The best little villagers

They slept until noon when Guo Xiaoping's mother called them out.

Cao Erzhu sniffed and smelled the delicious food. He patted Guo Xiaoping's smooth round buttocks and said, "wife, my mother-in-law knows that we worked hard last night. She must have made a table of delicious food to reward us."

Guo Xiaoping pushed away Cao Erzhu's hand on her buttocks and said, "cut, I feel dizzy. I've had such a long night, and then I fell asleep. What a pain for you?"

After getting dressed, Cao Erzhu goes to the back of the house to go to the toilet, and Guo Xiaoping goes with him.

Cao Erzhu went to the yard, looked at the two busy old people in the kitchen, and whispered to Guo Xiaoping: "wife, I'll go to the thatched cottage to solve a small problem. You follow me. Pay attention to the influence, OK? Damn, I'm too strong now. I always take my wife to the toilet. It's almost the same as the US president's overseas visit. "

Guo Xiaoping pursed her mouth and laughed. She made a strange face and didn't speak. She followed Cao Erzhu to the toilet behind the house. She watched Cao Erzhu open the zipper. She said with a smile: "hee hee, it's said that men can pee three feet high. I see how far you can pee."

Cao Erzhu put his urine into the dung tank and made a sound of "Dong Dong Dong". He felt smelly and covered his nose with his other hand and said, "NIMA, wife, the living conditions of your mother's family have to be improved. If you want to solve a small hand, you have to smell it. If you want to solve a big hand, don't you have to be fumigated by the smell? "

Guo Xiaoping untied her trouser belt and squatted down to pee on the spot. She said with a smile, "Hey, if you don't think the conditions are good, you can improve them. As the saying goes? One son-in-law, half a son. "

Cao Erzhu coaxed: "well, my son-in-law is different. It's not good to be a half son. If I want to be a son, I'll take money to build buildings for them and improve their living conditions."

Guo Xiaoping tied up her trousers and said happily, "husband, this is what you said. If you just empty the gun and don't cash it, I'll be rude to you!"

Cao Erzhu hugged Guo Xiaoping's waist and said, "wife, don't worry. Your parents are my parents. We live in a building. I will never let them live in a bungalow all the time."

They went back to the yard from the back of the house, and my mother made hot water for them to wash.

Cao Erzhu washed up and saw that Guo Xiaoping's father had gone to the hall. He also went to the hall to accompany the old man.

When Guo Xiaoping finished washing, she went to the kitchen to help her mother.

My mother looked at Guo Xiaoping, pursed a smile, and said: "ghost girl!"

Guo Xiaoping was baffled. She blinked and asked, "Mom, what's wrong with me? I won't make you unhappy again by accident

The old woman looked outside and whispered, "ghost girl, aren't you afraid of your man's flashing waist?"

Guo Xiaoping blushed and said with a smile, "Mom, did you hear what happened in our room?"

"It's like you two are fighting in bed. The earth is shaking. Can't you hear me? Did you hear your father coughing loudly? "

Guo Xiaoping lowered her head and said, "woo, I hear you, but we can't stop the car. We can't stop it."

My mother pointed at Guo Xiaoping with her finger and said, "cut, I'm not afraid of ugliness! No wonder you are pregnant so soon. I think you are more greedy than your man. That cry, oh, it's like someone is stabbing you with a knife. I really blush for you and feel numb now. "

Guo Xiaoping was embarrassed. She hugged her mother's arm and said, "Mom, Wuwu, if you don't tell me, how about saving face for your daughter? I'm sorry to say that! "

My mother looked at Guo Xiaoping with wide eyes and asked, "ah, Xiao Ping, are you so presumptuous in your man's house?"

Guo Xiaoping nodded: "well."

The old woman was surprised and asked, "my God, don't let me lose all my foundation! Ah, didn't his mother remind you to keep your voice down? "

Guo Xiaoping shook her head and said with a smile: "his mother is very good. Every time we are finished, she cooks two bowls of poached eggs and brings them to our room Mom, I'm also a mom. Look at you. The first time my son-in-law lived at home, he didn't even have breakfast. "

No parents in the world don't love their children. My mother shook her head and said, "when I get up in the morning, I say I'll cook noodles for you and put eggs in it. Your father won't let me. He says you sleep soundly and don't disturb you. I want you to have a good sleep Ah, your father loves you too... " Looking at the door, he lowered his voice and said, "Xiao Ping, when you find a rich husband, you don't want to help your sister. Their family is not as good as you. Your brother-in-law still works in the city, and he doesn't earn much. "

Guo Xiaoping frowned and said, "Mom, I'll give my husband a pillow breeze and ask him to help my sister properly."

After they had lunch, Cao Erzhu rode a motorcycle to take Guo Xiaoping to the village fair. He was ready to buy gifts and went to Guo Xiaoping's sister's house.

I didn't expect that when I strolled in the rural market, the motorcycle broke down. I had no choice but to go to a motorcycle repair stall to repair it. After so much hesitation, I bought a gift and went to Guo Xiaoping's sister's house. It was already dark.

What's more, the door of Guo Xiaoping's sister's house is closed, and the house is dark, as if she is not at home.Cao Erzhu looked and saw that there was no lock on the door. He pushed it and locked it from inside. He listened to it again, as if there was movement inside, as if it was still the "creaking" sound of the bed.

Guo Xiaoping also put her ear to the door. After listening, her face turned red immediately. She had guessed what her sister was doing at home when she closed the door. She thought it was her brother-in-law who came back from the city and said in her heart, "this brother-in-law is so greedy. Before it was dark, she climbed to bed."

They didn't want to disturb other people's good things. After waiting for a long time, they couldn't hear the "creak" of the bed. Guo Xiaoping patted the door and yelled, "sister, open the door. We've come to see you."

There was no movement inside.

Guo Xiaoping's sister didn't hear it, and cried out: "sister, I'm Xiao Ping. Open the door quickly."

"OK, I'll open the door right away." Guo Xiaoping's sister answered in a voice.

At the same time, the "pa" light came on, and there was a woman with disheveled hair and chest pulling in the door.

Sister blushed and saw Cao Erzhu. She asked with a smile, "hee hee, Xiao Ping, is this my brother-in-law? OK, come in quickly. "

Cao Erzhu immediately said: "elder sister, our motorcycle broke down and was repaired in the village. Hehe, we are late."

Guo Xiaoping came into the room with the gift, looked around and asked, "sister, my brother-in-law is back?"

Guo Xiaoping's sister's face immediately turned red and quickly denied it, saying, "no, no! I'm not feeling well today. I stayed in bed alone for half a day in the afternoon. Well, sit down and I'll cook. "

Guo Xiaoping sniffed and smelled the smoke. She muttered to herself, "there must be a man who has smoked in this room."

Cao Erzhu also smelled the smoke. He looked at the room and found that the door of the wardrobe moved. He said with a smile, "elder sister, if you are not feeling well, then you are not busy. We will go back after a while. Hei hei, today Guo Xiaoping brings me to see you, mainly to recognize the family. We will come here often in the future. " Then he winked at Guo Xiaoping.

Guo Xiaoping locked her eyebrows and said, "sister, what's the matter with you? If there's anything wrong with it, go to the hospital earlier. Don't delay. Don't let minor ailments take care of major ailments. "

"Nothing. It's just a little uncomfortable. Just have a sleep." Guo Xiaoping's sister has been red, very uncomfortable.

Cao Erzhu grabbed Guo Xiaoping's hand, stood up and said, "elder sister, then you go back to bed and lie down. Let's go back." Then he dragged Guo Xiaoping to the door.

Guo Xiaoping's sister was polite again and saw off the guests.

Cao Erzhu rode a motorcycle for a while and then stopped.

Guo Xiaoping didn't understand. She asked, "Cao Yaojun, what's the matter? My ass is not close to my sister's bench. You're going to leave. It's too shameful for my sister. "

Cao Erzhu did not speak, looking back at Guo Xiaoping's sister's door.

After a while, a man sneaked out of the door.

Guo Xiaoping saw the man. She looked at him with wide eyes and blushed, as if she had done something shameful and made her head low.

Cao Er Zhu said: "wife, my eldest sister is not lonely!"

Guo Xiaoping locked her brows and didn't speak. She reached out and pinched Cao Erzhu.

"Do you understand why I am in a hurry to leave now? Hey, that guy just lost his essence and blood, and hid in the closet to be suffocated and suffocated. I'm afraid he'll make a difference. We are saving a life when we leave our aunt's house. "