoyan treated me No, I can't let you see it for nothing. It's unfair to me... "

Cao Erzhu ordered Cao Jinxia's acupoints. She did not dare to speak. She lowered her head and blinked like Cao Erzhu.

Looking at Cao Jinxia's pitiful appearance, Cao Erzhu didn't ask for anything. He lifted the quilt, sat up and looked down. Alas, it was swollen. When would it be a head!

Cao Jinxia, a fool, even craned her neck and blinked her eyes. Her mouth was wide open.

Cao Erzhu looked up at Cao Jinxia and knew that she was peeping. It seemed that she was still looking very carefully. When she looked, she moved her body, stretched her arms and opened her mouth. Alas, it was a hypocritical man. His mouth looked like he was greedy to death. He wanted to bite.

He said, "look, you're peeking again. Well, how much do you think I lost? "

Cao Jinxia found that Cao Erzhu was looking at her. She quickly turned her head to the side. It was obvious that she was a woman with a lustful heart but no lust. When she heard Cao Erzhu say that she was peeping, she was too scared to say anything.

"Ah, sister Jinxia." Cao Erzhu deliberately called Cao Jinxia, which meant to remind her that she had peeked.

"Well." Cao Jinxia was nervous. She lowered her head, but still looked at Cao Erzhu and said in a low voice: "Wu, I'm wrong. I admit that I saw it carelessly. I'm sorry..."

"Well, what do you say to do and what punishment should be given?" Cao Erzhu deliberately frightens Cao Jinxia.

"Well, I'll never look again, I promise, I swear, if I look again, I'll blind my eyes!" Cao Jinxia was afraid of punishment, and in a hurry she began to curse.

Cao Erzhu thought about it and made an unexpected decision: "Hey, you go back. I don't want you to accompany me. You sit here and don't help me. Originally, I wanted to close my eyes and lie down for a while. When I open my eyes, an ugly woman turns me off. "

After listening to Cao Erzhu's words, Cao Jinxia was very upset. She was disgusted by him all the time and was a little angry. She deliberately said, "no, I'm here to accompany you." Said also put a fart, also very smelly.

Cao Erzhu was surprised. He wanted to leave for a long time. He really wanted to let you go, but you didn't want to leave.

He smelled the smell of fart, covered his nose and said: "Hey, you go, I don't want you to accompany me, I can't die, I want to be alone. If you stay here, the scenery is not beautiful, the environment is not good, and the smell is so bad. I really can't stand it. You go quickly, the sooner the better. "

Cao Jinxia was stunned for a while, stood up, walked and turned back and said: "otherwise, you swear, you promise not to call the police."

Alas, the thinking of the left behind woman is totally different from that of ordinary people. It turned out that Cao Jinxia had been guarding Cao Erzhu for fear that he would call the police.

Cao Erzhu nodded. He didn't want to call the police. He just wanted to coerce them and take some money from them. But they didn't want sex and they didn't want money. They couldn't squeeze any money.

Cao Jinxia suddenly clenched her teeth and said, "OK, I agree."

Cao Erzhu was puzzled: "Yeah, what do you agree with?"

Cao Jinxia further explained: "if he denghong doesn't agree, I agree..."

It turns out that Cao Jinxia has been struggling with the problem that Cao Erzhu put forward earlier but can't do now.

Cao Erzhu laughs. In this pear blossom rush, there are really no left behind women who are not hungry or thirsty, whether they are beautiful or ugly.

Cao Erzhu waved his hand and said, "you go. As I said, you are just a spare tire. If he denghong agrees, there will be nothing wrong with you. If you don't succeed in he denghong's work, you can't find a beautiful woman. I'll let you go. Oh, don't regret it then. " After thinking about it, he yelled, "Hey, wait a minute."

Cao Jinxia went outside the shed. She looked back and saw that Cao Erzhu waved her hand. It meant that she had nothing to do. She let herself go. She shook Da peng'er down the mountain.

It's really bad luck that an ugly woman didn't get it this afternoon. She caused so much trouble.

Cao Erzhu looked at his body carefully again. Alas, it's still swollen. He tried to move his legs, but he couldn't. his walking must still be affected. Now he can't go home. If I know, I'll have to break the casserole and smell it to the end, asking and nagging.Cao Erzhu got up and walked to the outside of the shed. He peed. Alas, when he used to pee, it was a three foot high column of water. Now it's good. The urine is like a thin embroidery thread. He peed for several minutes.

After a long time, Cao Erzhu lay down and fell asleep.

Hearing the news, Cao Erzhu woke up. He opened his eyes. It was dark. Aunt tianqin came into the shed with a lunch box.

"Yeah, where's Cao Jinxia? Why is she missing?" Aunt tianqin came in and looked around. A few of them took the opportunity of the sprayer and left Cao Jinxia alone with Cao Erzhu.

Cao Erzhu wanted to tell the truth. Seeing that aunt tianqin was nervous, he changed his mind and deliberately lengthened his face and said, "Oh, don't mention her. That woman ran away." Seeing that aunt tianqin didn't believe it, she added, "an ugly woman is afraid that I will attack her. Alas, I am the one She also closed her eyes and thought of sun Mingzhi, or that I can't go down. It seems that I'd better call the police. You women really don't know what to do. "

Cao Erzhu only thundered, but it didn't rain. She told the police several times, but she didn't see him coming. Really, aunt tianqin was not so afraid. She opened the lunch box and said, "Hey, there's nothing delicious. I've cooked ten poached eggs for you. Eat them while they're hot."

Cao Er Zhu sucked his nose, held out his chopsticks to hold the bowl, and said with a smile, "haha, aunt tianqin is good to me."

Aunt tianqin said with a smile, "that's right. I'm just like your mother."