The best little villagers

Making up his mind, Cao Erzhu comes to Zhu Yucui's home.

It is said that recently, Zhu Yucui called her husband Cao Guoshan many times to make a quarrel. They quarreled fiercely, and even both sides gave up the cruel words of divorce. Her father-in-law and mother-in-law began to be wary of her, suspecting that she disliked her husband because there was someone outside.

Cao Erzhu doesn't know the current situation of Zhu Yucui's family. He comes to find Zhu Yucui directly, which makes her father-in-law and mother-in-law surround her. They want to see what Cao Erzhu is going to do.

Cao Erzhu was a little nervous when he saw the tension in their house. He took out 500 yuan first, shook it and said, "sister Yucui, I want to ask you to do me a favor and invite a guest in your house." Then she handed the money to Zhu Yucui. Zhu Yucui took the money and looked at Cao Erzhu. She didn't know what he wanted to help. She wanted to ask, but she didn't say anything. Cao Erzhu said, "do you know assistant Chen who wanders in our pear blossom every day? He has done me a big favor and compensated me for the money of my poisoned bee. I want to invite him to have a meal, but now I'm his deputy manager and his leader. I'm sorry to invite him. I think your food is good. Besides, your calf who was bitten to death by a fake wolf has also received satisfactory compensation. Just in time, I'll pay, and you'll help By the way, you can also ask Cui Shizhen to help. They are also satisfied with the big fat pig in her family who was bitten to death. Our three families invite assistant Chen to have a meal together. Don't let outsiders say that our people in lihuachong are not interesting enough and don't understand the rules. "

Zhu Yucui took 500 yuan and looked at it. She said with a smile, "would you like to invite assistant Chen to dinner alone? It's not a big deal. There's no need for Cui Shizhen to help... "

Cao Er Zhu scratched his head and said, "I think it's better to invite assistant Chen as the main guest or one of his subordinates as a companion. Well, if you don't want Cui Shizhen to be involved, we'll invite him. However, you'd better not mention me in front of assistant Chen, just say that you invited me. Thank him for his hard work. Sister Yucui, don't make the food too extravagant. Kill a chicken to stew, make some cured fish and bacon, and fry two vegetarian dishes. However, he should not get drunk if he is drunk... "

Zhu Yucui shook the money in her hand and said, "just invite two people to dinner. I can't use so much money! It's our treat. I can't make your money! "

Cao Erzhu said with a smile: "it's not much money. If you are a master, you have to pay one or two hundred yuan for your appearance. You can also cook a good table! Well, just invite this guest, and you'll have something on your mind. "

Zhu Yucui said with a smile, "OK, no problem." Then he put the money in his pocket.

After Zhu Yucui is finished, Cao Erzhu goes to solve the problem of helpers.

He came to Zhu Laosi's house. He denghong was coaxing Quaner in front of the door.

Cao Erzhu said with a smile: "denghong sister-in-law, where is the fourth brother?"

He denghong looked at the yard and said in a low voice, "you bad thing, what do you want to do with Lao Si? You got him drunk yesterday, and now you're still crying out that your skull hurts. You feel uncomfortable. You've just got up, and you're still squatting in the toilet doing big things! "

When Cao Erzhu heard that Zhu Laosi was in the toilet, he was bold. He said, "Hey, I helped him. I helped him make his wife obedient. He has to do me a favor."

He denghong hit Cao Erzhu and said in a low voice: "it's too short. At night, I still want to, but Lao Si sleeps like a dead pig and can't wake up!" Ask aloud, "what do you ask your fourth brother to do for you?"

Just as he was saying that, Zhu Laosi rolled his pants and came over with his head askew and said, "Er Zhu, you are so cunning that you want to get me drunk. You want me to help you! I ask you, how do you drink water and let me drink? "

Cao Erzhu opened his eyes and said, "fourth brother, do you still have a conscience? How much is a jin of wine and how much is a jin of water? I treat you as a guest of honor, let you drink, drink water by yourself, it seems that I treat you badly! Otherwise, you'll kill a chicken to stew today. At your house at night, you let me drink, you drink water, fuck me. I'm willing to eat this. Besides, I've drunk you. What good can I get? I'll have to carry you home, and I'll suffer a great loss. "

It's hard to kill your own chicken. Zhu Laosi looked at he denghong and asked with a smile, "Er Zhu, what can I do for you? You are a cadre. You don't need me to go up there. You must be working hard. "

Cao Erzhu took out a pile of money from his pocket, took out a piece from it, shook it and said: "at night, as long as you accompany me to the old house, carry a sack and do a little work, you can earn 100 yuan."

Seeing the money in Cao Erzhu's hand, he denghong laughed. She came over and said, "give it to me." Then he snatched the money from Cao Erzhu.

Cao Erzhu deliberately widened his eyes and said, "no, I asked my fourth brother for help. Sister denghong doesn't seem to have half a cent to do with you! It can't be done. The money has to be given to the fourth brother. "

He denghong said with a smile: "now it's fashionable for husband to earn money and wife to spend money. Your fourth brother works hard and I enjoy it. It's natural." Then he led quan'er into the house.

Looking at he denghong coming into the house, Cao Erzhu took out three pieces of money and whispered, "fourth brother, small money for his wife, big money for himself, and three hundred for you. You should keep it well. Don't let your leaders find it and take it back to your treasury. We'll stay in hotels in the city and enjoy special services. "Zhu Laosi closed his mouth happily. He collected the money and said in a low voice, "Er Zhu, what do you want me to do? I'm not going to do bad things, are you?" Thinking that he is already a cadre and will not do anything bad, he said with a smile, "Hey, for the sake of money, I will help you even if I do something bad."

Cao Erzhu saw that he denghong came out happily again. He deliberately said, "fourth brother, you don't want to help, do you? But the money has been accepted by your wife. If you accept the money, it's a deal. It's a favor you have to help. You have to help if you don't

Zhu Laosi was confused when he heard Cao Erzhu's words. He thought he was confused. When he looked back, it turned out that his wife had come out again. He said this to his wife.

He denghong got 100 yuan, and said: "old four, help, why don't you help? Er Zhu is not someone else, an old neighbor. What's more, he let you earn 100 yuan. Even if you don't give money, you have to help him."

Zhu Laosi understood Cao Erzhu's intention. He said on purpose: "he got me drunk yesterday, but I didn't agree. I'm afraid I'll be fooled by him again. I've helped him with good intentions, but he's not my asshole. " He took a look at his wife and said, "no wonder I go to the toilet at noon and poop there It hurts. Maybe I was drunk last night and he did it! "

Cao Erzhu said in his heart, I'm doing your wife, I don't have time to do you! He said with a smile: "anyway, your leadership has made a decision, and I'm not afraid that you won't help me. I'll go home After taking a few steps, thinking about it, he turned back and said, "fourth brother, in the evening, you drive your walking tractor to my old house and wait for me."

He denghong saw that Cao Erzhu had a large pile of money in her pocket. She waved and said, "Hey, Erzhu, your fourth brother can help you, but my tractor can't go."

Cao Erzhu understood he denghong's meaning. He took out a piece of money and said, "OK, I'll give this money to my fourth brother. Otherwise, he will only help, only make efforts, and get no benefits. At that time, he will not work hard and help me sincerely. What can he do?" He denghong was about to give it to Zhu Laosi.

He denghong collected the money and said with a smile, "your fourth brother won't do it. If that happens, you tell me and I'll deal with him."