The best little villagers

Cao Erzhu was very surprised when he saw that Lin's stick was about to hit him on the head. He dodged the stick and hit him on the edge of the bed with a bang. Cao Erzhu grabs Lin Laoyao's arm and pushes it out. Strangely, his head touches the wall like paper. Then he lies on the ground shaking. He stretches his legs and turns his eyes. Then he doesn't move.

Seeing this, Cao Erzhu shrank in fear. He reached under Lin's nose and felt it for a while, but he didn't breathe. He whispered: "Damn it, Lin won't fall so easily, will he be so angry?"

Guo Xiaoping was scared to death when she saw Lin lying motionless on the ground. She hugged Cao Erzhu's arm and said, "Wu Wu, Cao Yaojun, he won't die like this, will he?"

So, Cao Erzhu was nervous. He squatted down, pushed Lin Yaoyao, and whispered: "brother Lin, wake up, don't scare your brother! I didn't do anything to you. I just pushed you, but I didn't hit you... " Seeing that he didn't respond, he put his hand to his nose and felt it again. It seemed that he still had breath, so he was not afraid. He tugged at Guo Xiaoping and said, "fuck him, he can't die, he has breath. Even if he died, he deserved to be a kidnapper! Fuck, I'm so kind to him. He patted my chest with me on the day he drank. He said he respected you, but he didn't mean what he said and kidnapped my wife. It's too dishonest and heartless! Come on, let's get the hell out of here. "

Lin Laoyao heard Cao Erzhu speak, he is also very ashamed, if it was not for assistant Chen forced himself to do, said what will not do this hurt the feelings of brothers. They want to pretend to be dead, ready to blame Cao Erzhu, did not expect to hold his breath, let Cao Erzhu feel his breath.

Guo Xiaoping said anxiously: "Wu, I'm really afraid of him Dead. People think we killed him. My God, we'll be dead if we're carrying the black pot of murderers! "

Cao Erzhu got on the motorcycle and let Guo Xiaoping sit down. Seeing that she put her arms around her waist, he increased his horsepower and ran quickly. He said aloud, "it's OK. In a short time, Lin Laoyao's dog will get up and run back. He's not made of paper. I just pushed him. It's useless. He'll die. I don't believe it

The motorcycle drove very fast and soon came home.

Cao Erzhu takes Guo Xiaoping into the hall. Aunt Hu and Cao Mingyu come around happily. They all laugh and look at each other.

"Mom, Dad, why don't you go to bed so late?" Guo Xiaoping strides into the house and calls people affectionately. She keeps looking at the new house.

"Hey, no, no, your father and I are happy to hear that you are coming back, and we can't sleep when we are happy! Ha ha, we are waiting for you Aunt Hu sweetly agreed, but she couldn't close her mouth with a smile. She hugged Guo Xiaoping, looked up and down, and asked painfully, "how can the person who tied you not? Well, no torture, no insult, no bullying? "

Guo Xiaoping walked into Cao Erzhu's new house for the first time. She opened her eyes wide and looked around. Seeing that there was no fine decoration, she felt a pity. When she heard aunt Hu ask herself, she blinked her big eyes and said in a crying voice, "woo, it's Lin Laoyao who tied me up. She said it's Cao Yaojun's subordinate or his brother. He said Cao Yaojun is good to him. If I can't help him It's really his wife, his sister-in-law. He didn't have too much bad eyes and didn't give me any wrong thoughts. He just scared me to death... "

Cao Erzhu put the motorcycle away and said to his mother in a loud voice, "Mom, stop whining and get hot water for Guo Xiaoping to take a bath. You see, she is dirty. She looks like a vagrant begging along the street."

Guo Xiaoping stared at the new building, frowned and asked, "is there no bathroom in the new building?"

Aunt Hu said with a smile: "no, Cao Erzhu took all the money and bought it. The house moved in without decoration. Bathroom, hehe, when you get married and decorate your house. Hehe, Cao Erzhu has already designed a big bathtub. You two can lie in it and take a bath at the same time... " Then he happily went to the kitchen and made a fire to burn hot water.

Cao Erzhu drags Guo Xiaoping up to the second floor and enters the room. Guo Xiaoping sees that the old bed is still there, so she frowns and says, "cut, Cao Yaojun, you are so mean. When you live in a new house, the bed has not been replaced. Well, you have no taste

Cao Erzhu touched the edge of the bed and said, "wife, this bed can't be changed. Hey, hey, you have to. "

Guo Xiaoping didn't understand. She asked, "woo, why? A shabby bed, you are still reluctant to throw it into the garbage? I didn't expect you to be a miser

"Guo Xiaoping, you forget that this is the place where we fought. Hey, we took off our clothes and fought hand to hand on it for many times This bed is our earliest base. How can I be willing to throw it in the garbage? "

When Guo Xiaoping heard this, she said with a smile, "if that's true, it's almost the same."

Cao Erzhu said, rummaging around to find something. After a while, he took out the handkerchief printed with Guo Xiaoping's daughter red and said with a smile, "wife, look, what's this?"Guo Xiaoping covered her face and made a strange face. She said bitterly, "Oh, you haven't lost it yet? Cut, I thought you had lost it! I forgot it myself, and you can't bear to lose it! "

Cao Erzhu took the handkerchief and looked at it again. He said with a smile, "this is a masterpiece that you and I share. Hehe, I'm the first pioneer in your wasteland. This handkerchief is the witness. I have to collect it well. I won't lose it all my life. I have to take it out and enjoy it when I get old. "

Guo Xiaoping touched her chest and said, "I can guarantee that you are my only pioneer. I have no other man but you

Cao Erzhu didn't believe it. He said, "the chef is so handsome. He's still from the city. Didn't you let him eat my leftovers?"

"No, I always feel that I'm still your wife, sleeping with others. I thought it was to get you a green hat, so I didn't let him eat..." Guo Xiaoping didn't say "leftovers". She hit Cao Erzhu and said, "ghost, am I your leftovers? That's ugly

At this time, aunt Hu cooked the hot water and brought it up in a bucket. She said with a smile, "Guo Xiaoping, there is no bathroom now. You can wash in this room."

Guo Xiaoping took the bucket and said with a smile, "OK, mom, thank you!"

"Don't thank you. I'm glad you're back. I want to thank you. Well, you're back at last. I don't need to think about you any more." After putting the basin in place, aunt Hu retreated to the door and said, "OK, you wash it, I'll go down to bed."

When Aunt Hu came downstairs, Guo Xiaoping closed the door and said, "Wu Wu, Cao Yaojun, my husband, I took a bath. You close your eyes and don't allow you to peep."

Cao Erzhu sat on the bed and said, "NIMA, this is not fart Apply lipstick on your eyes, do you wear lips? Cut, where have I never seen you? I'm not allowed to peek yet. Oh, I see. You mean to let me see it directly and aboveboard. "

Guo Xiaoping took off her coat, opened her bra, put her hands on her chest and said, "well, it's all your fault. My body has changed. It's not the same as before. So, I don't want you to see it. "

Cao Erzhu opened his eyes and said, "no? Is to open up wasteland, hand to hand several times, let your body change? "

Guo Xiaoping nodded and said, "woo, really, it's changed."

Cao Erzhu stood up, approached Guo Xiaoping and said, "cut, make a fuss. Where have you changed? Let me see. "

Guo Xiaoping covered her chest and said, "well, it's changed here. This fruit used to be bright red, but now it's dark red. It's bigger than before. It's painful to touch it with your hand..."

Cao Erzhu lifted Guo Xiaoping's hand, held the two big things, looked and looked with wide eyes, opened his mouth and said, "Yeah, I can't see it. I think it's still like that." Suddenly he bit it with his mouth and sucked it. "Oh, there's no milk. It's salty."