The best little villagers

Cao Erzhu picked up Osmanthus fragrans and let her sit in his arms. He said, "Osmanthus fragrans, don't think I'm exaggerating. I really want to support you. I also have a wife. There used to be several women, but only you are the most interesting, romantic and can please men. "

Osmanthus askew head looking at Cao Erzhu, a little disbelief, she said: "Yeah, you are married, have a wife?"

Cao Er Zhu shook his head and said, "I'm not married yet. I'm only twenty years old. I have a trial wife Well, there is also a woman who calls herself my wife. She has made a hole in me and separated me from my wife. Well, I'm thinking about her now, and I'm a little sorry. "

Osmanthus stopped smiling. She lowered her head and said, "my husband is my son-in-law, but his family gave my child the surname of Lv. My parents didn't agree and wanted him to be named Yi. There was a conflict between the two families, and the child was robbed by the LV family Maybe one day I'll divorce and become a widow. "

Cao Erzhu held osmanthus and said, "if you want to become a widow, I will support you. Really, including your parents, I believe I have the ability."

Osmanthus said with a smile: "well, if I get divorced, I won't get married. I'll depend on you to support me. Anyway, I already have children. It's OK not to get married."

Cao Erzhu touched the body of Osmanthus fragrans. He couldn't help kissing her body and said, "if you want to have a baby, I'll have it with you, or I'll raise it. I can have it with your surname, Yi."

Two people are talking, sweet scented osmanthus mother brought two bowls of poached eggs, said with a smile: "child, you want to go, mother does not leave you, don't go hungry here." See osmanthus naked body let Cao Erzhu hold, pointed to her, said, "osmanthus ah, you really don't know shame!"

Cao Erzhu took a bowl of poached eggs, picked up a poached egg, let the osmanthus take a bite, and put the rest into his mouth.

Two bowls of poached eggs, each of which is basically half eaten by two people, are eaten in this special way.

Cao Erzhu came back from Yi Guihua's home. It was dark. When he got home, he saw that the door was closed. Instead of entering the house, he locked his motorcycle outside. He went to Zhu Yucui's house and hid in the dark to see the situation in her hall.

Zhu Yucui really treats Cao Erzhu at home.

Zhu Yucui's treat is very formal, not like Cao Erzhu in the kitchen, but high table and low bench. Assistant Chen is the host and guest, sitting at the table, accompanied by Zhu Yucui's father-in-law and Lin Laoyao. The three people are toasting each other and drinking in an atmosphere.

Assistant Chen heard that a left behind woman named Zhu Yucui was going to invite herself to dinner at home. She felt a little incredible. After listening to an explanation, he said that his calf was killed by a fake wolf. Assistant Chen helped him to run across the road. Their family got reasonable compensation. They were very grateful, so they wanted to invite him to a meal to express their gratitude. In this way, assistant Chen thinks it's reasonable to be treated.

Assistant Chen wanted to be polite, but he couldn't resist Lin's constant persuasion, so he had to go to the banquet with Lin.

Cao Erzhu saw that assistant Chen had entered the trap he had set. Sitting in the head office, he was elated. He laughed with satisfaction.

Cao Erzhu couldn't help sniffing at their delicious food. Smelling the stewed hen, he swallowed his saliva. He was going to the old house to find Zhu Laosi. When he saw Zhu Yucui coming out, he whispered: "Yucui sister-in-law, you are really good. You invited assistant Chen so easily, and you invited Lin Laoyao to be your companion. You are really capable. I admire you ！”

Zhu Yucui was startled when she heard the voice. She saw that it was Cao Erzhu, so she came over and whispered, "Hey, assistant Chen, I'm not familiar with him. I'm afraid I can't move him. I invited Mr. Lin first. Hee hee, Mr. Lin asked for help. He did a lot of work, and assistant Chen agreed. "

Cao Erzhu patted Zhu Yucui and said, "well, sister Yucui, you can treat them well, let them eat well and drink well, and make them satisfied." Then he left.

Cao Erzhu went to the old house. Zhu Laosi had arrived with a walking tractor. He was dozing on the tractor.

Cao Erzhu patted the tractor and said, "fourth brother, you are so punctual!"

Zhu Laosi opened his eyes and said, "Hey, where is the sack? I'll carry it with you."

Cao Erzhu climbed into the car, also lay down and whispered, "fourth brother, don't worry. It's like this. My wife Guo Xiaoping has been bullied in the city. I have to be angry for her. Damn it, if a woman bullies me, I'll show him the color. "

Zhu Laosi didn't understand and blinked at Cao Erzhu.

"Isn't my wife your wife's classmate's sister?" Cao Erzhu said in a low voice, "I tell you, the guy who bullied my wife is going to pass by here soon. Please help me. We'll put him in a sack and then throw him into the ravine to scare him. Let's see if he dares to do something bad!"

Zhu Laosi suddenly stood up, he yelled: "my day, er Zhu, you are me to help you do illegal things! I... " I wanted to say no, but I didn't want to take out the money I had. I just said "I" and stopped.

Cao Erzhu pulled down Zhu Laosi and said, "fourth brother, don't be excited. Keep your voice down. I don't beat him or scold him. I just scare him. What's the violation? Besides, I'm still a cadre. I'm not afraid. Are you afraid of a ball? When the sky falls down, there's a tall man on top of it. I'll take care of something. You'll enjoy the cool and shelter under the tree and do good things. Don't you want to? Don't be sillyZhu Laosi suddenly had 300 yuan of private money. He gritted his teeth and said, "well, if something goes wrong, you can bear it. I'm not responsible for it. If someone is looking for trouble at that time, I'll pour beans in the bamboo tube and say you did it!"

At this time, the banquet at Zhu Yucui's home was over. Zhu Yucui personally sent assistant Chen and the youngest Lin out. After walking for a while, Lin and assistant Chen walked out of the residential area. They were standing on the dirt road. Lin said, "assistant Chen, you go first. I'll go to the Bush and take a dip in the excrement. I've been thinking about it for a long time." Then he jumped into the bush. He and Zhu Yucui had an agreement in advance. After the banquet, they would meet outside for a while. Lin Lao has been thinking about that matter. He left a heart in his drink. With the help of Zhu Yucui, he came to a Baijiu and changed the liquor into white water. So Zhu Yucui's father-in-law and assistant Chen were all drunk and smoked, but he was very sober.

Assistant Chen took a look at Mr. Lin, then swayed himself slowly to the direction of lihuachong infrastructure Preparation Department of Tianyu group. As he walked, he hummed pop songs.

When Cao Erzhu heard someone coming with a song, he quickly took the sack prepared in advance from the old house and dragged Zhu Laosi to squat on the side of the road. When he saw the thorns growing on both sides of the road, he tied them together to form a stumbling block.

Cao Erzhu and Zhu Laosi were there waiting for the hare.

Assistant Chen shook his body and walked closer and closer, humming a song in his mouth. He was so elated that he stopped humming. He said to himself, "Damn it, it's really funny. Our tamed wolf dog killed her calf and lost some money. She even thanks Laozi, the silly girl who rushed out of his mother." When he said that, he stopped and looked back. He couldn't see Lin catching up with him. He muttered, "you son of a bitch, Lin, he lied to me that Xie dashou must have colluded with that girl. Up to now, he can't catch up with her." As he spoke, he retreated, turned around, and just walked a few steps. One of his feet tripped over the thorns. As soon as he leaned, he fell to the ground with a sound of "fuck him". After lying on the ground for a while, he was about to get up when two shadows came and held him down. Then he put his body into the sack.

When assistant Chen got drunk, people put sacks on him. He didn't know that someone was plotting against him. He closed his eyes and asked, "what do you want to do?" I don't know how to fight.

Assistant Chen basically lay still, but Cao Erzhu and Zhu Laosi ignored him. One of them pulled the sack, the other pushed his ass, put him in the sack, tied the mouth of the sack with a rope and put it on the side of the road.

I didn't expect that it would be so easy to get assistant Chen. Cao Erzhu regretted that he shouldn't ask Zhu Laosi to help him. He spent 500 yuan on it. The key is that he was afraid that if he accidentally revealed the news, it would ruin the event.

Assistant Chen was so dizzy that he yelled: "blink, Zhao Zhilong, fuck your mother, what are you doing with me?"

Zhu Laosi couldn't help laughing. Cao Erzhu quickly waved his hand and told him not to make a sound. Don't let assistant Chen hear it.

When they went to drive a walking tractor, Cao Erzhu said, "if you throw him into the valley, you'll scare him to death. I'll see if he dares to do something bad in the future."

Zhu Laosi drove the walking tractor over, picked up assistant Chen, threw him on the carriage, and ran "suddenly".

After running to a mountain depression, Cao Erzhu asked Zhu Laosi to stop walking the tractor. When they lifted assistant Chen out of the car, he was still snoring in a sack.

They left assistant Chen behind and drove a walking tractor around the road and went home.

After squatting in the Bush for a while, Lin's legs were numb, and Zhu Yucui didn't come out, so he turned and walked to the residential area. He went to Zhu Yucui's backyard. He climbed the wall and saw that she was still cleaning up the dishes. He slipped down the wall and sat down on the floor with some bricks.

After sitting for a long time, Lin Yaoyao saw Zhu Yucui walk out of the gate, and then he quietly followed her.

After walking out of the residential area, Zhu Yucui stopped. When Lin Yaoyao approached, she said, "the ground is too wet. Let's go to Cao Erzhu's old house."

Lin put his arms around Zhu Yucui's waist, nodded and said, "OK. Last time we were all covered in mud. Sister, when you go home, didn't your father-in-law and mother-in-law ask you? "

Zhu Yucui said with a smile: "we were too careless last time. I got mud all over my ass and washed a few pots of mud water. When I go home, my father-in-law and mother-in-law are asleep, otherwise they will be suspicious. "

Lin put his hand on Zhu Yucui, and he said, "I see your mother-in-law's face today. I feel like a Hongmen banquet..." He suddenly saw a walking tractor running up the mountain from the gate of Cao Erzhu's old house. He said, "fuck, there are still people running up the mountain at night."

Zhu Yucui felt comfortable by Lin Yaoyao, and her body was completely against him. She said, "whatever, let's find a place to do it..." Looking at the hillside, he said, "let's go to Cao Erzhu's beehive. His father sometimes sleeps there, and there are quilts in it."