The best little villagers

"Who, Mrs. Ho?" Cao Erzhu's words had not been finished, and the word "Lai" had not yet come out. The fat woman immediately stopped smiling, showed a ferocious expression, and specially widened her eyes to see the beautiful woman supported by Cao Erzhu.

The beauty now closed her eyes and lay on Cao Erzhu's shoulder completely. There was no reaction, even the atmosphere didn't come out.

Cao Erzhu felt that the sign was wrong and immediately asked, "who are you, please?"

"She's Mrs. he. Who am I from he denglu?" Fat woman patted the door and said.

Cao Erzhu secretly complained about her. Nima, this fat woman is the wife of deputy director he denglu!

Damn, I didn't expect that I'd accidentally perform a real monkey king drama tonight.

This beautiful drunkard has drunk too much, and the machine in her head is confused. She doesn't even know who she is!

I don't know how old he denglu is. Looking at the fat woman, she is estimated to be about forty years old.

Men have forty-one flowers and women have forty bean curd dregs. The wife who used to be an official has a great sense of crisis. Now a young wife suddenly appears. Who is not nervous?

Damn, this basket is too big. Maybe it's going to the hornet's nest! That's a drop in the bucket. I'm sure I won't pull it out. Let's get out of here!

Cao Erzhu quickly nodded to compensate, not to say: "sorry, I made a mistake!" With that, Cao Erzhu helped the beauty to the elevator.

The fat woman stretched out her hand, opened her mouth and cried, "ah --" after thinking about it, she drew back her hand and closed the door.

Fortunately, I haven't been in trouble yet. Fuck, get out of here as far as you can!

Cao Erzhu helped the beautiful woman and walked into the elevator, just like a thief. He really wanted to stretch out his wings and run away as soon as possible.

Down the stairs, Cao Erzhu immediately opened the door and said, "beauty, where is your home? Don't you know? You're almost in trouble, don't you know? "

"Hee hee, hee hee."

Nima, she is really sick. She is very angry. This beautiful woman can still laugh. It seems that this has nothing to do with her. She goes to the theatre.

"What are you laughing at?" Cao Erzhu was a little angry. He patted her and said, "well, where is your home? Otherwise, I'll leave you, and I'll go by myself. "

Beauty no longer smile, showing a crying face, she doodle small mouth, did not speak, and a small hand into the bag, it is estimated that looking for business cards.

Cao Erzhu said impatiently, "Hey, don't look for any ghost business card. Just tell me your home address."

I didn't expect that she was even more annoyed when she joked. She said, "do you want a home address and a phone number?"

Cao Erzhu is so angry that he really wants to beat her. What's more, suddenly a hand was on Cao Erzhu's right shoulder.

My God, Cao Erzhu was so scared that he immediately realized that he had been robbed.

Nima, the robber is too rampant. He even dares to fight when he enters the community. I'm not afraid that the security guard will arrest him!

Cao Erzhu is thinking about how to deal with it, did not expect others to speak.

"You wait. Don't leave. You haven't finished yet."

This voice is not big, but now Cao Erzhu sounds like a thunder, which makes his whole body shocked. It's three souls who are scared out of two souls, almost incontinent, and his body is paralyzed to the ground.

Cao Erzhu looked back, my mother, it was the fat woman who killed me!

Fuck, I don't know, I don't know when I came out, but there was no sound of footsteps. Can't I say that there is lightness skill?

Cao Erzhu was stunned. He didn't know what to do. He became a fool.

Fat woman was a little timid. Seeing that Cao Erzhu was panicked, she calmed down a lot. She tilted her head and said, "ah, I've thought about it. You can't leave until you know what happened." Then he reached out and grabbed Cao Erzhu's clothes, which was like illegal detention.

Cao Erzhu looked at the fat woman like sun erniang, and he was "clattering" in his heart, which was n times worse than the robbers. It's a Wulong, but I can't tell you clearly!

Nima, I don't blame others. I only blame myself for my poor ability to adapt to circumstances. After pondering for a long time, I was confused by her fat body, which led to the misjudgment of thousands of miles away from the topic.

Cao Erzhu looked at the fat woman, pointed to the beautiful woman lying in the car, blinked and said: "she is drunk, I sent her home, looking for the wrong place." Cao Erzhu wanted to simplify the complicated problems and push them away.

The fat woman frowned and said, "it's a strange thing. I have to ask about the whole story." She fixed her eyes on me. "Hey, young man, how do you know our old man?"

Cao Er Zhu spread his hands and said, "where is your family?" Cao Erzhu was stunned and remembered. By the way, it can't be the bald and fat man. He went to Lichong and took a group of people to look for wolves, including the skinny monkey like Xiang stationmaster. "Oh, you mean director he. Hi, I don't know him. I've never dealt with him!" Cao Erzhu looked back at the beautiful woman lying in the car. He was just about to say that she knew her. After thinking about it, he was afraid of making things more complicated. He opened his mouth and had to give up.Fat woman looked at Cao Erzhu, then moved her eyes to the car, she said: "you don't know, that is she knows Luo?"

Cao Erzhu looked at the beauty and said, "Hey, she's drunk and can't find out why she's here." He rubbed his eyes and lied, "Hey, I'm a black taxi driver. Otherwise, I'll put her here for you. When she wakes up, you can ask her slowly." Cao Erzhu wanted to get rid of the golden cicada, but on the contrary, he deliberately complicated the simple problems.

I didn't think it was a good move.

Fat woman's attitude seems to have changed, she pointed to the car beauty said: "you don't know her?"

The same sex repels, the opposite attracts. It can be seen that the fat woman doesn't want to leave the beauty.

Cao Er Zhu shook his head and said, "I don't know. I just met him on the street. Hey, hey, it's not easy to meet a customer. "

Fat woman thought about it and said, "otherwise, I've already written down your license plate number, and you can tell me your phone number."

Nima, it's nothing to look for. If I had known that, I might as well have slept in the car.

Cao Erzhu bitter face, pointing to the car that beauty said: "this elder sister, I really have nothing to do with her, you leave my phone is useless."

The fat woman stretched her face and said, "she's drunk. I'm sure she can't ask about the pulse of the dragon. I don't care. It's up to you. Otherwise, we'll be here, and no one will want to leave. " Said, she stood in front of the car, to a "woman" in charge, you do not open the car, put on a pair of fight a protracted battle posture.

There's no way. Cao Erzhu can't afford it. He has only one hour to take his wife home! This beauty is still in my hand, maybe she is a hot potato! Nima, get rid of this fat woman first. Cao Er Zhu dallied for a long time, so he had to tell the fat woman her mobile phone number.

Fat mother-in-law also afraid of the wrong phone number, but also made a special call to Cao Erzhu to confirm it.

Fat woman see Cao Erzhu also kind, did not say a false phone number to cheat her, put his hand and said: "you go first, something to call you."

Finally get rid of the entanglement of the fat woman, to solve the problem of the beauty home has become a burning need.

Cao Erzhu drove out of the neighborhood, stopped and asked the beauty, "Hey, beauty, where do you live?" Cao Erzhu was impatient and his words were filled with the smell of fire medicine.

"Woo woo." The beauty looked at Cao Erzhu timidly, covered her face and began to cry in a low voice.

Nima, this beautiful woman used her trump card, and grabbed Cao Erzhu's weakness with one move. He was most afraid of women's crying. Seeing women crying, he was mentally retarded.

Cao Erzhu started the car. I really don't know where to go. The car was running on the street, and after thinking about it, he finally came up with a wonderful idea.

Cao Erzhu drove to a hotel and stopped.

The beauty fell asleep in her seat and snored.

Cao Erzhu pushed her with his long arm and said, "Hey, beauty, please get out of the car." Then he picked her out of the car, put her in front of the hotel and drove away.

Cao Erzhu finally got rid of that burden.

Guo just got on the car and said, "I'm tired of climbing out of the yoga hall."

Cao Erzhu was still thinking about the woman he had left at the door of the hotel. He was afraid that something might happen to her and that he might get into trouble. He hugged Guo Xiaoping and said, "wife, I have nothing to do today. I've found a trouble."

Guo Xiaoping sat up, looked at Cao Erzhu and said, "what's the trouble?"

Cao Erzhu told Guo Xiaoping the whole story.

Guo Xiaoping was also worried. She said, "if not, let's go to that hotel. She is a young woman lying on the ground. What if she meets a bad person? "

Cao Erzhu drove the car in the past. Damn, she was still lying on the ground.

Cao Erzhu and Guo Xiaoping got out of the car and helped her up.

Guo Xiaoping thought for a while and said, "husband, you have to find the trouble yourself. Otherwise, let's open a room for her and let her lie on the bed! It's not safe for her to lie on the ground alone. "

Cao Erzhu did not object and picked up the beauty.

Although the beauty was drunk, but not completely confused, she asked: "what do you want to do?"

Cao Erzhu whispered, "I'll open a room for you in the hotel."

"Open a room?" Half of the beauty's wine woke up, she looked at it and quickly pushed Cao Erzhu away.

Guo Xiaoping saw that the beauty was about to fall down. She grabbed her arm and whispered, "yes, we're going to open a room for you. Take out your ID card quickly."

Seeing a beautiful woman, she put down her heart and took out her ID card in her bag.

When they left, Guo Xiaoping hit Cao Erzhu and said, "you see, they are beauties. Do you want to have a wrong idea?"

Cao Erzhu climbed into the car and said with a smile: "I just want to make a wrong idea, I don't have the courage to grow that!"