The best little villagers

Cao Erzhu went out and aunt Hu began to cook dinner. At this time, a dark shadow suddenly disappeared in the yard.

"Who?" Aunt Hu became alert and thought she was a thief.

No one should answer. Aunt Hu picked up a stick and searched everywhere. Just as she was about to enter the toilet, someone whispered, "sister Hu, it's me, it's me, Zhu Dingyin, your brother Zhu."

The voice is so familiar. When Aunt Hu sees it, she turns out that Zhu Dingyin is curled up in the corner of the toilet. However, she is much thinner, much older, and her black hair is much whiter than before.

"Secretary Zhu, you..." Aunt Hu looked nervous at Zhu Dingyin, looked back at the yard, and then asked, "Yeah, you're the monkey king. How did you get into my house?"

"Shh..." Zhu Dingyin made a loud gesture, stretched his neck to look at the situation in the front building, and asked in a low voice, "is brother Mingyu at home? Is Cao Yaojun at home? I'm afraid they'll see it! Well, I'm like a street mouse now. Everyone wants to fight when they see it

"No, they're not the kind of people who beat the water dog. What are you afraid of them doing?" Aunt Hu also said in a low voice.

"Great!" Zhu Dingyin stood up close to Aunt Hu and said, "great, they are not at home. I'm looking for you."

Looking at Zhu Dingyin, aunt Hu was surprised and said, "well, people say that you have fled to Hong Kong as an old woman and gone to the United States seven or eight times? It's also said that you enjoy sex with American women every day in the United States. Why is it like this? Hee hee, I almost can't recognize it. "

Zhu Dingyin cursed and said, "let go of my mother's fart. As a rural cadre, how can I be such a dog? They are also valued by Americans and protected by the U.S. government. Dog day people praise me too much. I've also heard people say that Lao Tzu is very romantic and happy in the United States. Oh, dog days, they can make up stories! Day his mother, these days, really don't know how to live, really want to die. I just can't rest assured that my daughter, Zhu Guoying, hasn't passed the college entrance examination yet! "

Aunt Hu was even more surprised. She asked, "Hey, brother Zhu, where are you hiding these days? What are you eating and drinking?"

Zhu Dingyin sighed and said bitterly, "Alas, where can I hide as a small village branch secretary? Just hide at home! No one dares to go anywhere. He Niang, although my wife's bed is not good, I'm a sick man, but I'm really good at pretending to be a fool, and I've cheated the police. Alas, I'm hiding at home. Cuizhu can only save my life. I eat three meals a day, but it can't cure my wife's illness. I'm determined to come to you. " He looked around and whispered, "sister Hu, please satisfy me today! He Niang, too thirsty, dying of thirst, you help me

Aunt Hu saw that Zhu Dingyin was very urgent. She turned around and was about to go to the kitchen, but she was grabbed by Zhu Dingyin.

Zhu Dingyin saw that Aunt Hu was going to leave. He quickly asked, "sister Hu, where are you going?"

Aunt Hu pretended to be stupid and said, "aren't you thirsty? I'll take the water

Zhu Dingyin hugged aunt Hu and said with a bitter smile, "you misunderstood me. I've been hiding at home these days. I haven't touched a woman for a long time. I think... " He put his hand into aunt Hu's clothes and began to feel her body with excitement.

Aunt Hu has also been missing the good time when she fought with Zhu Dingyin. Cao Mingyu's time was too short to let her come to a tide. She was so worried that she met a man of ability today. Aunt Hu immediately put her body on Zhu Dingyin's body and put her hands around his waist. She looked at him and asked, "well, how did you get in? It's like a ghost. There's no footstep. "

"He Niang, I'm not a ghost now. How dare I go through the gate? I came in secretly through the courtyard wall." Zhu Dingyin's hand touched aunt Hu's big buttocks, and his mouth was kissing her face, as if he was hungry.

Aunt Hu opened her eyes and said, "Cao Erzhu is at home. You are not timid! But he just went out... "

Zhu Dingyin was nervous, and his hands stopped pinching. He trembled and asked, "when will he come back on dog day?"

Aunt Hu told Zhu Dingyin, "I don't know. I went out during the day yesterday and didn't come back all night. I got home in the morning. I had a day's sleep in the house and just went out for a walk."

"Damn, I'm here for a chance." Zhu Dingyin was about to untie aunt Hu's trouser belt and stammered, "I, I I'm going to surrender myself. Before I go in, I want you to quench my thirst. If I go in, I won't have a chance to touch a woman again... "

Aunt Hu sniffed. She felt smelly and shy. She said, "what do you do in this toilet? There's no place to lie... "

Zhu Dingyin hugged aunt Hu, looked at her askew and said, "I can't care. I want to do it now. Do you want me to come into your room? I dare not. If your two ball son bumps into me, I will lose my life. Don't you remember that when I didn't move, I came out of your house at noon that day. As soon as I got to the straw buttress of boss Zhang, I was caught by your second son with a sack and beaten badly. " I'm about to start.Aunt Hu remembered that day, Cao Erzhu picked himself up and hammered his shoulders and legs. How abnormal! It turned out that Zhu Ding silver was put into a sack. She couldn't help laughing, pushed Zhu Dingyin and said, "I'm making dinner, but I can't do it now." He looked outside the toilet and said, "why don't you wait in the miscellaneous room for a while, and when I've finished the meal, we'll do it well. Hee hee, if you want to eat, you'll have enough. "

"Two little bees,

fly in the flowers, 

fly, fly, fly in the sky of love..."

"No, Cao Erzhu came back singing." Aunt Hu quickly pushed away Zhu Dingyin.

Zhu Dingyin also heard Cao Erzhu's song. He was even more flustered and turned around in the toilet, just like a frightened bird.

"Don't panic. Cao Erzhu is on the second floor. You should go to the miscellaneous room." Aunt Hu pushed Zhu Dingyin out of the toilet. She put down her pants and squatted down to pee.

Aunt Hu was peeing. Cao Erzhu went downstairs again, and then went to the toilet.

Seeing my mother squatting in the toilet and urinating, Cao Erzhu retreated to the door of the toilet and said, "Mom, hurry up, I can't wait. I'm going to have a shit. The shit has reached the door of the asshole."

Aunt Hu quickly rolled up her trousers and vomited, "ghost, chopper, mom is in the toilet. I don't know how to avoid it. She kept urging me. I haven't peed yet!" Out of the toilet, said in his heart, thanks to let Zhu Dingyin to miscellaneous room, otherwise, let Cao Erzhu catch a right.

She went into the kitchen and saw that the fire in the kitchen had gone out. She had just taken a handful of firewood, but it had not been lit. She thought of Zhu Dingyin. She was a little worried, so she put down the firewood and did not light it.

Aunt Hu listened in the yard and heard that Cao Erzhu was "hum hum hum" pulling the stool, so she went into the miscellaneous room. After looking at the ploughs, rakes and other farm tools, I saw Zhu Dingyin laying a broken sack in the corner of the wall, curling up on it.

Seeing that Aunt Hu came in, Zhu Dingyin immediately sat up and asked with a smile, "Cao Erzhu, the dog day one, is out again?"

Aunt Hu pointed to the direction of the toilet and whispered, "no, I'm squatting on the tuba in the toilet." He sniffed, looked around and said, "fortunately you left in time, otherwise Cao Erzhu would have seen it."

Zhu Dingyin was also afraid. He covered his mouth and said in a low voice: "Damn, it's called a razor to wipe his ass. it's dangerous!" Looking at Aunt Hu's strange face, he spat out a long tongue and said, "RI he Niang, I didn't expect that I would take such a big risk if I wanted to have an addiction with you."

I wish you a good smile, and then I can't help waiting for you